Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Mr. (Ant) Tenna propaganda:
° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.
° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events
° He has fangs.
° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.
° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)
° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them
° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad
° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.
° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.
° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.
° He has a pronounced lisp.
° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.
° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.
° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms
° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.
I respect the HELL out of Doof, but nobody is doing it like Tenna fr.
Unsure of who to vote for?
Consider voting Mr. Ant Tenna!
See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!
Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:
- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!
- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!
- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!
- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!
Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!
We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!
If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!
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Tenna Propaganda!
Neutrals, consider taking a look before voting to form an opinion on Mr. Tenna!
We know he's a bit of a newcomer to the competition, so we'd like to allow you the opportunity to get to know him!
Oh, he has a little song for you! Come and take a quick listen!
To the Ants N' Bees, keep biting and buzzing! You're doing incredible!
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Here are his intro and figurine videos, LISTEN TO THIS SWEET TV MANNNN he's so off kilter!!!
Vote Tenna! Propaganda Above!
Caineling Hive and Ant Colony, hold the line together! Tell your friends, share around, inform anyone who may be interested! Uphold the gentleman's agreement! We will bring Tenna to victory in Caine's honor!
We must show everyone that pitting us against one another in a poll will not divide us! In fact, it will only unite us in a collective effort that is only possible with your help!
Keep up the good work, keep defending!
Vote Tenna!
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🌟📺 MORE TENNA PROPAGANDA🏵️🌺
Tenna had it pretty rough for the entire year we knew him: He is very lonely, no one watches his show anymore, his lover was missing for around a decade and Tenna is still grieving (p. s. there is no evidence in deltarune that they got divorced, it's an inside joke of this fandom, but there's plenty of evidence that they did love each other and they were separated unwillingly by outside forces, which is more tragic than the story of Romeo and Juliette, and who doesn't like tragic love stories?) - which gave him abandonment issues. And then he was forced to distract the main heroes, almost died, AND some of his employees are infantilizing him because they don't realize that he's acting the way he does due to all of those traumatising things that I named before (who wouldn't end up traumatised with THIS kind of backstory?)!!!
He deserves at least one good thing happening to him - and WE can help with that by voting for him as The Tumblr Sexyman of 2026! He deserves to be recognized for his show, his funky sense of style, his sense of humour, his perseverance through the bad times, his determination to continue bringing smiles to people, and his love for his partner that didn't dissappear after a decade (even if he denies it, lol), and his care for Susie (they immediately connected as soon as she entered "her name" on the podium in the beginning of his chapter and his care for her is everywhere in that chapter and in the Castle Town section of the latest chapter!), and...
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
he needs to avenge Spamton and to honour Caine, so IF YOU CARE ABOUT SPAMTON OR CAINE - VOTE TENNA!!!✨💖🌺