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@spamtennatruther
Alright, it looks like Tenna is slated to win Round 5 against Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026, and I promised if he won, I would FINALLY finish and post the Spamton/Tenna/Mettaton wireplay fic I've been procrastinating since like August. So, stay tuned for that, Tennalings! Here's an excerpt from what I have so far to tide you over. If I lock in, it should be finished by Thursday 🫡
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
my honest reaction to the flowery boss fight
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Go my Tenna propaganda: This really cool animation of Tenna usurping Spamton's throne once Chapter 3 released! Please show the animator some love, folks!
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
CONSIDER: Tenna is, by fandom headcanon metrics, the last black/black-coded character in the running. Pretty much the entire fandom hcs him as a big beautiful black man. I think it'd be really cool if he won as a bw myself 🙂↕️
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
a character with ryan goslings face just cannot be a tumblr sexyman. youre gonna vote for the cartoon senior citizen muppet rn and youre gonna like it.
additionally i keep seeing people say that grace should win because hes aroace and itd be funny to make him sexyman but gang. ford is too. useless argument for your cause here
hate that people keep bringing up how 'wholesome' or whatever ryland is. this is a sexyman contest not a blorbo contest. idgaf about his pure heart i care if people are drawing his guts being rearranged in insane ways that do not in any way fit the source material. I care that people are yumeshipping/selfcesting with him. I care that people want to feed him into a woodchipper of whump. If thats not happening then Get him outta here 💢
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Lmfao at everyone yapping abt recency bias. Let me ask you guys: is this a Tumblr Senior's Discount poll or is this a "Who is Tumblr frothing at the fucking mouth over right now" poll. It doesn't matter who has been around longer. It matters whose hole you've seen the most of the past year and you've been living under a rock if you say it's not Tenna.
Let's compare data:
These are the aggregate numbers for every explicit fic involving SPECIFICALLY Gomez Addams in horny situations. For all time on Ao3. Character who has been around for decades. This is it.
Next? Stanley.
While I can give GF fans some horny freak props in that Stan's biggest ship BY FAR is Pinecest (its seriously not even close), MOST explicit fics where Stan is tagged? Are fics about SOMEONE ELSE FUCKING (mostly Bill and Ford). And sure, thats a lot! Until you remember it's been over a decade?! I can def give Stan props, but cmon.
Meanwhile ... Fucking look at this.
This is ONLY explicit works. The majority of which are Spamtenna or Tenna/Reader. ITS BEEN A YEAR.
When it comes to the most important criterion of being a Tumblr Sexyman, Tenna is the ONLY ONE who fits it: He is a man who makes people INSANE WITH LUST. Nearly 2000 fuck fics about this stupid gay TV in a year. These are PRIME SANS LEVELS of Sexyman.
Please vote Tenna. Nobody else is touching him on this front rn.
Shippers get a lot of lashings for being annoying and “forcing romance” but not enough is being said about people who force the nuclear family structure on everything. Nothing against found families, but the amount of people who seem to cram every dynamic into a cookie cutter nuclear family mold is driving me insane. It’s another lowkey reductive way of engaging with characters that pretends to less reductive than the shippers they constantly complain about. Not every relationship can be categorized as “sibling coded” or “father-daughter” because most relationships are more complicated than that. Don’t even get me started on the way these people use “coding” *cough* their headcanons *cough* to shut down ships they dislike.
"i want old fandom back :(" y'all can't even handle people shipping fictional characters with a 2 year age gap, what makes you think you'll be able to handle all the stuff old fandom came with?
Warmups
In the time I have spent consuming media that involves popular bad™ male characters and/or M/F ships where the male character is morally gray or outright evil or conflicted or basically anyone who isn't completely safe and defanged, I have often comes across this statement and its countless other variations.
"Stuff like this is made to brainwash young girls into thinking that they can 'fix' dangerous men. Such girls usually end up in abusive relationships and their parents are right to worry."
It is rather strange to come across such a gross generalization, operating on an assumption that girls are blank slates whom anyone can manipulate and who can't distinguish between real and make believe on top of it.
In my entire "career"(if you can call it that) of engaging with fiction , the girls and women that I have run into in fandoms happened to be some of the most intelligent, talented, cool, witty and insightful people I have ever met. I've devoured the fics they have written. I have delighted in the arts and edits they've made. Their perspectives and interpretations about the characters and their relationships are genuinely fascinating to read about regardless of whether I agree with it or not. They are the ones who are most often at the receiving end of the antis' ire for no valid reason but they just keep deriving joy and inspiration from their favourite characters and ships and keep sharing it with others through stories, art and thoughts. They are not just smart but incredibly resilient, sensitive and aware not just about the media they consume but about the world around them and its issues.
I look up to their brilliance. I marvel at their passion. I admire them. I adore them.
my thesis
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Stanley. Gomez. Ant.
Stanley Pines, a respectable man. However, his brother is still in the running. His brother, who might I add, won last year’s tournament. The classics are wonderful and all but times change. And so must the lord.
Gomez Adams, loving husband and father. Now we’re talking. A man who loves, a man who yearns, a man lucky enough for the universe to hear his mating call and reward him thusly with a gorgeous wife. But ask me this; would Gomez want to win if he cannot share the stage with Morticia? He is a king, but he cannot live without his queen.
…
What do Stanley and Gomez have in common?
Their medium.
They exist within the world of film.
On the screen.
The Lord of Screens.
The King of Only.
Cathode, trash heap, boobtube, however you know him.
Mr. Ant. Tenna.
The classics reimagined. The glow of the clunky old television burns your eyes and blinds you with nostalgia. You have never seen this man in your life but you know him. Nights spent half asleep on the couch, watching whatever program was on at the time. Saturday morning cartoons. Coming home from school and winding down with some good ol’ TV. We all know him. We all love him.
He wears himself down with every broken plea he forces from his chest, “please don’t go, I’ll be so good, just look at me, I need this, without you I’m nothing”, and then he gets back on stage like nothing ever happened. He has so much love to give and no longer has anyone to give it to so he gives out his heart like free samples at costco, like he’s worth nothing. He’s a star! He deserves attention, fame, somebody to hold, he deserves your praise! He deserves everything, all of it, me me me me me me me!! look at me look at me LOOK AT ME!
…
After a hard day, he collapses on the green room couch. Exhausted. He thinks back to when times were good, great even! When he still had… him. Even then, he wanted morse than he could have. Always craving more. He downs his drink, and then another then another and before he knows it he’s passed out. Then awake again. Back to work.
And yet, broken and hungover and lovesick, he STILL gets onstage. And he STILL gives his all! And why does he do this?! HE DOES THIS FOR YOU, for the player! The lightners! The “real” people!! Everything he does, he does for YOU.
Toby Fox did not think we would like Tenna. He thought his fans would see him and shun him as just another wannabe. As if.
Prove him wrong.
Vote for Mr. Ant Tenna, THE Tumblr Sexyman.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Lmfao at everyone yapping abt recency bias. Let me ask you guys: is this a Tumblr Senior's Discount poll or is this a "Who is Tumblr frothing at the fucking mouth over right now" poll. It doesn't matter who has been around longer. It matters whose hole you've seen the most of the past year and you've been living under a rock if you say it's not Tenna.
Let's compare data:
These are the aggregate numbers for every explicit fic involving SPECIFICALLY Gomez Addams in horny situations. For all time on Ao3. Character who has been around for decades. This is it.
Next? Stanley.
While I can give GF fans some horny freak props in that Stan's biggest ship BY FAR is Pinecest (its seriously not even close), MOST explicit fics where Stan is tagged? Are fics about SOMEONE ELSE FUCKING (mostly Bill and Ford). And sure, thats a lot! Until you remember it's been over a decade?! I can def give Stan props, but cmon.
Meanwhile ... Fucking look at this.
This is ONLY explicit works. The majority of which are Spamtenna or Tenna/Reader. ITS BEEN A YEAR.
When it comes to the most important criterion of being a Tumblr Sexyman, Tenna is the ONLY ONE who fits it: He is a man who makes people INSANE WITH LUST. Nearly 2000 fuck fics about this stupid gay TV in a year. These are PRIME SANS LEVELS of Sexyman.
Please vote Tenna. Nobody else is touching him on this front rn.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Listen, all three of these men are hydrogen bombs... but only one of them started the objectum/robotfucker renaissance and it wasn't Stanley or Gomez. VOTE TENNA NOW!
let this capricious reverie come to an end
just saw someone get mad at people shipping ralsei and flowery because of a problematic age gap
1. they arent real
2. Flowery is one picosecond old so if anything ralsei is the groomer
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)
James (Pokémon)
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
