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[ ☂ ] catfight sentence starters.

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“Excuse you!”

“What’s your problem?!”

“You did NOT just say that.”

“You’d better watch your mouth!”

“Come over here and say that to my face!”

“You think I didn’t hear that?!”

“You’re really starting to piss me off!”

"What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?!”

“I’ll smack that stupid grin right off your face!”

“I’ll give you ten seconds to apologize!”

“Turn around and walk away!”

“You think this a game?!”

“Don’t touch me!”

“Yeah, you better run!”

“What’d you just say to me?!”

“Get out of my face!”

“Get the FUCK out of my way!”

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[ ☂ ] headcanon meme.

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send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...

❣ - hands

❤ - voice

۵ - feet

❦ - lips

ø - eyes

ღ - nose

♮ - body type

♫ - singing voice

✮ - sleeping habits

✉ - texting habits

✿ - laugh

✍ - writing style

⌨ - time-wasting habits

❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques

✎ - taste in music/literature

☤ - self care/first aid habits

✪ - favourite food/eating habits

☁ - ideal holiday

✄ - nervous habits

☂ - sadness

❈ - ideal birthday

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[ ☂ ] regret headcanon.

Send a symbol and my Muse will admit one thing they regret. [ © ]

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☩ something they did ✞ something they didn’t do ✛ something they said ✜ something they didn’t say ✝ a secret they kept ✙ something they learned ✠ a relationship they had ✚ a sin they committed

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[ ☂ ] christmas starters.

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"Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house."

"All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet."

"Are you coming to the Christmas party?"

"Are you really setting traps for Santa — ?"

"Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate?"

"Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal?"

"Christmas party at your house!"

"Christmas should be six months long - not one."

"Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas."

"Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa."

"Help me decorate the Christmas tree."

"How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ?"

"I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it."

"I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again-"

"If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it."

"Is this what you do every Christmas?"

"It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal."

"It’s snowing!"

"I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas."

"Let me get a picture of this for the memories."

"Let me help with the gift-wrapping."

"Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol."

"Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents."

"Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice."

"Remember when you caught on fire last year?"

"Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones."

"Snow plus sleigh equals fun times."

"So - what are you getting me for Christmas?"

"Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves."

"The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets."

"Wanna help with the pudding?"

"What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster?"

"What do you mean, Santa isn’t real?"

"You always give the best presents."

"You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations."

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[ ☂ ] dear... letters.

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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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[ ☂ ] christmas headcanons.

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🎄. What is your favorite Christmas tradition?

🎅. Did you ever believe Santa Claus to be real? What age did you stop believing?

🎁. What is the most memorable Christmas present that you have received?

🏂. What is your favorite thing to do in the winter? (i.e ice skating, skiing, making snow angels)

☃. How do you typically dress during the winter?

❄. Do you enjoy shopping for presents?

❅. Have you ever kissed anyone under a mistletoe? Would you want to?

❆. What do you typically do on Christmas Eve?

❉. What do you typically do on Christmas Day?

❊. What are your plans for this Christmas?

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[ ☂ ] little headcanon meme.

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Who is someone you get starstruck over? Whose autograph would be worth standing in the cold for an hour?

If you could keep only one photograph, what would it be of? What does it show?

If a relationship ends, how do you process it? Do you lock yourself up and cry? Go out and get drunk?

Where do you find your strength? Religion? Family? Love?

Is it easy for you to accept when you were wrong? Do you apologise after an argument?

You're sitting in a café by yourself. What are you thinking about?

What superpower would you like to have, if there was no catch whatsoever? Would you use it for good or for evil?

Do you have any noteworthy allergies you are aware of?

What is your (in your opinion) lamest talent?

What's one mundane habit you have that people often don't know about?

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[ ☂ ] sickness sentence starters.

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“The doctor said to get plenty of bed rest.” “Did you take your medicine?” “You’re burning up!” “Do you want me to get you another blanket?” “If you’re not better by tomorrow, we’re going to the hospital.” “You’ve been sniffling for ten minutes. Just blow your nose!” “Let me feel your forehead.” “You just need to sleep this off.” “You can’t go out like this!” “Come on, you need to eat.” “Do you want me to make you some chicken soup?” “Maybe some steam will clear you up.” “Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up.” “I don’t think it’s allergies.” “Did you eat something weird?”

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[ ☂ ] phone headcanons.

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🕒: what timezones does your muse have on their ‘clock’ app?

☁️: what areas does your muse have on their ‘weather’ app?

📷: what kinds of things does your muse take photos of?

🃏 : does your muse have games on their phone? if so, what kinds?

📔: what does your muse write in the ‘notes’ app?

💬: who does your muse text most often?

📞: who does your muse call most often?

🚽: where does your muse use their phone?

📂: how is your muse’s phone organized?

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[ ☂ ] texting meme.

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[text] Dude you missed a hell of a party last night

[text] I can’t believe you slept with that chick

[text] I miss you

[text] Do you own a dog?

[text] Can I borrow you for like three hours Saturday night?

[text] Real talk: do you think I could pull off a beard?

[text] Do you think my red dress is too slutty to wear to a church function?

[text] I love you too you ass

[text] Tell your parents I hate their favorite child

[text] Could you please just do me this one favor?

[text] Oh shut up you idiot

[text] You’re my favorite person in the world

[text] You have the most beautiful eyes

[text] I wish I could hold you in my arms right now

[text] I need a hug

[text] Have you seen my lucky bra?

[text] Movie night tonight?

[text] I’m either going to kill you or kiss you next time I see you, depending on how this works out

[text] How drunk am I right now?

[text] I can’t find my god damn phone

[text] Are you seeing this right now?

[text] The things I would do to you if I had you alone for five minutes right now

[text] How much blood should there be when you slice your thumb open?

[text] What do you do if you accidentally superglue your hand to your refrigerator door? Asking for a friend

[text] Damn you’re a good kisser

[text] How many licks does it take to get to the center of YOU?

[text] There is a cat sleeping on my leg. I don’t own a cat.

[text] I’m coming over

[text] It’s cold, you should come keep me warm

[text] Bring me coffee. Now.

[text] Just ignore everything I said to you last night

[text] Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

[text] If you cry when we see that movie I will walk out of the theater and leave you there

[text] Can we just have pizza for dinner tonight?

[text] I love you to the moon and back

[text] Okay?

[text] Always?

[text] What’s the name of that one really annoying song you like?

[text] I have half a birthday cake and a twelve pack of beer. Are you coming over or what?

[text] I’ll be there in five minutes.

[text] I hate you

[text] Can I just have one more kiss?

[text] I’ll bring over ice cream and we can blast Taylor Swift and talk trash about him.

[text] We haven’t talked in like a week. Are you mad at me?

[text] She said she couldn’t date someone who considered being a Pokémon Master a significant accomplishment in their life

[text] Can you come pick me up?

[text] Your house smells like cherries and regret

[text] I’m so hungry, you need to feed me.

[text] My grandmother looks at me like she thinks I need to go to church

[text] If I get my nipple pierced, will you get yours done, too?

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[ ☂ ] ask me about my muse’s family members.

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On or off anon. My Muse has to answer, at least in some capacity.

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[ ☂ ] family sentence starters

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“So, there’s this girl/boy…” “Could you help me with my homework?” “Could you help me study?” “Where do you want to go for vacation?” “Can I go? Please?” “Don’t worry, I’ll do the dishes tonight.” “Hey. Did something happen at work/school?” “No way. You’re off the clock. Tonight you’re going to relax.” “You know you can talk to me, right?” “I felt the exact same way at your age.” “Hey! Quarter in the swear jar! Right now!” “You’re grounded.” “Just wait ‘til your father/mother/etc. gets home!” “Don’t take that tone with me!” “Of course I still love you.” “Goodnight, sweetheart.”

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[ ☂ ] outfit headcanons.

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♔ : pajamas / bedtime outfit ♕ : beach / swimsuit ♖ : spring outfit ♗ : summer outfit ♘: fall outfit ♟ : winter outfit ♙ : date night ♚ : casual / everyday ♛ : formal outfit ♜ : gym / exercise / training outfit ♝ : crisis / war / battle armor ♞ : you specify another situation!

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[ ☂ ] ACTION STARTERS I.

This is a collection of sentence starters specific to the setting of a sharehouse. Feel free to use these as icebreakers to start interaction with the other tenants!! Remember that only memes posted under the umbrella-memes sublog are allowed to be reblogged.

(' accidentally bumps into you )

(' accidentally walks in on you )

(' clumsily trips over a rug )

(' offers a basket containing rice cakes )

(' pulls out a chair across yours )

(' reaches for a cereal box in one of the cupboards )

(' shuffles and deals a pack of cards )

(' sits next to in the common area )

(' tries to reach under the washing machine for a coin )

(' unconsciously slams the door a little too hard )

(' yells out loud at the sight of a spider )

(' yelps after pricking their finger with a knife )

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[ ☂ ] positive sentence starters.

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“Thank you so much!”

“I’ve never been this happy before!”

You’re the best.“

“You like me! You really like me!”

“I promise I’ll make it up to you!”

“That’s so kind!”

“You’re awesome!”

“You never cease to amaze me!”

“I love it!”

“This is embarrassing…I can’t stop smiling!”

“Thanks for cheering me up!”

“I could never stay mad at you!”

“This is the most fun I’ve had in a long time.”

“No, you’re wonderful!”

“I can’t thank you enough!”

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[ ☂ ] the world around me headcanons.

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Send a symbol below to hear my Muse’s thoughts/opinions on….

♔ - Their hometown ♕ - Where they went to school ♖ - Where they currently live ♗ - A past workplace ♘- Their current workplace ♟- Their country/land ♙ - Their world as a whole ♚ - A place they haven’t visited yet, but want to ♛ - A place they want to return to ♜ - A place they never want to go back to ♝- Another place where they’d like to live ♞ - Where they want to be buried

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[ ☂ ] haunted house starters

did you hear that?

what was that noise?

i think i heard something upstairs…

did you leave that window open?

i can’t keep sleeping in this house!

something’s here… i can feel it.

i’m not crazy! this house is haunted!

are you telling me you don’t hear that?

why don’t you believe me?

something is in this house…

something doesn’t want us here.

this place is just creepy…

i hate it here.

if you didn’t slam the door then who did?

we have got to move!

i can’t take being here any longer…

wake up! i hear something upstairs!

#uh;meme #.starter

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