hey

I'm just curating here and it's fun

[sft-7-deactivated20190615]

Hints are canceled, speak the fuck up

[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

[skellydun]

[forcedcconvalescence]

rude that my neck isn’t being kissed rn but ok….

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[1ovestruck]

[mudstickbandit]

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

[kuntsuragi]

welcome to my twister mind

right hand blue

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[03josten]

it IS a phase, mom

[pr0jection]

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

[faceheightknifefight]

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

[botanize]

You know some people try so hard to be funny. And I just am

[emlynns]

a comic about trauma

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[kramer]

Mom can you pick me up people at this party hate my experimental pop playlist

[lolaveda]

Ed Ruscha, THE GIRL ALWAYS DID HAVE GOOD TASTE, 1976 Pastel on paper, 22 ¾ x 28 ¾ inches

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

These people would die of heart attack after one real intrusive thought