light 'em the fuck up!

Lup. Eternal. She. I was stuck in an umbrella for twelve years and all I got was this sick scythe.

[umbrellich]

Mollymauk | They/He/She | 28

i’m back on my bullshit folx

[umbrellich]

Mollymauk | They/He/She | 28

i’m back on my bullshit folx

[recommend]

Proof That Baby Showers Are the Literal Worst (x)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

rest assured if youre trying to play the cool guy and make like “jokingly” rude comments on strangers posts for Funney Aloof Joke Points theyre just showing your comment to their friends and being like hey whats this dudes problem lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i really wanna hammer it home that friendly ribbing doesn’t really come across when you’re not that persons friend and you really just seem like an aggressive weirdo

[steampunktendencies]

Munich Law Library

Credits : M. Weinreuter

[umbrellich]

I will also add that they’re both very adorable and visiting me always means getting food. These are both bonus points.

[umbrellich]

The smalls are functional enough to see people from non-magical planes now! If anyone wanted to visit us and them.

[genderfluidnonagon]

hey all!

good news is I got a job with the local theatre as a house manager and soon I’ll be making money and things will be alright. bad news is that I don’t start until the 16th and won’t be getting paid until the end of february because of how their payroll system works, and i have bills to pay between now and then.

if you could toss me a little extra cash for the coming month so i can pay my bills and buy food, i’d really appreciate it! i’m happy to do writing or art commissions, or tarot card readings as well in return!

Kofi: http://ko-fi.com/ilananight CashApp: $ilananight Venmo: Rue-Dickey PayPal: [email protected]

signal boosts are also appreciated, thank you!

[sleepymaidgock]

I know only three states of being: godless hubris, righteous fury, and hapless melancholia

[umbrellich]

visceralvines‌:

steel is one of my favorite metals. i should find out where you buy yours.

the pleasure is mine. hello, lup. are you enjoying all the rain that autumn has brought us?

There’s a real nice cobbler down the street in Neverwinter! I could give you her card! She also makes killer heels- they don’t break no matter what.

Yeah! I’m a firey kinda gal, but I appreciate the rain as a break from the heat. Plus, this whole season’s colors are up my alley!

[umbrellich]

@purrxoxo said:

#gorgeous! stunning! flawless!

Thank you!!! I worked hard to look this good.

[umbrellich]

🔥  A little over a month and you’ll be meeting the little bone babies! 🔥

[ ID: It’s me, Lup, ya girl! This picture was taken at an evening party, and I’m in ¾ profile. I’m wearing a red dress and you can tell I’m pregnant. The dress has a slit up the thigh. I’m also wearing a cream shawl and a black choker. My nails match my dress and I’m looking at the camera with a little bit of a smile. ]

Keep reading

[umbrellich]

lokiofnone replied to your post “Guess who’s back from maternity leave, motherfuckers?”

Luuuuuuuuuuuup.

Loki!!!!!!!! what’s hangin babe?

[umbrellich]

h0tlineking replied to your post “h0tlineking replied to your post: Guess who’s back...”

i am well! how are you? how is the baby!

they’re fantastic! very healthy. Beautiful babies!

[umbrellich]

Once Victor and Vincent are a little less camera shy, that’s all you’ll be seeing from me.

[visceralvines]

@umbrellich thank you. a good boot is woman’s best friend.

[umbrellich]

I agree! Mine are steel toed for kicking!

Pleased to meet you, I’m Lup!

[powerburial]

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie