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@umcharliewtf
I think you can say that about a lot of people these days, though.
Um, not fair, you stole what I was going to say next. Fuck you.
Yeah, that’s true. But, um.. No.. I’m Charlie.
I love when people are just as hype as me for Halloween. Oh, really? Guess I'll just have to change my name, then.
Is it the facial hair?
Maybe. You just give off that vibe, too. Like, there's something inside of you that a lot of people wouldn't expect.
No, just trying to make sense of whatever the fuck you just said.
Sigh. You sound boring. Let me guess, you're very fond of the missionary position?
Vampire kitten does sound really cute, actually. Halloween is like, my favorite thing in the entire world, so I’m always down for something fun. But I’ve gotta be honest, I’d rather not have you bite my neck unless you ask me for permission first. Some people may be into that, you never know.
Thank you. It's my favorite holiday, too. D'you know what you're gonna be? Permission, huh? Okay, I can work with that. I'll be sure to remember. My name's Charlie.
I was planning on being grumpy cat, so you’re off to a a better start than I am for the whole ‘cute costume’ thing.
Aw, but girls + cats always means cute! No matter the extra stuff, like grumpy or vampire. Am I right or am I right? I'm Charlie, by the way.
Did someone piss in your coffee or something?
Vampire? Funny, I used to want to be a werewolf. Actually, no, I was a little flaky on that. Like—I wanted to be a werewolf, but I didn’t want to turn during a full moon and kill my friends and family.
Yeah. Dully noted. So, basically, you wanted to be a werewolf, but you wanted to be in complete control of it? That makes more sense. I think I could see you as a werewolf.
I think I've decided I'm gonna be a vampire kitten for Halloween. What better combination than fangs and cat ears? Anyway, if you see some bite marks on your neck and wake up feeling weak due to lack of blood, my sincerest apologies. I was just testing out my costume.
If that happens, I suppose I would have had it coming, right?
I guess so. I can see the appeal, though. I can't remember a time in my life where I didn't want to be a vampire.
Mhm, I’m happy about that, too. Wait, did you grow up in a strict household too?You said you weren’t allowed to sing at home. My parents would have never allowed that. I’m trying that, too, but I think I’m going about it wrong.
Yeah, I did. And not in that way where it just means they "care about you" or whatever. I snuck out whenever I could. Eh, maybe we're getting someplace and we just don't realize it.
Ghosts, fabulous beast, the undead—my interests don’t end there.
Can I ask why? Don't be too surprised if you end up with your own personal demon one day.
I got a Ouija board. That’s my big news.
You like to fuck around with ghosts?
See, I was homeschooled, so I didn’t really have that chance. The only time I could play was when I went to a friend’s house, and that was rare. Nope, it’s nice here.
Well, at least you've got your freedom now, right? I honestly never thought I'd be free like this. I actually made a vow that I'd try to be less quiet and closed off and stuff when I came here, but, um. I wouldn't say it's working all that well...
You know, I’m really liking this place so far. I was kind of afraid it wasn’t going to be very nice when I got here, but it’s so different than anything I’m used to. Like, most people here don’t care if I play guitar for a couple of minutes. That wouldn’t have gone over too well back home. Yeah, I’m liking this place.
I know that feeling, I used to sneak into the school auditorium at night to sing because I wasn't allowed to at home. it's not half bad, huh?