do i know you

Shane, he/him, 28 years old

[mellifexfarm]

tiddy

[closedforgoodbyelol]

[alonefamily]

It’s the weekend!

[telnaga]

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

[vanyelle]

Okay, I dig up so many goddamn chicken statues on my farm that either it used to be the location of an ancient, chicken-worshipping tribe, or Shane’s just fucking with me.

[hoolia-art]

Chicken Functionality

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

!!!

[frigbob]

Red berries ONLY

[bukbot]

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

[ykana]

[thegravelbro]

a mass exodus from chicken village

[assbaka]

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[lepidosaurs]

[mellifexfarm]

reblog if you love and support this spooky chicken    

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[laoren-chen]

Make sure you keep your chickens warm!

[songdogtrails]

Guess what?

[umchickenbutt]

me: you is kind, you is smart, you is important

my chickens: *cluck happily*

[markohppus-deactivated20130702]

if you don’t drink

you’re not better than people who do

if you do drink

you’re not better than people who don’t

if you don’t smoke

you’re not better than people who do

if you smoke

you’re not better than people who don’t

if you wear crocs

there’s no help for you i’m sorry

[thebootydiaries]

this is the best thing that’s happened to me 

[mellifexfarm]

she scarfed down a blackberry whole and then used me as a napkin

[thepigeonqueen-deactivated20201]

@weyounn

[chickenhugs]

All aboard the snuggle station