You Can Do This

Hannah. 25. Pro cheese & Italian food 🧀. Anti raw tomatoes 🍅 Love hedgehogs. Katie 06.2017 🦔.You'll find me More active on IG: Instagram.com/healthyhanajade 🐞

[thundergrace]

Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[princessnamora]

Minnie “Mouse” Honrada | 1x01

[wizardpotions]

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

But it's my birtday

[fitslife]

I am going to cry

[metukika]

clarification

[evbobev-deactivated20221106]

[wizard0rb]

rehehehehe

[runby2]

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

[runby2]

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

[robin-the-robo]

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

[runby2]

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

[scribblesugar]

Why would anyone boil bread that isn't bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

[runby2]

Why are you boiling your bagels

[runby2]

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

you what

[chihuahualovr]

You what

[dicksmasher]

[greenreticule]

[id: aggressive red all-caps text saying “THIS POST IS ABOUT KNUCKLES. DO NOT DERAIL”, flanked by pictures of the Sonic character Knuckles. end id]

[runby2]

thanks for adding the id but what the fuck

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thevastnessof]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

[how2skinatiger]

Long-tailed weasel by loren chipman || CC BY-NC 2.0

[great-and-small]

I will personally never understand how weasels got a reputation for being nasty or unpleasant. They’re such clever animals and honestly that face is just painfully cute

[st-just]

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

[dressed-in-rain]

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

[alkatyn]

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

[st-just]

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

[doomedvoyages]

In terms of like, Please For The Love Of God Get Hobbies That Aren't Scrolling Through An App For Six Hours A Day, I understand and experience completely the argument of like. with the stressors of modern work, you don't have the energy at the end of the day to do anything but mindlessly watch Netflix and scroll through your phone. but like I would like to gently encourage you to simply force yourself for a time to do something instead of pick up your phone, bc the phone is literally designed to light up your brain with no effort from you whatsoever and it does in fact rot your brain. It makes literally anything but scrolling on your phone seem difficult and joyless. But if you stop scrolling on your phone all the time, and start like, reading or embroidering or gardening or going for walks, you will eventually find the joy in them once more

I understand and it is true that it is hard to have a life outside work and scrolling but there is not a near future where that won't be the case and you should still live a life. And you won't create a future where that isn't the case if you don't have the confidence and experience and drive to fight for it

[exitwound]

fuck hustle culture i love not doing anything. i love not getting out of bed i love being late i love not working when im at work and i love watching time dissapear like it’s afraid of me

[memeuplift]

[pissvortex]

now why are they shortening the notes

[pissvortex]

tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over

[glubtier]

[suazu]

[canadaloveselena]