Simply Sarah

hi, i'm sarah and im always here for you. need help? click the message box and come talk to me, i don't judge.<3 var sc_project=8845583; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="3594ebc2"; var sc_text=2; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write(""); beauties

[jurobins]

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

[arigrando]

[tendenciesandperceptions-blog]

[cultporn]

[barebackinq]

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

[the-poet-shall-die-deactivated2]

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

[barebackinq]

I’m a boy

[schloopysnack]

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

[barebackinq]

I’m gay

[pitterpatterletsgetater2]

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

[burritobat]

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

[barebackinq]

[dicksplit]

[assmanjongin-blog-deactivated20]

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[cristinaya]

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance 

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

[vvorldwideweb]

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

[bluevein]

Instead of saying ‘You’re fat’ and ‘You’re ugly,’ I’m gonna say ‘You are the person who helped your mum out, who saved your best mate, who lives with an illness, but keeps on going.’

[gothic1997]

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

[ouijasquiji]

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

[lizzie-mcguire]

[jazeth]

this describes my social life perfectly

[forni-kate]

sooo Miley Cyrus can switch from this sweet country girl to this ghetto white girl who wears grills and shakes her ass but when Raven Symone says that she can finally get married because she is a lesbian everyone goes “childhood ruined”…. ok

[ruinedchildhood]

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: