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25 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | sagittarius

[proboscismonkey]

She is terrified of watermarks

[hollowtones]

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

[rickybabyboy]

Coming soon: my poison ability

[papayajuan2019]

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[memorycycle]

beautiful sandwich recipe

1 beautiful lettuce

1 beautiful cheese

put together and eat it beautifully.

[auckie]

Let’s fucking crazy

[auckie]

Let’s just fucking crazy

[c3po]

i don’t find shawty melodic at all

[c3po]

i can keep her out of my head with ease

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

[thinkingabout-girls]

(to the tune of apple bottom jeans) shawty got them apple bottom jeans

[hotlegsharker]

i swear i'm fine but someone misspelled "bulge" in a smut fic as "bugle" and now i'm crying

[garbage-empress]

Hundreds of people get stung by dogs every year

[garbage-empress]

Dog sting awareness day

[m-e-w-666]

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

[m-e-w-666]

the word i was looking for was hindsight

[bewbin]

wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

[furryprovocateur]

i hope that bi woman and her boyfriend ruin pride for 23000 people

[disgustinggf]

[girlnephew]