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Claire Keane

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@umitsyoungme
DO NOT SIT
Never forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#7b9c63
this was 20 years ago and nothingâs changed
Unfortunately
I feel like the Simpsons has predicted the future several times.
Subliminal and comedic conditioning
Future Skyscraper Size Comparison
Via 9Gag
Why?
African girls
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Rowena Ravenclaw: So, we need to build our school somewhere.
Godric Gryffindor: How about next to this bad ass forest full of fucked up dangerous shit?
Helga Hufflepuff: GODRIC NO!
Salazar Slytherin: GODRIC YES!
itâs a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was corny.
ya girl like him..she think he would make a good friend..they exchange numbers you just clueless.
he donât like the same people she donât like at work.. he texting her gifs and jordan crying memes..she love texting him he text back so fast unlike you.
she go out with her coworkers after work to get a drink like always.. but this time she invite him.. he just so funny.. everybody like him you at home losing in 2k.
you text her âwya itâs getting lateâ.. she look at your text like đ because she donât want the fun to stopâŠshe think nobody see her..HE seeâs her tho..he always seeâs her.
she get home and y'all get into a big argument.. she go to work the next day still upset..he notices and asks her whatâs wrong..she say nothing she tryna walk away⊠he grabs her hand and looks her in the eyesâŠâwhatâs wrong?â ya girl just break down in his arms and crying all in the break room.
a week go by yall still being distant..yall watching daredevil..well she not paying attention she on Instagram..he text her âyou watching Love & Hip Hop? lolâ.. he seem so perfect.
she keep smiling in her phone..you ask her whats so funny? you snatch her phone and see his name.. she got him saved as âRick đđđŒâ your stomach just start hurting.
she tell you heâs just a friend from work..she putting it all on you saying you been real insecure lately.. you yelling and holding back tears..ya nose start running..Rick just texted her a link to the new Beyonce song.
you text the group chat..âwe need to get up this weekend..#savagelifeâ whole week yall not talking..you go out that friday night and donât tell her.. you waiting for her to blow up your phone just so you can ignore her call..but she donât call.. you start drinking everything.
ya homies all hype and having a good time dancing n shit.. you sitting down tho by the window looking at the stars..all you can think about is Rick đđđŒ blowing your queen back out.. you start thinking you overreacted..she wouldnât do that..ya phone vibrate..âi dont think this is working out..â
you call her and she not answering.. she drunk text back âim at Dave & Busters wth my co-wokrrs yhdââŠ. she been asking for y'all to go to Dave & Busters for a minute now.. you think it was her idea..but nahâŠit was Ricks.. ya limbs just collapseâŠmeanwhile Rick just got ya queen a big polar bear with all the tickets he won.
you gotta find out who Rick is.. you looking at ya girl likes on instagram..searching for rick..you lookin..lookinâŠyou find him finally..click on his profile and see this bullshit
you just start throwin up everwhere.
she come home tipsy..you ask her why she tryna throw everything away for this nigga.. she sighs.. then responds..âi just havenât been happy..and this has nothing to do with Ricky heâs just my friend from workâ âŠâŠRicky? ..you throw up again.
you tell her this is all stupid.. ask her if things can just go back to how they were.. you making promises to get yall back to how it was that first summer..she start crying you start crying..yall start kissing and touching.. you put ya hand up her skirt to take her panties off but they not there..ya stomach start milly rocking.
you mad now..Rick fucking ya life up..she tell you she never where panties with this skirt but you ainât tryna hear that shit.. you ask âwhere Ricky liveâ ya voice breaking cuz you hurt..she say âim not gonna tell you, you need to calm downâ butâŠhow she know where he live? a tear start falling but you catch it.
you real mad now.. she tell you she only know because he couldnât drive home and her friend dropped him off.. you ask her where he live again.. she ask you âwhy..what you gonna do?â you start putting ya du-rag on and picking up ya keys off the dresser.. she say âbaby Rick is 6'5â you start taking ya du-rag off and you place ya keys back on the dresser how they was.
you not being a bitch tho..you tell her you just gonna whoop his ass tomorrow.. you realize you been drinking crying and throwing up all night so you dehydrated and malnourished and you think itâd prolly be smarter if you ate something and got a good nights sleep before you battle a starting small forward for your queen. you not being a bitch tho on mama you not.
you tell her stop texting Rick..you tryna get some sleep but you hurt..next day you surprise her when she leaving work.. you in the parking lot doing pushups no shirt on and game planning while waiting for Rick to come out..âhe prolly not even 6'5 forreal forrealâ you tryna build ya confidence up..mid jumping jack you see him come out looking like a superhero..you start putting ya shirt back on realizing ya gameplan was trash because you forgot ya back been hurting lately so you really honestly donât have that power behind ya jab like you thought you did..but you leave the cape out on your durag for confidence and intimidation purposes still.
he walking by..you add a little bass in ya voice to make ya voice sound deeper..â ya name rick?â he respond..âYEAâ his voice deep but his naturally just like that..âstop talking to my girl bro before we have problemsâ he step to you and says âWHATâ ya knee buckles..you concerned about ya knee now because it never did that before.
you repeat yaself..you ainât notice but a crowd starts forming..âRick everything ok?â somebody ask..ya girl appears..she says âbaby what are you doing here get in the carâ you looking real crazy now..Rick say âlisten to ya girlâ you wish he hadnât said that because now you gonna look like a bitch if you get in the car..you try to do the turn around punch they do in the movies but this ainât the movies..you hit him but it aint enough..everything is all bad for you..all bad..you just sick thinking about all the corny jokes you shoulda just laughed at.
Mf perfect
Sometimes...and this is very rare, but sometimes the Internet can be too funny
This is one of those moments.
HONOR!!!
Donât say maybe if you want to say no.
Paulo Coelho (via hplyrikz)
Still havenât seen this movie
its the best movie ever
What is this movie? Wtf
Fight me best movie of all time
The greatest movie of all time.
Is this movie about an autistic savant?
âWe could have just taken the elevator. Show-off.â
The hypocrisy is realÂ