you are the unforecasted storm

Yes I missed you! You’re a creepy weirdo, and you always have been, and that’s why we’re friends. Yes yes I do. A lot.

#she'll scream right in her face irl tho im #piper not ryanne but i love this screams #im gonna go to bed tho bc my dog keeps crying and she only shuts up when i go lie next to her :(#will reply tomorrow!#c: ryanne

...Hey, Ryanne? ...Where do we stand on that sleepover? 'Cause I've missed you. Like, a lot, a lot.

Piper, calm down you weirdo. You’re not that person you’re the person. Known as my best friend. I could never, although that’s exactly what we used to be back on twitter. Did you completely forget the fact just a few days ago, all I talked about was missing you? You have no reason to be sorry. Unless you go through with moving to China because that’s a no.

#IM SQUEALING THIS IS ADORABLE #piper will scream soon likE I MISSEISD U #c: ryanne

...Oh. Oh. W-Wait, so... You really missed me? And you don't think I'm a creepy weirdo who you never want to see again? Like, you actually want to... to talk to me again?

I was joking. You take things too seriously, Piper.

#ur a literal angel ok #she s so silly i #c: miles

I don't, not really... I just never really know with you. Sorry, um... I'll shut up.

You remember being 13, we were both turning 14 that year, being the bestest friends over twitter, spamming people to be able to get their follows. When our parent’s finally let us skype each other, and soon met in real life about a year afterwards? Only once, but it was enough for me to remember your face. Even though you’ve changed, a lot. It’s still the same. Your awkwardness, your kindness. There’s no use in pretending that you don’t know me now Piper, because I can swear I know you.

#READ THIS LIKE THREE TIMES IM SQUEALING #c: ryanne #bascailly the fact that she missed piper has gone out one ear jfc

.......Um. Um. I-I-I really think you've... Um... I think you've got the... the wrong person... Um. No? Not... Not happening... Um. Okay, o-okay, fine! I'm... Yeah, okay, fine, I'm that... I'm that person. I'm, um, I'm the Piper you knew so long ago, but you know that, and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm-I'm so embarrassed, please don't think I'm some creepy weirdo, I'm sorry! We can forget it, if you want, I won't bring it up, I'm sorry!

You’re funny.

#ily omg #he's so funny #im laughing shes using totally dramatic gifs and ur jsut laughing #c: miles

...What? Why? I thought... I thought I was moody.

Piper, can I tell you a secret?

#OMG #EXCITED TBH #c: ryanne

...Me? Not... Not Violet or anyone? We don't... really know each other... But sure, if you want.

Has anybody ever told you you’re moody as hell?

#she'S EVEN MORE SCARED IM #C: MILES

...Um... No, not really... Sorry, I was just- Sorry.

It is a bit.

#was so tempted to make her say can i go now i wanna do it #c: miles

Not even a little bit. I don't need that on top of this stupid photo, sorry, thanks.

I say we have a sleepover so I can cure you of this fear of yours, I think it’d help? Not so far, I mean, move across town or something but China is a no man, unless you’re taking me with you. I haven’t gotten in trouble with Marc? Weird right? How is it you’re so polite, like really. You’re just a sweetheart.

#nice and wonderful was what she RLY wanted to say #hehehehehehe awkward idiots #c: ryanne

A sleepover? ...With... Um, maybe... Maybe someday... later. You'd wanna come with me to China? ...Why? Protect me from all the scary stuff you hear about? Not really weird, you're nice and... nice... so... You're, um, you're way too nice to me, y'know.

Because I posted a box of them through your letterbox, surprise!

#screaming #'i hate you miles'#if they wer friends #c: miles

What?

...That's not funny. I actually went and checked.

Ohgod was it really that bad? I think I’d do the same, I mean, I’d change my number too because no. Just no. Yeayea, I get what you meant, I’ve been in that situation, probably not the same thing, but like, that feeling.

#laughing bc #the minute piper admits it and ryanne's like ya i know i'm not stupid #she's gonna love her down man #bffls bonding over missent scary dick pics #c: ryanne #the minute piper gets over this photo it'll be back to awkward goodbyes

Yes. Awful. It was so bad, I might not be able to sleep. I think I'm just going to get a new phone. Relocate. To China. Okay, maybe not that far, because I don't think Marc would be pleased and, y'know, he's scary. But for the most part, I'm so glad you've not been in this situation. I don't wish this upon anyone.

A beetle?

#AMAZING MILES #im so sorry she rly does sound like she hates him #she regrets the small snap at the end now she's thinking don't prank me go away bye please im SORRY #c: miles

No, it's not a beetle. Why would it be a beetle?

I was going to ask to see, but I mean, I couldn’t watch the Human Centipede because I was scared and judging by that, it was pretty awful. What did you see?

#screams ily ryanne's cute as heck #and ariana is gorgeous i can't stop listening to problem #tbh she's probably making a big deal of a dick pic or smth bye #c: ryanne #keep trying to type ryanna

I am not showing you that. I can't. I screamed and deleted it off my phone and threw my phone at the wall. It was... a thing... you only wanna see once in your life. Like... um... Yeah. Does that make... sense?

That’s hilarious. What’s the picture of?

#i'm lau ghing at him oh ym god #i chose this gif for many reasons #she wants him to shhh because she's scared whoops bye #SHE'S SO SHORT W HIM MFG #c: miles

It's not funny, it's disgusting. And guess.

Is it like, really bad, or just something weird? Are you okay?