ursamajorspacestation

Let's take a rocketship to Mars and anchor off the satellite for lonely hearts. Such a special place, in outer space.

[thesassyducks]

Backyard pool party 🥺💦 

Via @thesassyducks​ instagram  Music choice: @ladduck

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Hey, fuck you buddy...

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Time: 12:58:06 up 78 days, 18:50, load average: 0.01, 0.06, 0.05

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I will never get used to this.

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Fuck's sake, 2021?

[justcatposts]

Grandpa teaches how to bathe a baby. Guess who’s his voluntary assistant. 

(Source)

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SQUEEEEEEE

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out your goddamn minds

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lol

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Analysis | A powerful argument for wearing a mask, in visual form

Real-time pandemic data paints a vivid picture of the relationship between mask-wearing and the prevalence of covid-19 symptoms.

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Get your shit together, F1.

This wasn't even Sky or BBC. This was from the F1 world feed. Bernie's boys fucked up on a weekend when Toro Rosso was front and center in F1 news due to the Kyvat/Verstappen driver swap by Red Bull.

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To the asshole who can’t help bellowing with laughter at inappropriate volume way too early in the morning...

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU)

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This internet was easier than our internet.

(via Wikimedia Commons, the free media repository)

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Proven once again in Phillip Island.

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So much truthiness.

(via xkcd: Wisdom of the Ancients)

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♫ Follow you through time, ‘til it’s not worth living ♪

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjg2-EUXaw)

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The thrower started hitting the bats too much, so the king of the game told him to leave and brought out another thrower from thrower jail. 

I was told by that I sounded like this by a non-baseball-fan...

Let’s go Mets.

(via xkcd: Play-By-Play) 

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Things are getting desperate...