[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[zervuska-haidis]

[un-chuck]

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK

[stolentweets]

[20daysofjune]

An iconic moment in twitter history

[french-boat-deactivated20181217]

[carnival-phantasm]

Why aren’t those tits squares, what is this fake gamer bullshit

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[abubakr0567]

[becausebirds]

She took the bait.

[rihannafenty]

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[mojav]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I worry more about getting a ticket for speeding than the actual dangers of speeding

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[okaymad]

[justgowithitbabe]

Donald Trumps Cabinet

[bandtshirt]

[997]

im somebody

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re a real adult the day you buy your own WD-40

[just-shower-thoughts]

Naming babies makes you think of all the people you hate

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people