Sleepy Bitch Disease

Nic | 27 | She/They | Gemini

[itsgonnabeoak]

is this anything

[magopescao]

Dancing mercenaries!! 🕺✨

[modogoblin]

[bestiolin]

lyn chao yu

[cloevr]

that friday feeling!

[miamicommune]

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[animentality]

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[apolladay]

Got balls? Check 'em for lumps. Got tits? Check 'em lumps. Got armpits? Check 'em for lumps. Please. If you find a lump don't panic but get it checked just to make sure it's nothing serious. It's important and would mean a lot to me.

[apolladay]

Oh absolutely thanks for adding. I shouldn't have applied that only breast havers should check. As someone with a parent with breast cancer currently I take it very seriously and had a mammogram myself last year as a precaution. It's very important.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

old people are right about werther's originals btw

[mrsterlingeverything]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love that the bird is so used to being pointed at it just doesn't give a shit

[qqchurch]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[goldensunset]

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

[firestorm09890]

the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/