iker here, just found the internet

[unaluvsyou]

I am Una! Hello internet!

I taught him inDesign!! Yay Iker!!

I'm Una! (she/her) I'm helping Iker run this account, I will handle things such as posting Ask's, answering questions directed at me and showing him how to use the blog. Other than that he'll be the one on it 24/7! Please be kind to him, he doesn't really know the internet well but he's really excited to try it out!

I made the following tags to help him sort out his own post so he doesn't get confused:

#ikers_questions - Anything related to asks. #ikers_fits - His snazzy outfits go here! #ikers_thoughts - Sometimes he'll actually think so it's only appropriate for him to have his own thought tag!! #ikers_adventures - Photos related to travel, quest, and etc... #ikers_entourage - He LOVES his minions and is always taking pictures of them. #ikers_companions - Iker also loves his friends that he makes along his journey. He'll post them from time to time. #ikers_lifetips - Mmm... He said to make this one specifically because he keeps finding "life tips" on Facebook. Please double check everything he says with this tag attached :) #alpha_una - Anything related to me goes here!

Thank you for joining him on his internet journey!

[unaluvsyou]

google.com

how to grow body hair

how to grow body hair

how to use google

stomach hurts after eating 5 eft steak in a row

underwear keeps getting stuck up butt

[unaluvsyou]

10 posts! oh my goodness! i have made 10 post! does this mean there is a milestone every 5 post? i must try to test this out hahaha

[unaluvsyou]

my friend has a question for me!

though i dont know how to play an instrument yet i love the drums! they get my inner beast ignited 🔥 surely if i just hit the drums hard enough i can create a beautiful melody with just the two of us 🎶🎵

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money wont send!!

i would love some assistance anyone. i was recently messaged by a nigerian prince asking to send some money so that i could help them fund there local village construction. i am having trouble converting gil to usd, if anyone knows how to do this please message me. i would love to help out and give people homes 😊😊😊

[unaluvsyou]

smelling the flowers 😊

even though i got heavily injured by two gealicats i was able to enjoy the scenery. i took some with me to make beautiful bouquets for my wonderful puppies and kittens 🌺💐

[unaluvsyou]

need help!

when im home i see this long white haired guy, he is quite the looker 😁 the way his clothes hug his muscles is very sexy even the little window gets me so excited 🤗anyone know where i can meet up with him?? 👍👍😁

[unaluvsyou]

5 posts! wow this is so exciting i wonder if there is a milestone for my 100th post! 😲 i need to post more now 💪💪

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korean convenient store vendor!! they sell everything, possibly even mending??😲

i cant wait to go to a korean convenient store myself! the people there look so nice! i just dont know where to find a korean convenient store though... is this a place in ezora that i havent found yet?

[unaluvsyou]

made a mistake today 😞😩

good evening everyone! i just found out what a slur is, maybe i shouldnt copy what everyone is trying to say 😢😞

[unaluvsyou]

i was thinking of the ai babies i saw on facebook earlier... its so sad to think that these cute little humanoids cause so much damage to the world... i am supposed to be saving it not adding fuel to the fire 😓😓

i cant believe just looking at them causes the world to heat up by 10x the normal rate at which it grows

[unaluvsyou]

i am iker xia, hello internet

hello glorious "internet". i hail from midgardsormr, aether, ezora! i have been crowned the saviour of light! though i am being accused of falsely accusations i have found internet in the mean time thanks to tataru! i am loving the different culture here! especially what these people call memes, i recently found one that had a yellow pill saying, "exercise? i thought you said extra fries..." my sides were splitting as i read it over! i cant wait to find more hahaha 😁😁

its nice to meet you everyone! i am getting help running this from an external source. if anything comes up please message "Una" she will take care of things for me! 👍👍

she said to mention i go by he/him!! i hope we get to know each other better wahahaha i want to make friends from all over

i recently took this myself! dont i look very handsome haha 😂😂 i took this from the howlers basement bar they are my future free company! soon i wont be living off the inns anymore, sometimes the howlers let me sleep on the benches outside when im lonely # excited for a new life!