Gina, you are awesome

probably look like this: (ง'̀-'́)ง

[stars-bean]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[useless-catalanfacts]

17th of June is the Hèsta d'Aran (Day of the Aran Valley). Happy hèsta to our Aranese friends! ✠

If you'd like to learn more about this little piece of the Occitan nation in Catalonia, you can read more about what this holiday commemorates in this post, and you can learn more about why Aran became part of Catalonia in this post.

And for people who understand Catalan, the man in the video is one of the hosts of País invisible, a podcast dedicated to Occitan culture explained in Catalan.

[mikelogan]

VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

[stealingpotatoes]

some alternative eras of lady normalgirl and her eunuch <3

[stealingpotatoes]

alternative eras of lady normalgirl and her eunuch, part 2!

[freenarnian]

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

[thefriendlymurderer]

Jolene

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[lordeisonfire]

Sam Neill’s dream, if anyone wants a good cry.

[mollybeenoel]

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill (1947-2026) 🕊️

[lotharbarbarian]

Lord of the rings from Saurons perspective is a fucking fever dream because he started by reforming his essence into some physical form in mirkwood and before he even has enough strength to feel that the ring was even in the same forest as him he gets chased off by a group of wizards and elves looking to fuck some shit up. There goes his plan to get a dragon on his side

So he holds up in mordor gathering a new army, and only after about a century is he strong enough to do cool magic shit again, by that time however the ring hadnt been used in decades so there were no whispers of it except oops we found this weird little fucker who keeps yelling about his fucking precious, better go check out “shire baggins” whatever the fuck that is

So he finds out a fucking hobbit has his ring which in middle earth terms is like finding out mr magoo has your fucking nuclear launch codes. So he starts sending wave after wave of his own men to get the ring and they keep failing cause this fucking hobbit has friends. He has his homie saruman send some uruk-hai to get them and then sends some goblins to make sure everything goes right but for no apparent reason they stop reporting in, (something about horses and trees?) so he sends a guy to ask saruman straight out wheres my fucking ring and saruman straight up lies about it. Next thing he hears saruman has launched an all our invasion of rohan with 10000 uruk-hai so rip the bronies right? Nope the next day his army is defeated and saruman has fucking vanished.

Confused as fuck now sauron gets a fucking phone call from a god damn hobbit (ITS YOU!) but all he gets out of the little sovereign citizen is some shit about “i do not answer questions” and next thing he hears the hobbit has gone to fucking gondor. Alright send fucking everything we got, take gondor do whatever it takes get my fucking ring back. And what does he have to worry about right? After all even if rohan helps he’ll still win. Wtf is that an army of ghosts???!?!?!?

So then hes sitting there with his diminished army trying to figure out his next plan of attack and he gets another fucking phone call from the god damn great grandson of the prick who cut off his ring in the first place. “Oi cunt i got ur ring and im gonna fuc u up m8!” *click*

Goody he thinks, this arrogant sob is gonna bring my ring right to me, time to throw everything i got at this bastard. So then the fight starts hes super excited cause hes clearly winning and OH DEAR GOD MY RING IS IN THE VOLCANO HOW THE FU- *dies*

Now hes a weird ghost thing that cant ever do anything but lament how big a prick he is

[escuerzoresucitado]

[simplyvintagexx]

My heart is absolutely broken 🌹

Rest In Peace Bonnie Tyler, you will be so missed ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[taruruchi]

My personal collection of my child from the latest episode because I love brushbuddy sm

[nightlightspinkaura]

POV: Your face has subtitles my fav facial expressions of her 😭😭

[raquelsantos92]

One of the best things out of this game is this gif

[greypentachoron]

Could I add

[guardian-angle22]

baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[ralfmaximus]

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed