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Hi!!

I'm Robert (it/he + neos [any neos honestly, but especially star/stars/starself and any neos connected to colors, space and sea] >> they [treat it as the last resort if you, for some reason, can't use the other ones])

Queer (too much to explain but if simplified - genderfluid, pansexual, abroromantic, maybe on the aro spectrum)

Definitely neurodivergent (not diagnosed and honestly not looking for diagnosis, at least not now)

Ukrainian (my languages are Ukrainian, russian, english and spanish, some more than others)

Beginner artist (been begining for a couple of years now 😭), future drag performer (I have big plans), trying to develop my shit ton of OCS into a somewhat tied-together universe

I'm in a LOT of fandoms, but currently my hyperfixations are Darkwing duck and The Mask (mostly 1995 series).

Yumeshipper with a shit ton of f/o, hypersharing (if you're non sharing and some of out f/os match probably block this blog if it bothers you, and if you're aggressive about it towards ANYONE - stay the fuck out of here)

No such thing as "dni list" since most dgaf about it but I'll definitely block you if you are: radfem, zionist/Israel supporter (free Palestine), russia supporter (слава Україні ), any type of queerphobe including queer exclusionists, ai supporter/user, radqueers

Most posts will be relatively sfw, as in no porn involved BUT I'm a weirdo so if some of it bleeds into my work ill put all the warnings needed and probably develope a tagging system, so. Yeah.

Hope y'all have fun here

Yay :3

renthesilliestbeing

Doodles

eldritchravens

Kitty cat ❤️

#woah

fresh-tomatogogi

쥐를 잡자 돼지를 잡자 이것저것 잡자 위협적이게 인도적이게 어쨌든 강제적으로 쥐와 나 흙 셋 중 누구를 위해서??

이게 무슨 그림일까요 자유롭게 읽어달라

#tasty #the best spyro creator there is fr

hopontf2

Offense Class Reacts To Reader Stealing Their Uniform

Scout:

Runs around looking for his uniform and even checks the laundry. (Of which he never does himself)

He walks in to find you trying on his uniform. Although he's flattered and smirks at the sight of it, he can't help but try to get them back.

You end up running around the base trying to evade him but he is much faster. He grabs you by the back of the shirt collar and holds you up.

"Cough it up, 'cuz I ain't switchin' uniforms."

You give them back but he let's you try on his uniform now and again if you ask.

Soldier:

Most often if he is not in his uniform it's because he isn't wearing anything.

So there he goes, completely naked storming the base to find his uniform. Just to see you, trying it on.

Luckily he thinks he fights better in the nude.

"DON'T WORRY, MAGGOT. USE THE SUIT ALL YOU LIKE. IM GOING ALL NATURAL."

He gives you a playful swat on the back before running off whilst doing some primitive war screech.

Pyro:

You find yourself trying on Pyro's jumpsuit. It's a bit baggy but the material is cool to the touch on the inside. Presumably because Pyro has to deal with fire so frequently.

Pyro wanders in and upon seeing you in their uniform, they erupt in joyful muffling.

They hand you a flameflower and show you how to hold it and use it a little. They seem thrilled to see you dressed as them.

They give you a big hug before gesturing that they need the jumpsuit back.

I bought two taunts for Pyro (Party Trick and the one with the flip I don't remember) and I've never felt happier.

God bless unofficial trade markets 'cause $200+ for one taunt is insane. I got both for less than $5.

#pyro tf2 #tf2 pyro #team fortress 2

twwizzlerr

[texas toast tuesday #24]

twwizzlerr

[texas toast tuesday #31] very helpful reminder

#partially maskless pyro spotted #Texas toast my beloved 😋

silviofish

how the friendly pyro on 2fort acts when i look in bros direction

NSFT (censored nudity) this is ur freakin warning!

#the reason why I avoid 2fort as Pyro main /j

cat-mermaid

reading the og The Mask comic on a lark, liking it so far, art is better then i thought it would be

knew going in that it was gonna be super gorey and that the Mask isn't a "good guy" (using that with a fat asterisk) like the movie version

so far in what i've read, no matter who wears it, they basically become a more cartoony version of Johnny the homicidal maniac and murder anyone for the smallest of slights (or straight up for the lols)

Like heres Stanley Ipkiss wearing it and getting revenge on a teacher who embarrassed him when he was a kid:

like damn man, maybe the author intended her to come off as a horrible person, but they way he drew her and the way he wrote her dialog didn't really convey that?

anyways it doesn't even matter if you were shitty or not. cos like i said, he also just kills for the lolz

but seriously though this comic so far is good fun and it really does have that same "yay violence for the sake of violence yay!" zaniness that Johnny the homicidal maniac has but more Loony Toons flavored

oh yeah

*spoilers for first chapter/part/whatever*

🎭

don't get attached to Stanley Ipkiss (this version of him sucks so don't worry about that) cos he fucking dies early on

the Mask just gets passed from person to person and pretty much stays the same each time? its not like the movie version where it changes based on the person wearing it (at least so far, only three people have worn it up to where i just left off)

anyways so far so good, liking it :)

Today's night was HELL

It was really hot

And then the power went out and we were left with no ac

And then there was air raid siren for like 3+ hours and all that time we didn't sleep

And then when the power was back on and the siren was off I went to bed but I couldn't sleep for a long time 'cause I kept having the fucking tactile hallucinations that felt like bug bites (im so mfing tired of having them but they keep happening 'cause im stressed all the time)

And then when I finally feel asleep I had such a weird fucking dream I dreamt that I WAS PYRO?? And that I met my actual IRL friend thag I haven't talked to in like. 2-3 years already. And she had nowhere to stay so I took her home. And then something happened and me and her were protecting the house from team BLU?? I mean. Considering the nature of my dreams I felt everything that was happening so. Yeah. Weird.

renthesilliestbeing

The Mask:Animated series tribute art <333

"Happy 31 years of me and the wackiest cartoon, uhuhuhu!!!" - Kablamus

Speaking of Kablamus, it's my 1 year yume anniversary with him in 6 days <333

#ooh #cool!!

I GOT THE KEYCHAINS FOR ME AND MY BFF 🤑🤑

(You've seen my hand now hehe)

Rn in Telegram we have matching pfps with Pyro and Scout

I made her do that even though she doesn't play tf2 (yet :3)

#pyro tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #team fortress 2

I find the fact that Spy and Pyro share a voice actor quite amusing not only for the "haha Pyro burn Spy funny" fact but just. You can sometimes hear a bit of Spy seeping through Pyro's voicelines. They're two absolutely different characters, borderline opposites and yet...

#tf2 pyro #pyro tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #team fortress 2 #I don't even know why to write about anymore I just want to YAP about tf2 #im balls deep into this hyperfixation and I absolutely love this fact