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Amanda Dennison/Independent Tremere You can try to kill me if you like dying |NSFW BLOG SOMETIMES MOD IS +21|

[shoyyos-bicyycle]

Average Nosferatu kindred lair

[inventakindred]

Nosferatu and Brujah furiously arguing over reddit for the last six nights in a row.

Neither of them knows the other is a kindred.

[nflstreet]

[thepleasuregoblin]

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

[cryptotheism]

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

[dontkillcoyotes]

Alright I’ll google it

[dontkillcoyotes]

[angelsfire2023]

What.

[queercoded-antagonist]

vampireposting isn’t enough I need to bite a man

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[xanderwithanx]

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

[dunkstein]

“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm

[charlesoberonn]

[spyderqueen]

#this is how vampire siring works

[soapoey]

*clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* Ok. Maybe i did awaken my inner beast. So what. Fuck you guys

[bloodenjoyer]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Vampires needn’t be killed with a stake made specifically of wood. They needn’t be killed at all. Live in peace, be happy.

[ll-underestimated-ll]

-taking out notebook- Prince actually, but I'll forgive. Sounds great what's your height and where do you live?

[formalinnn13]

[theredandlust-deactivated202305]

[ll-underestimated-ll]

Once again I am wanting to subtly threaten someone with a straight razor while shaving them. There's simply a special something to providing service while having a clear path to harm in the process.

[fanghusband-remade]

"haha you look kinda like a vampire" thanks it's the vampirism

[wumblr]

girls be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons is stolas like... girl do not fight h