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The scene where Rue is reaching out for her mom for it to just be a dream while she’s just gasping for air..

That tore me into teeny tiny pieces btw if anyone was wondering I don’t think I’ll ever be the same

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Did anyone else almost get religious psychosis yesterday or just me

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The metaphoric story about the Golden Python that Bishop told Rue

Near the end he presents his new fur baby, Snowflake(Dog=loyalty) to Maddy

He finally found someone he could share his depth with

Snowflake was his rebirth. A new start

Maddy helped Bishop and Bishop helped Ali

Bishop was the python, rightfully so

Good bye Alamo

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What the fuck were the writers of euphoria smoking when they wrote that scene in for Maddy? They really built her up as a boss just for her to degrade herself and get in that bathtub with Alamo ANDD for Cassie????? 😭 Oh Hell Nahhhhh🍅 🍅 🍅

Writers need to get the Nate treatment for that

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Childless women: I don’t want to date anyone with kids bc I’ve taken care of my mental and financial health this long and it’s still gets hard sometimes

Childless men: Oh but it’s a problem when we say it

How childless men actually say it: Eww I wouldn’t date a woman with kids bc she’s a ford with 400k miles and a master key opens every lock or smth and also, a supreme High Value man like me wants an untouched virgin bc I’m lowkey a pdf but that’s not legal so I need an 18 year old but I’ll settle for a 23 year old but I’ll treat her like shit bc she dated 3 men prior to me and I won’t let her forget her past mistakes so I’ll have to cheat to even it out even though I had a porn, prostitution and “massage” parlor addiction since I turned 16 but it’s different bc I’m a high value man 🤪

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Just watched obsession for the second time bc my friend wanted to see it and then we watched I love boosters. 10/10 movie day

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I have to be methodical and precise with how and when I answer my cousins DMs bc I know it’s followed by a phone call telling me to come over like she doesn’t live 1hr 30 m away. She’s good at persuading too, talkin bout “I’ll get you a coffee/matcha and a Vietnamese sandwich”

She knows my weaknesses

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Sophie Thatcher and Havana Rose Liu are starring in a movie together btw

I’m not going to be normal about it

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UPDATE??? Now why couldn’t they just have been just lovers instead tho 😭😭

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People keep hating on the 3rd season of Euphoria but I fw it way more NGL bc the first 2 seasons were dark, depressing and dirty. Season 3 is also a bit depressing dark and dirty but at least they’re using vibrant colors, the cinematography is immaculate and I don’t want to smack Rue every 5 minutes 🫶

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Karol G amazing per usual

Si antes te hubiera conocido

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Karol G hermosísima cómo siempre

Si antes te hubiera conocido

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Alexa Demie.

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😍 Yes please and thank you.