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sorry i haven’t been on i just havent had many replies tbh

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When you log on and see that your RP partner replied:

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David Shrigley 

[piophany]

if i make you ship something:

1. i am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat

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Yata helping Munakata to get together with Saru? That would be adorable!

I imagine that like Munakata has been totally flirting with Fushimi but Fushimi’s never sure how you tell what’s flirting and what’s ‘the Captain’s personal space thing again’ so he doesn’t know how to respond. Yata stops by one day and sees the two of them interacting, later he asks Fushimi if the Blue King has a thing for him or what, Fushimi blows it off with ‘no, that’s how the Captain acts with everybody’ but he’s all sulky so Yata decides to take it upon himself to help his best friend finally get a boyfriend. Cue really terrible schemes to get Fushimi to confess his feelings because let’s face it Yata doesn’t know how to get a boyfriend either. He tries to suggest things like buying Munakata flowers except Fushimi’s too allergic to that so he refuses, then Yata suggests chocolates and Fushimi still refuses because he still has Valentine’s flashbacks involving anko-covered chocolates. Yata tries to be clever and secretly set them up on a date by like sending them each invitations that he pretends are from the other one, Fushimi sends his back to Yata with a note reading 'I know what your handwriting looks like idiot,’ Munakata sends his back with a pleasant card thanking him for trying. At some point he probably gets annoyed and just walks up to Munakata and tells him to ask Fushimi on a date, Munakata is highly amused but later he runs into Fushimi and informs him that his offer of a date is accepted, Fushimi has no idea what is going on but it’s probably Misaki’s fault somehow.

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breathes.  I could do asks but laziness

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Fem Saru || Closed

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The blonde kept dancing her body moving to the beat of the music that came through her ear’s, much booze making her body stumble slightly each time she tried. (Though in her mind she was giving the lap dance of the century.) Upon hearing those word’s she just kept dancing (like they did nothing but egg her on more, making it all better) The twist of a head caught her eye’s and the darkened hair touching the female’s cheek made Reiki want to reach out and picture her tanned figures gripping into the hair. 

“Sorry do I need to press closer.” 

And so she did just that, her voice quiet but not in the shy way, like someone wanted to calm someone else down. Tanned finger’s then fell through the dark tresses as if hesitant touch touch, as if the other would fly away. However she backed away quickly, a sly smirk coming across her face as she caught the females hand in front of her. 

“Come on, I’ll show you a good time.” 

The buzz from the booze making all of this seem normal, and for some reason, a protective kick came over her in a wave. (Like the blonde noticed other’s having watched the darker haired women from afar, making her seeth with some form of protective manner. Not that she thought the other needed protection, it just came from her for some reason.) 

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Sad to say even as the woman neared and danced against her Which was not very sexy at all, just clumsy and a bit lazy at times, didn’t seem to be turning her gears at all.  In fact, it made her want to leave more than ever and just get away, go back home and rest for a while, without the accompaniment of a stranger joining her in her alone time.

She released a loud sigh as the woman only seemed to invade her personal space even more.  “I want to go home.”   She muttered to herself before glancing over at her, “And not with you, I’m sorry to displease you but I am not looking for a good time.  I prefer being alone.”

She stated sternly although she knew it would do no good as the woman was heavily intoxicated and didn’t care much for what she said unless it had to do with them hooking up.  Which was strange since Saruhiko never gained this sort of attention from anyone, more of an eyesore than someone you’d want to be sleeping with and waking up next to early in the morning.

“Why do you go out looking for cheap meaningless hookups anyway?  Do you not have things that would be much better spent with your time, I’m nothing special you know.”

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here the thing about memes with me:

idk if a lot of people i am mutuals with are scared to send them? idk if i am intimidating, i try not to be at all. i try to make myself as approachable as possible. but here’s the lowdown about memes with me.

YOU’VE SENT 6 MEMES ALREADY? SEND THE MEME YOU’VE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ME AT ALL? SEND THE MEME YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SEND IT CAUSE IT’S SHIPPY? SEND IT.

memes are amazing ice breakers. they’re wonderful ways to see how our characters might interact together in a thread. my only rule is that i only take memes from mutuals. i have no other rules. when in doubt, SEND THE MEME.

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Written For you

Small starter meme.

Fluff//Romance “I’m doing this for you.” “You know you’re my one and only.” “I’m in love with you.” “I’ve always loved you.” “You’re the most important thing in the world to me.” “Forever and always.” “You’re my sunshine.” “I appreciate you.” “You’re so cute.” “You’re the most beautiful girl/boy I’ve ever seen.”

Secrets//Lies “I’m jealous of you.” “I’m in love with you, idiot.” “I never loved you.” “I don’t really like _____.” “You’re my hero.” “I’m in love with ____. Don’t tell them.” “I’ve never lied to you.” “I was using you.”

Angst “You don’t give a damn about me.” “Stop lying.” “Stop pretending.” “Get the hell away from me.” “I thought you loved me.” “I trusted you.” “You promised me!” “I needed you.” “I can never trust you again.”

Pain//Blood “You hit me.” “You shot me.” “You stabbed me.” “I’m bleeding.” “Everything hurts.” “I feel woozy.” “You’ve lost so much blood.” “You’re covered in blood.” “There’s so much blood.”

Flirty “You’re hot when you’re mad.” “Wanna come back to my place?” “You tease.” “You’re lovely.” “You look divine.” “How about a drink at my place?”

Innunendo “Do you like?” “Does that feel good?” “Give it to me.” “I like it rough.” “I have something to show you.” “Harder! Just like that!” “I’ve got a present for you.”

NSFW//Kink “Be a good girl.” “Come sit on Daddy’s lap.” “Push me down.” “Make it hurt.” “I wanna fill you up.” “Pull my hair.” “Choke me.” “You’ve been naughty, you need a spanking.” “Take it all the way in.”

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toe beans

reblog if you agree

[somepinkthing]

ok but consider

K project au where everything is the same except scepter 4’s uniform employs thigh high boots

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i’ll do asks soon enough

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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

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“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“You. Me. Sex. Now.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

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"Why do we have to keep things a secret?"

“I-It’s difficult! With HOMRA and stuff…While Kusanagi-san and Anna may have forgiven you by now, there’s still quite a few members who consider you nothin’ but a traitor.” she explained, twiddling with her thumbs. 

“Just a bit longer, ‘kay? I’ll find a way to tell them.” 

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Uh-oh, there it was. The question she dreaded the most. It was hard to give him a clear answer. To be honest, Misaki wasn’t so keen on telling her fellow clansmen, afraid of their reaction. The red clan was still very dear to her, she wouldn’t want to lose them. 

“One…maybe two weeks? Besides, it only applies to the times we’re in public! Even without the risk of bein’ seen, don’t you think it’s a bit embarrassing?” 

The vanguard would become flustered from the mere sight of other couples hugging or kissing in public. It just didn’t feel right. Those kind of things had to be kept private. 

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He knew she had been avoiding it, and although he could be a fairly pushy person he wasn’t trying to push her, but he didn’t see a reason for them to be together if she was really that ashamed of dating him.  It didn’t really make him feel dateworthy either.

“If that’s how you feel then I won’t touch you at all when we are out.”  He stated, a subtle hint of annoyance clear in his voice.

Sure he wasn’t classically romantic and he didn’t consider others feelings too often but he did want to be a normal couple and normal couples did at least hold hands in public, maybe that’s why he was so annoyed.