My first gf turned into the moon

Hi I have no idea what I'm doing

[catchymemes]

[hollypunkers]

imagine Sokka and Aang, absolute best friends forever, introducing themselves to people as brothers and when people (inevitably) ask how they’re related, Aang explains brightly, “I married his sister!”

Sokka, smirking, throws an arm around Aangs shoulder and adds “And I married his great-grandson!”

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[setheverman]

what’s the real mood for november?

[0x191a17-deactivated20180216]

[setheverman]

this is correct

[hydro-homies]

Be more like Brandon.

[senatortedcruz]

this is extremely good because he’s an outspoken MLB player in a sport where most American athletes are brain-dead MAGAs. Please baseball players be more like Brandon!

[tami-taylors-hair]

He tweeted this while playing for Atlanta, too. 

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[im-happy-at-home]

This spoke to my soul wth

[deacytits]

I feel attacked.

[male2pet-deactivated20220521]

[longdeactivatedrentblog]

hmmm

[theimpossiblehologramtree]

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[ao3commentoftheday]

Imagine your otp

[writerman]

@mypackpride imagine the guys doing this

[logarto]

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

[logarto]

[bob-belcher]

[mysillycomics]

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[val-ritz]

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

[goodassdog]

[hustlerose]

Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving Mac n’ Cheetos in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last Mac n’ Cheeto in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

[maxhole-deactivated20130822]

[sasukelangleysohryu-deactivated]

the wikipedia page on sadness