Voltronimus Prime @voltronimus-prime - Tumblr Blog

Bot accounts and Real people with accounts.

I’m pretty sure the tumblr community is well aware of this problem and probably loads of other people have already made posts about this, so I’ll keep it brief.

So recently blogs like this keep appearing in my followers list (these are recent ones)

Now when you get a spam blogs or p*rn bots you’re supposed to blog them. But some these blogs are actual people who are new on tumblr and have the default icon, so you’re supposed to check before who block them. But here’s the problem…

some of these blogs don’t have anything. No posts, No description, No title. So you’re gonna automatically assume that these are spam and block them.

Now I hate fact that some of these blogs belong to actual people and I’ve been blocking and reporting on blogs like these for the past few days, and that they’re probably wondering why there being blocked or reported. ( sorry to the people who own blogs like these that I blocked you)

So a couple of tips for new blogs on this site,

1.You could change the title (a catchphrase, a favorite quote, a random sentence etc.) or type small description, or whatever random stuff you like!

2. You could change the your avator or icon (it be a picture of you, a cartoon, again it’s your choice do whatever)

3.If you’re not planning to frequently post stuff and just sign in to check out other people’s stuff, just put a put a post something like this just to show you’re new here.(again u can write down anything)

if you’re reading this and new to this website I hope you found these suggestions useful and should stop you from getting blocked immediately. Happy posting.

the-spectre-draws-near

I’m rebloging this because I’ve been getting more empty, default looking accounts following me again. And this me again telling you to change it.

voltronimus-prime

Please change your guy's blogs so I don't think you're bots.

animentality

wizardshark

Why was there an all male BBQ competition?? Why did they fall for such a terrible disguise??

astercontrol

Because cooking is women's work and therefore being a woman in this competition is cheating by secretly having that natural feminine instinct

(/sarcasm obviously. From what I can tell skimming through the comments it's an entirely made-up story)

parakeet

this dude on reddit chased someone for 4 blocks for stealing a $3 loaf of bread and left the scene when the dude ran into a pole. do you think he took the loaf from the dudes crumpled body as well

butt-rice

when i worked at a gas station i had a manager who did shit like this

like bro who cares, it's a bag of chips, it's not even your bag of chips, it belongs to our corporate masters. who gives a fuck

astercontrol

have rarely seen a spelling mistake as apt as "connivance store"

voltronimus-prime

On the one hand, I fully agree that the chase was unnecessary, and he should have called 911 after.

On the other hand, getting sued because the other guy ran into a pole is just ridiculous. Like they even confirm that no contact was made between them at all. The guy fucked up and looney toons'ed himself.

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

astercontrol

This actually works for me sometimes. As long as the light is bright enough to make my eyes tired, and the bullshit is "what if the firewall and the financial calculator lovingly explored each other's filesystems"

amnhnyc

Excussse us… have you ever heard of the blunthead slug snake (Aplopeltura boa)? This nocturnal reptile, which can reach lengths of up to 33 in (85 cm), primarily feeds on slugs and snails. Unlike many other snakes, this species eats using a technique called mandibular sawing: To slice off the indigestible parts of prey, the blunthead slug snake slides its jaws back and forth like a saw! It can be found in parts of Southeast Asia including Thailand, Sumatra, and Java.

Photo: sparkn, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

astercontrol

omg i had to look up this beast to convince myself it actually exists and looks like that. Like a driedup vine. what a creature

astercontrol

wonder if grinding up birth control pills and mixing them into food the mice can steal would decrease the chance of mice reproducing in my house

this is an extremely silly idea but I am in perhaps the optimal conditions to try it:

mice keep getting into this house

they are much too good at evading traps

they will eat poison but I prefer not to feed them poison bc I might adopt a cat at some point and I don't want to poison the cat (or other local predators honestly)

I actually have a lot of birth control pills that are old enough I don't trust their reliability for human use (my prescription kept refilling for quite a while after I stopped taking them because I realized I don't even mostly like doing the kind of stuff that causes pregnancy)

I strongly suspect they work on mice, because very few medicines ever get to the point of being used on humans if they don't pass the test of "does this work on mice"

thespaceelf

Believe it or not, this is actually a thing done to keep pigeon populations in check, and there's a study that shows feeding pigeons contraception (one made specifically for birds) decreases pigeon populations by 50%!

Pigeons are found in virtually all urban and developed areas of the United States. They are considered a pest species and provided no protec

I'd be interested to hear how it goes if you decide to do it.

astercontrol

Ooh! I wasn't familiar with the pigeon contraception, but I was somewhat thinking about the idea of a dovecote (a system used throughout history to control pigeons in a city and reduce how much they're a nuisance by encouraging them to stay in one place)

like, if you build a giant awesome birdhouse/birdmansion, with plenty of food and space and good roosting and nesting places, pigeons tend to stay there, instead of elsewhere. And when they're in the same place, people can more easily take care of them and clean up after them-- and that job also includes removing some of their eggs so they don't reproduce too much.

In my mind, the main obstacle to doing a similar thing with mammalian pests, is that it's not so easy to control their breeding if they give live birth. But I imagine that a contraceptive might change that.

butt-rice

who up sniffin out they nearest potato field

astercontrol

I would be so hurt! My friends should know me better -- I am not only hungry all the time, I am also lazy! I would not sniff out potatoes that I would have to harvest and cook before I could eat them! Why would I do that? Look for me at a french fry shop or something