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-- unchainedUvarovite [UU] began pestering troubadoursCalamity [TC] at 22:00 --

[10:00] UU: hello there!

[10:00] UU: it's been a while, hasn't it?

[10:11] TC: a while ain't motherfuckin cut it bro.

[10:11] TC: A MOTHERFUCKING WHILE AIN'T FIT THE WHACKED OUT TIME WHATS BEEN MOTHER FUCKING PAST.

[10:11] TC: hahaha.

[10:11] TC: HONK.

[10:11] TC: sup with you, motherfucker.

[10:14] UU: that is trUe, i sUppose... uou;;

[10:15] UU: i haven't been Up to mUch, UnfortUnately! bUt i am looking for something to be UsefUl for, so there is that.

[10:16] UU: and what aboUt yoU? i've missed seeing yoU and tavros aboUt! ^u^

[10:21] TC: SINCE I AIN'T LIKE TO SPILL NO RUDE MISTRUTHS

[10:21] TC: can be like to spilling noise at how i got my miss on for such too.

[10:22] TC: SINCE IF YOU AIN'T CAUGHT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ON THE WICKED MOTHER FUCKING NEWS

[10:22] TC: i don't got no remembrance of all what's been brought

[10:22] TC: THRASHED

[10:22] TC: trashed

[10:22] TC: AND MOTHER FUCKING SLAMMED DOWN

[10:22] TC: up in my fuckin sponge. :o)

[10:23] UU: wait... what?

[10:23] UU: yoU've forgotten?

[10:25] TC: FUCK YEAH, BROTHER.

[10:25] TC: my sponge matter has been wiped the fuck clean.

[10:25] TC: AIN'T NOTHING WHAT'S BEEN LEFT UP IN THAT ATROCIOUS SHIT.

[10:26] UU: oh... i see.

[10:27] UU: i'm sorry to hear that.

[10:27] UU: well, in that case, Um...

[10:28] UU: oUght i reintrodUce myself?

[10:30] TC: got an inkling at who you motherfuckin is

[10:30] TC: BUT ALL CHILL WITH HASHING THEM REINTRODUCTIONS MOTHER FUCKING PROPER

[10:30] TC: get us on the level all shades the motherfuckin same.

[10:30] TC: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN FEEL ME, HOMIE?

[10:32] UU: certainly! well, i'm calliope, bUt nowadays i prefer callie. :U

[10:46] TC: hahaha ain't no motherfuckin fraudulent verbiage at how long it's been, man.

[10:46] TC: AND YOU WAS ALWAYS A SICK MOTHERFUCKIN TRIP WHAT TO GET MY INTERACT ON WITH.

[10:46] TC: jovial to see you again

[10:46] TC: WITH EARNEST MOTHER FUCKING FEELINGS

[10:46] TC: all crammed up in my heart place. :o)

[10:50] UU: really? so yoU remember me? ^u^

[10:56] TC: NOTHING MOTHERFUCKIN SOLID, HOMIE.

[10:56] TC: nothing made complete.

[10:56] TC: BITS AND MOTHER FUCKING PIECES GETTING AT ME

[10:56] TC: bone teething

[10:57] TC: HIDE TEARING

[10:57] TC: half remembered motherfuckin slips at what life was being before.

[10:57] TC: HAHAHA.

[10:57] TC: but it’s aight, bro, all chill as what can be.

[10:57] TC: EVEN IF THERE AIN’T NOTHING BUT RUDENESS CLAWING AT MY MOTHERFUCKIN NERVE STRAW.

[10:58] UU: ah. that mUst be... frUstrating, to say the least. umu

[10:59] UU: well, that's all right! i woUldn't faUlt yoU for what yoU may not recall. we can very well make Up for it now!

[11:00] UU: thoUgh, trUth be told, i don't think yoU're missing too terribly mUch between yoU and i. we are still very mUch getting to know one another at heart!

[11:03] UU: yoU haven't had too mUch troUble telling others this news, have yoU?

[11:03] UU: i woUld hope not, bUt i imagine it might be difficUlt for some to hear...

[11:11] TC: fuck yeah, motherfucker.

[11:11] TC: NO HARM AND NO MOTHER FUCKING FOUL IN REKINDLING WHAT AIN'T NEVER BEEN FORMED IN MANNERS COMPLETE.

[11:11] TC: least thats all what i got my believings on.

[11:11] TC: HONK.

[11:11] TC: but nah, ain't much at what i been telling other motherfuckers.

[11:11] TC: SINCE THEMS WHAT WAS THE HARDEST TO MOTHER FUCKING TELL

[11:11] TC: all got their know on such whacked out haps in the motherfuckin current.

[11:11] TC: DOUBT MUCH OTHERS IS WAXING LEGIT CONCERN ALL AT THIS VILE PIECE OF CLOWN ASS TRASH.

[11:14] UU: trash? u~u

[11:15] UU: i woUldn't say anything of the sort! yoU've always been kind to me.

[11:25] TC: heh heh.

[11:25] TC: OTHERS AIN'T GOT NO INCLINATION WHAT TO GET THEIR AGREE ON AT YOU NONE.

[11:25] TC: what i can make remember of at any motherfuckin rate.

[11:25] TC: BUT GET YOUR TELL ON AT ME BROTHER

[11:25] TC: how's this bitchtits motherfuckin world new got its work on proper?

[11:25] TC: DONE HEARD THEM SPACE MONKEYS IS TO EXIST CLOSE

[11:26] TC: but ain't know no details motherfuckin specific.

[11:26] TC: AND MOTHER FUCK IF I AIN'T HEARD AT HOW YOU IS GOOD AT THOSE.

[11:26] TC: :o)

[11:40] UU: oh! hee hee. sUre, i'd be happy to elaborate!

[11:41] UU: yes, it seems that oUr planet and the hUmans' exist together in this Universe.

[11:41] UU: not on the same one, of coUrse, but in the same solar system.

[11:42] UU: i'm not really an expert on the histories of either planet in their pasts, thoUgh, so i coUldn't tell yoU the major differences from then and now... bUt they seem to coexist in relative peace with one another!

[11:43] UU: it's also fairly easy to travel between planets via ship, from what i hear, thoUgh oUr groUp is notorioUs for the Use of transportalizers to simplify things...

[11:43] UU: that's what i've been Use as well, natUrally!

[11:44] UU: i'm sUre yoU coUld Use them to travel back and forth, too, if yoU wanted. ^u^

[11:44] UU: yoU jUst might have to get the permission of whoever's domicile yoU're entering, of coUrse.

[11:45] UU: in fact, i've been staying with my good friends jane and roxy in their lovely home on the hUman planet.

[11:46] UU: hopefUlly i'll obtain my own hive on alternUs, thoUgh... it certainly does soUnd appealing to have one's own home, don't yoU think?

[11:47] UU: i can't help feeling a little lost with the affair, considering i've never really needed to find a home before...

[11:48] UU: bUt i'm sUre i can figUre it oUt. i hope. u_u;

[11:58] TC: WHERE'S A BROTHER ALL TO FIND THEM MOTHERFUCKIN HIDE MOVERS?

[11:58] TC: if he's got the gumption to get his visit on

[11:58] TC: OR MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT AIN'T MIND NO VISITATIONS FROM HIM NEITHER.

[11:58] TC: no surprise motherfuckin call what to be made at brothers unsuspecting.

[11:58] TC: HEH HEH.

[11:58] TC: but shiiit dogg ain't sound all that much has been like to change

[11:59] TC: EXCEPT THERE AIN'T NO MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERESE WHAT'S LAYING SEPARATION DOWN ON US.

[11:59] TC: but fuck yeah, got my feel on for you.

[11:59] TC: EVEN IF HANGING WITH YOUR HOMIES IS MOTHER FUCKIN DOPE

[11:59] TC: sometimes you ain't flowing desire for nothin more than sitting back

[11:59] TC: TURNING THEM LOOK STUBS ALL AT THE MOTHER FUCKING SEA

[11:59] TC: and getting yourself all kinds of motherfuckin chill up in this shit.

[11:59] TC: HONK.

[11:59] TC: ain't no doubt that shit will get itself figured the fuck down, yeah?

[12:02] UU: i do hope so!

[12:03] UU: bUt yes, there is a room on the first floor where the empresses have some transportalizers set Up. i'm sUre if yoU asked the gUards, they woUld let yoU Use them!

[12:03] UU: it has worked for me thUs far. uUu

[12:04] UU: and i shoUld hope that jane and roxy might not mind a visit from yoU sometime, bUt i can ask for yoU, if yoU ever like!

[12:24] TC: GOT MY CONSIDER ON THEM MOTHERFUCKIN OFFERS WHAT BEEN MADE AT ME, MY PIMP MOTHER FUCKING RYDA

[12:24] TC: but you sure they is to be all motherfuckin chill with them delirious haps?

[12:24] TC: :oO

[12:28] UU: not completely, bUt i can certainly find oUt!

[12:40] TC: aiiiight bro, sounds motherfuckin tight.

[12:40] TC: :oD

[12:44] UU: hehehe! i'm glad i coUld help!

[12:45] UU: well, i oUght to get back to things for now. i'll let yoU know soon what they think!

[12:47] TC: ain't you hesitant none in pouring that special motherfuckin science all down on me.

[12:47] TC: HONK.

[12:47] TC: we ought chill all at each other in times soon, you dig?

[12:47] TC: co:

[12:50] UU: yes, most definitely! ^u^

[12:50] UU: ta, love!

[12:50] UU: <kisses!>

[unchaineduvarovite]

-- unchainedUvarovite [UU] began pestering geloscopicCarnifex [GC] at 00:53 --

[12:53] UU: hello there!

[12:55] GC: H1 K1W1 FL4VOR3D FR13ND

[12:55] UU: hee hee!

[12:55] UU: i thoUght it was probably aboUt time to greet someone else formally, so... hello!

[12:55] UU: i'm callie! ^u^

[12:56] GC: H1 C4LL13 1TS N1C3 TO SN1FF YOU >:] 1M T3R3Z1

[12:59] UU: if i'm remembering correctly, yoU're a seer?

[01:01] GC: H3H3H3 YOUD B3 R1GHT

[01:01] UU: i've always foUnd the seer class to be a lovely sUpport class! it seems so very UsefUl to be eqUipped to gUide yoUr friends.

[01:04] UU: the mind aspect mUst be fascinating, too! i can't imagine Understanding others as well as yoU mUst.

[01:07] GC: WHY TH4NK YOU 1T 1S! 1TS C3RT41NLY GO1NG TO 41D 1N TH3 F13LD 1M S33K1NG TO 3NT3R

[01:07] UU: oh, really? :U

[01:07] UU: what's that, if yoU don't mind my asking?

[01:08] GC: L3G1SL4C3R4T1ON

[01:11] GC: 1 W1SH 1 COULD R3TURN TH3 COMPL3M3NTS BUT 1M NOT F4M1L14R W1TH YOUR CL4SS

[01:12] UU: mUse? i'm not so familiar with it myself, trUth be told...!

[01:13] UU: thoUgh i am doing my best to figUre it oUt.

[01:17] GC: H4S 4NYTH1NG B33N F1GUR3D OUT Y3T? >:?

[01:18] UU: a tad!

[01:19] UU: i've foUnd that i can sort of... see throUgh space? not in the way that a seer woUld, i don't imagine!

[01:20] UU: bUt merely observe here and there the present events.

GC: SO L1K3 1TS 4 SUP3R P4SS1V3 CL4SS?

[01:36] UU: it is! the most passive of all, in fact.

[01:37] UU: thUs, i'm not so sUre what Use it can be...

[01:37] UU: other than spying, thoUgh i'm not awfUlly keen on doing that! u~u

[01:40] GC: 1M SUR3 TH3R3S MOR3 TO YOUR CL4SSP3CT TH4N YOU B3L13V3

[01:40] GC: NOT 3V3RYON3 H4S F1GUR3D TH31RS OUT COMPL3T3LY SO YOUR3 1N TH3 S4M3 FLO4T1NG W4T3R MOB1L3 D3V1C3 4S OTH3RS

[01:43] UU: yoU think so?

[01:43] UU: yoU do have a point, i sUppose!

[01:49] UU: i can keep working at it. i'm sUre i'll find a good Use for it!

[01:50] UU: if yoU think so as a seer, then i have a little more faith. ^u^

[01:56] GC: 1 *KNOW* SO 4S 4 S33R H3H3H3H3

[02:00] UU: hee!

[02:00] UU: thank yoU for the inspiration! this is jUst the kick i needed to get off my rUmp and do something, i think.

[02:01] UU: i'm not sUre jUst what yet, bUt... i'll find something!

[02:04] GC: OH! W3LL 1N TH4T C4S3 YOUR3 V3RY W3LCOM3

[02:04] GC: GO FORTH 1NTO TH3 WORLD

[02:04] GC: CONFRONT TH3 PROBL3M

[02:04] GC: F1GHT

[02:04] GC: W1N

[02:05] GC: 4ND T3LL M3 HOW 1T GO3S

[02:05] GC: 1D LOV3 TO KNOW

[02:06] UU: sUre! it's only fair considering the favor yoU've done me.

[02:07] GC: 1T W4S NOTH1NG

[02:08] GC: JUST L3ND1NG 4 F1GUR4T1V3 3Y3 1NTO S331NG WH4TS 4LR34DY TH3R3

[02:08] UU: oh! speaking of which, i've got a qUestion before i get oUt of yoUr hair.

[02:09] UU: yoU mentioned smelling, and i think i remember reading a little aboUt that in a certain book... woUld it be wrong for me to assUme yoU can Use yoUr sense of smell to "see"?

[02:09] GC: >:O

[02:09] GC: HOW D1D YOU GU3SS?

[02:10] UU: oh, it's nothing as good as a real gUess! i've read a little aboUt yoU before, yoU see.

[02:10] GC: TH1S 1S G3TT1NG 3V3N MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG

[02:10] GC: WH4T BOOK?

[02:11] UU: the seer of light made a certain record that i happened to stUmble Upon, years in the fUtUre.

[02:11] UU: she was docUmenting yoUr joUrney, and tidbits aboUt all of yoU slipped in, natUrally!

[02:11] GC: WH4T? ROS3?

[02:11] UU: indeed! ^u^

[02:13] UU: i've loved that book, and its heroes. i've been a fan of each of yoU for a very long time!

[02:14] GC: 1 M1GHT H4V3 TO 4SK H3R 4BOUT TH1S BOOK L4T3R ON

[02:14] GC: 1V3 N3V3R H34RD OF 1T

[02:14] GC: BUT 1T DO3S SOUND 1NT3R3ST1NG!

[02:14] UU: it really is!

[02:14] GC: WH4T 3LS3 D1D 1T S4Y? >:]

[02:15] UU: oh, many things! the parts aboUt the hUmans' joUrney throUgh the game was written in more detail, natUrally, bUt she told of each of yoU and what she knew.

[02:16] UU: some of it was very amUsing! and some a bit confUsing.

[02:16] GC: H4H4H4 1D S4Y

[02:16] GC: WH1CH P4RTS W3R3 TH3Y?

[02:17] UU: well... there is this one page that has always baffled me.

[02:17] UU: it is covered in indecipherable sqUiggles!

[02:18] GC: SQU1GGL3S >:?

[02:19] UU: indeed!

[02:19] UU: i was sUre there mUst be some kind of meaning to it, bUt i can't figUre it oUt for the life of me.

[02:19] UU: woUld yoU like to see it?

[02:20] GC: H3H3H3H3 1LL H4V3 TO L1CK TH3 SCR33N BUT SUR3

[02:21] UU: okay! ^u^

[02:21] UU: i'll jUst take a pictUre....

[02:22] GC: OK4Y

[02:22] UU: aaand...

[02:22] UU: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05106_2.gif

[02:22] UU: here we are!

[02:24] UU: do yoU think it means anything?

[02:25] GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL D1D 1 JUST L1CK?

[02:25] UU: Um...

[02:26] GC: 1F 1 UND3RST4ND CORR3CTLY SOM3 OF THOS3 4R3...UH....UH....

[02:26] GC: UH...

[02:26] GC: UM...

[02:26] GC: W3LL, UH....

[02:26] UU: yes?

[02:26] GC: HUM4N P4RTS WH1CH CORR3L4T3 W1TH R3PRODUCT1ON?

[02:27] GC: ...H4V3 YOU 4SK3D ROS3 4BOUT TH1S?

[02:27] UU: ...oh...

[02:27] UU: oh my god. u____u

[02:28] UU: i...

[02:28] UU: i'm not even sUre what to say aboUt that.

[02:28] GC: TH3N 4G41N TH1S M1GHT B3 4 B1G M1SUND3RST4ND1NG

[02:28] UU: i'm so terribly embarrassed i coUld jUst...

[02:29] GC: 1 H4V3 M1ST4K3N WH4T TH1NGS 4R3 B3FOR3

[02:31] UU: i... i sincerely hope that is the case, no offense intended toward yoUr interpretations.

[02:35] UU: i sUppose i have no choice bUt to ask rose aboUt the matter... thoUgh i'll admit i am a little hesitant to do so. umu;

[02:51] UU: thank yoU for yoUr help anyhow, terezi!

[02:51] UU: it was very nice to meet yoU at last!

[02:51] UU: ta!

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-- trojanAbstruse [TA] began pestering unchainedUvarovite [UU] at 23:26 --

[11:27] TA: *He found himself in the kitchen, not really sure when he had gotten there, but now he realized he was hungry. Soon he's searching for something sweet, anything sweet to eat.*

[11:33] UU: *Callie herself had been intending to come poke around on her lonesome (she really hated putting anyone out by getting them to get anything for her, and it wasn't as if she required anything special), but when she had stepped into the kitchen to spot more than the usual staff, she almost turned out and left to come back later before she realized she recognized who it was.* mitUna...?

[11:36] TA: *he pauses with his head in the fridge after hearing a familiar voice. Turning to take a look, he notices the limeblooded troll he'd gotten to know the past few weeks. His voice is tired but he tries to force it to its usual manic levels* oh hey callie wha75 up

[11:45] UU: *She was perceptive; she could hear the tinge of hoarseness to his voice, but she said nothing of it, smiling at the return of her greeting.* it looks like yoU and i had the same idea?

[11:46] TA: i7 5eem5 like i7 haha

[11:47] TA: 7oo bad i can7 really find any7hing 5wee7

[11:51] UU: yoU can't? have yoU tried looking over here? *Callie steps over to one of the tables that's decorated with Jane's baked goods, offering a sympathetic smile for his miss.* jane's been baking a lot lately, i think. i can tell her pastries from anywhere.

[11:53] TA: oh wow clearly i am 7roll chri57opher columbu5

[11:54] TA: *He grins sheepishly, quietly closing the fridge and makes his way to the table. Hello cake pops.*

[11:54] TA: jane5 baking i5 7he be57 *a servant pauses and makes a face at him* 5orry

[11:57] UU: *Callie smiles sheepishly at the passing servant, too, but she lowers her voice to reply.* it really is. *And then she reaches to nab a cake pop.*

[12:02] TA: *he's digging in, attention fully on devouring these confectionary treats. Yes, these are much better to focus on.*

[12:08] TA: came down here ju57 7o find 5ome7hing 5we7 7o ea7 7oo

[12:10] UU: *Callie was eating much more slowly, because as much as she enjoyed this, she was genuinely hungry for something of more substance. She was fine with watching Mituna eat, for the most part.* sort of! i haven't eaten mUch today, to be honest...

[12:14] TA: any par7icular rea5on why

[12:14] TA: or did you ju57 forge7 7o ea7

[12:14] TA: becau5e ive done 7ha7 before

[12:16] UU: i... *she chuckles, brows knitting* well, i've had a hard time wanting to leave my room.

[12:19] TA: 5ome7hing wrong

[12:21] UU: no! nothing like that. not really. it's jUst... that i'm sUre everyone is bUsy, with all their reUnions and getting all this nonsense we've been throUgh sorted oUt...

[12:23] UU: i feel it's better if i jUst wait it all oUt.

[12:27] TA: yeah i gue55 youre righ7

[12:27] TA: how have your reunion5 been

[12:29] UU: good! *She's really only had one big reunion, with Roxy. After that she had just sort of... drifted away... She looks like she could go on, but she seems to opt not to. She munches what's left of her cake pop.* what aboUt yoU?

[12:30] TA: i75 been really gfood 5eeing 7ula again haha

[12:30] TA: and feferi and i hung ou7 bu7 7ha7 wa5n7 really rela7ed 7o all 7hi5

[12:30] TA: *we

[12:31] TA: *we'll just leave that last one out because he doesn't even know wtf right now*

[12:34] UU: that's good to hear. *she smiles, warmly, because she genuinely means it, and she grabs what appears to be a danish of some sort* roxy was so delighted to see me. it makes me feel so very happy whenever she expresses herself like that. *she's staring very lovingly at her pastry*

[12:48] UU: .

[12:49] TA: haha 7ha75 good 7o hear

[12:50] TA: i gue55 5ince 5he5 back youll need le55 rad word5 in your life huh

[12:50] UU: not at all! i enjoy the rad words. ^U^

[12:52] TA: i wa5 joking ehehehe *mostly*

[12:58] UU: good! i'd very mUch dislike for there to be a shortage of rad words in my life.

[01:00] TA: i will only 5peak 7he radde57 of word5 in7o your life

[01:01] UU: i have no doUbt aboUt that! uUu

[01:02] TA: 7he fir57 word i5

[01:02] TA: gnarly

[01:03] UU: gnarly? :u

[01:04] TA: yeah

[01:04] TA: gnarly

[01:05] TA: i7 mean5 5ome7hing na57y

[01:05] TA: di5gu57ing

[01:05] TA: 7o7ally gro55

[01:05] TA: al7erna7ively

[01:06] TA: i7 mean5 5ome7hing 5o cool i75 5ick

[01:06] TA: 5ome7hing 5uper challenging

[01:07] UU: interesting! sort of how awe can be both awfUl and awesome?

[01:09] TA: yeah exac7ly like 7ha7

[01:12] UU: i will be sUre to Use it only on the most gnarly of occasions, then.

[01:13] UU: can i teach yoU anything in exchange for this invalUable information?

[01:17] TA: uh

[01:17] TA: i don7 know really

[01:18] TA: ba5ically 7hi5 one wa5 on 7he hou5e

[01:27] UU: hmmm...

[01:30] UU: well! is there anything yoU woUld like to know aboUt hero roles? i know qUite a bit aboUt that. *nibbles danish*

[01:39] UU: .

[01:42] TA: 5ure 7ell me all abou7 wha7 i75 like 7o be an heir of doom

[01:42] TA: *Even he 57ill didn'7 under57and*

[01:42] UU: okay!

[01:43] UU: well, heirs are passive change classes. they inspire change in the world rather than... well, actively pUshing it, yoU see?

[01:43] TA: *he 5nor75* yeah

[01:44] UU: they are also inspired by their aspect. inspired to act in whatever way seems appropriate for their aspect.

[01:45] UU: so, an heir of doom woUld act when doom, or inevitability and limitation, even sacrifice, inspires them to.

[01:47] UU: does that soUnd right?

[01:48] TA: yeah

[01:48] TA: yeah i7 doe5

[01:49] UU: wonderfUl! ^u^

[01:49] TA: youre pre77y good a7 7hi5 hahaha

[01:50] UU: oh, no... i've jUst done qUite a lot of stUdying.

[01:50] UU: it's fUn to specUlate!

[01:51] TA: callie plea5e

[01:51] TA: youre ba5ically a pro

[01:51] UU: *her face flushes, and she all but hides it behind her half-eaten pastry*

[01:53] TA: *this draws out the first genuine laugh from him that he'd experienced all day*

[01:54] TA: you can7 really hide behind 7ha7 callie

[01:54] UU: i-i know.

[01:55] TA: ju57 making 5ure

[01:56] TA: *He grins at her*

[02:04] UU: *she nibbles it again, gingerly, before it hits her that she's not really sure she wants to eat this anymore, and she sets it back down* thank yoU... it's nice to hear that, even if i don't qUite believe it right now.

[02:06] TA: wha7

[02:07] TA: why no7

[02:09] UU: i'm not sUre what i know really coUnts as anything of any real valUe... thoUgh i've tried to make it so. and i will keep trying...

[02:11] TA: i7 could ea5ily help people under57and 7hem5elve5

[02:11] TA: how doe5 7ha7 no7 coun7 7oward5 5ome7hing of real value

[02:11] TA: wha7ever 7he fuck 7ha7 mean5

[02:11] UU: maybe...

[02:12] TA: no

[02:12] TA: defini7ely

[02:13] UU: *she manages to smile a little* yoU're really set on that, aren't yoU?

[02:14] TA: ba5ically haha

[02:14] TA: youre 5uper impor7an7 callie

[02:14] TA: a gigan7ic role doe5n7 alway5 deno7e 7ha7

[02:16] UU: yoU're right... i sUppose i jUst feel a little trapped in my own role.

[02:16] TA: yeah

[02:16] TA: bu7 you 5hould probably 7ry defining your role

[02:17] TA: in57ead of le77ing i7 define you

[02:17] TA: eheheh

[02:17] TA: chee5y i know

[02:18] UU: *she smiles again* i like that. i shoUld... research more. i shoUld talk to the empresses, like eridan said i shoUld. maybe i can help them somehow.

[02:19] TA: you probably can

[02:20] TA: wi7h under57anding like your5 5hed probably under57and how 7o 7eam people for maximum effec7ivene55

[02:25] UU: mmm...

[02:27] UU: i will see, i sUppose!

[02:28] UU: excUse me. *at last she crosses over to the fridge and acquires some raw meat, moving back to where Mituna's standing but keeping a fair distance from the rest of the food as she bites into it. It's probably a bit funny looking.*

[02:29] TA: youre

[02:29] TA: excu5ed

[02:33] UU: *happy munching*

[unchaineduvarovite]

[07:05] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering unchainedUvarovite [UU] at 19:05 -- [07:05] TG: hey did we go to different schools together [07:05] UU: oh! [07:05] UU: hello dave. uUu [07:05] UU: assUming that is yoU, isn't it? [07:06] TG: its me [07:06] TG: i dropped by to tell you some bad news [07:08] UU: oh, really? [07:08] TG: yeah [07:08] TG: you can forget about going to heaven because its a sin to look that good [07:09] UU: i'm... sorry? what? [07:10] TG: this isnt working at all [07:10] TG: i fucked up [07:10] TG: i have to come up with something new on the spot [07:10] UU: what are yoU trying to do??? [07:10] UU: u/////u [07:11] TG: im just spreading the love [07:11] TG: like an angel at christmas [07:11] TG: except im not an angel [07:11] TG: and its not christmas [07:11] TG: which is exactly what makes it such an apt simile [07:11] TG: because if i were an angel [07:11] TG: or if it were christmas [07:11] TG: the metaphor would be totally redundant [07:12] TG: actually i dont know if angels spread love at christmas [07:12] TG: theyre pretty serious folks [07:12] UU: i woUldn't bet on it. :U [07:17] TG: okay how about this one [07:17] TG: you must be the czar of russia [07:17] TG: because im feeling a proletariat uprising [07:17] UU: Um... [07:17] TG: i give up [07:17] UU: sorry, love! [07:17] UU: i don't mean to disappoint. [07:18] TG: its ok im used to it [07:19] TG: well ive got nothing [07:19] TG: whats up [07:21] UU: not a terrible lot! i've been in my room mostly since... well, awakening. [07:21] UU: nothing too UnUsUal. [07:25] UU: what aboUt yoUrself? are yoU doing well now? [07:28] TG: oh yeah im ace [07:28] TG: i havent got enough sleep since i was a fetus in my mothers womb [07:28] TG: which now that i think about it was never [07:28] UU: good to hear it! wait.. [07:29] UU: hm. [07:32] TG: yeah thats awkward [07:54] UU: well, sleep aside, are yoU well? [08:07] TG: thats a weird question to ask right [08:08] TG: people are always asking that [08:08] TG: and youre supposed to say fine [08:08] TG: but what are you getting yourself into when you say fine [08:08] TG: i mean i could say yes i am damn fine [08:08] TG: and mean of course that i am a drop dead beauty [08:08] TG: but i could say that im fine and mean that i am completely mentally stable [08:09] TG: and do not suffer from weird nightmares and waking nightmares and a general sense of impending doom [08:09] TG: or i could mean that im fine physically [08:09] TG: which we all are [08:09] TG: always [08:09] TG: since we have a team of crack majjykal healers at our disposal [08:09] TG: and would never be allowed to not be fine [08:09] TG: unless we pissed them off [08:09] TG: then we would have to go back to conventional stitches and neosporin [08:10] TG: but regardless of that were immortal so we are fine anyway [08:10] TG: yeah anyway im fine [08:10] TG: what about you [08:12] UU: oh [08:13] UU: well. [08:13] UU: i am mostly mentally stable, yes! [08:19] TG: i guess mostly is the most we could hope for given current circumstances [08:19] TG: so [08:19] TG: awesome [08:21] UU: yes! ^u^ [08:21] UU: it's nice to meet yoU, by the way. [08:21] UU: yoU definitely remind me of yoUr ectobiological coUnterpart. :u [08:21] TG: which one [08:21] UU: hmm... that's a good point! [08:22] UU: yoU resemble them both in fair ways. [08:22] UU: bUt i meant roxy jUst then. [08:24] TG: oh [08:24] TG: yeah roxy makes me feel redundant sometimes [08:24] TG: she is like a cooler version of me with tits [08:25] UU: what? now now, that's a load of bollocks if i've ever heard it. [08:26] UU: yoU're perfectly cool all on yoUr own! [08:27] TG: wow [08:28] TG: thanks [08:28] TG: everythings changed now [08:28] TG: im gonna become a man of the world [08:29] UU: i'm sensing a bit of dishonesty here... u_u; [08:30] TG: im sorry [08:30] TG: its a defense mechanism [08:30] TG: like a turtle [08:30] TG: going inside its shell [08:30] TG: im turtling [08:30] TG: in response to your compliment [08:31] UU: i Understand. [08:32] UU: bUt i hope yoU accept it on some level nonetheless. [08:49] TG: on some subterranean level im sure its being accepted [08:49] TG: youre pretty tight with roxy huh [08:49] UU: i like to think so, yes! [08:53] TG: then you must be a killer video game player [08:53] TG: i mean for video games other than sburb which we already know we are all great at [08:53] TG: have you heard of a little something called [08:53] TG: gta v [08:56] UU: no, i haven't! [08:56] UU: and... to be honest, i really don't know mUch aboUt video games oUtside of sbUrb. u~u;; [08:57] UU: i do pride myself on the knowledge of that game, thoUgh! [08:58] TG: oh boy wish i were in your session [08:58] TG: we didnt know jack about the game when we started playing [09:02] UU: well, yoU all came oUt all right, i think! [09:02] UU: and, really... yoU don't wish yoU were in my session. [09:02] UU: i never even made it to playing the game. u_u [09:05] TG: well thats depressing [09:05] TG: i wish you were in our session then [09:05] TG: roses walkthrough would have been so much more complete [09:06] TG: not that i ever have or will read the thing [09:08] UU: oh! i do enjoy her writing! [09:09] TG: what [09:09] TG: youve read her writing [09:10] UU: yes, i have! [09:10] UU: i had a book fUll of it, in fact. [09:10] TG: whaaaaaat [09:10] TG: what book [09:10] TG: did you steal her notebook or something [09:10] TG: she writes wizard porn doesnt she [09:10] TG: i always knew it [09:13] UU: no, nothing like that! [09:13] UU: it was a book aboUt yoUr joUrney. [09:14] TG: what journey [09:15] UU: yoUr joUrney throUgh the game and thereafter! [09:15] TG: she wrote a book about that [09:17] UU: yes! [09:18] TG: whats it called [09:18] TG: is it barnes and noble [09:18] TG: *in [09:19] UU: oh, no... i sort of, well, inherited it! [09:20] UU: many years in the fUtUre. [09:22] TG: i dont get it [09:23] UU: it is a lot to explain. [09:25] TG: OK [09:25] TG: *ok [09:28] UU: i apologize! i'd like to explain, bUt i'm still a bit tired... perhaps another time? [09:29] TG: sure [09:32] UU: wonderfUl! [10:12] -- unchainedUvarovite [UU] ceased pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 22:12 --

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-- grillingGumshoe [GG] began pestering unchainedUvarovite [UU] at 15:15 --

[03:15] GG: *she'd given up on trying to keep track of days, so who knows how long it's been since she went to church and told herself to go see callie. however long it's been, here she is, knocking on the door and picking at her skirt.*

[03:20] UU: *Callie's been studying (and some self-indulgent drawing, too, let's be real) for a while now, though she doesn't feel like she's quite certain how long it's been, either. Even since anyone last came to see her. So when she hears a knock on her door, she's a little surprised by the disturbance in the silence, and she almost hesitates before running down to the door, cracking it open a little nervo

[03:20] UU: usly before realizing who it is and swinging it open fully.* jane!

[03:24] GG: *in the time it took for the door to open, jane considered going back to her house and going back to the church and going to the grocery store. for whatever reason, she's nervous to actually see callie. but then time is up and her name has been called.* hi!

[03:35] UU: *She smiles, stepping back a little in invitation.* it's good to see yoU! have yoU been Up to anything special?

[03:38] GG: Not especially. Not at all, really. *walks on in, looking down at her feet, but then turns back toward callie and takes out a piece of cake* I did make some cake, though. If you want any. I haven't tried it, myself.

[03:43] UU: oh, well that's all right. *But then there's cake, and she beams.* yes, of coUrse! it looks delicioUs. *It really does. She accepts it eagerly.* thank yoU, love. *pauses for a second* woUld yoU like to see what i've been Up to?

[03:46] GG: *smiles more easily at the acceptance and the "love" and relaxes a bit. she isn't really sure why she was hesitant before.* Yes, I'd love to. What is the great Calliope scheming?

[03:52] UU: oh, pish posh, nothing like that... i've jUst been doing a bit of research. i foUnd a book in the hUman edUcation facility, yoU see... *she begins leading Jane up the stairs* it has information aboUt all of Us here in it, and oUr friends as well.

[03:56] GG: *follows* I guess that can't be too surprising. *makes a face as they walk* The question is, though, is it accurate information? You know, not like those videos.

[03:58] UU: well... *sighs* i'm specUlative, of coUrse, bUt it does seem to be accUrate for those i do know. i thoUght yoU might be able to help me make sense of it all.

[03:59] UU: *They're finally in Callie's room, and she finds a place to rest the cake on her desk before switching windows from her drawing to a file with the notes she's taken. Then, she pulls the book out from the desk drawer. The cover is, as usual, "How To Draw Manga."*

[04:03] GG: Hm. Alright, I'd be glad to try helping. *tried to get a peek at the drawing, but she only got a split second look. she opens her mouth then closes it again when she sees the book.* That's. That's the book? *suddenly skepticism makes a return*

[04:26] UU: yes... umu;; i know how it looks, bUt... *she flips it open to the first entry, Aradia, and there's the anime-esque drawing of her along with the information beneath* it really is a book aboUt Us.

[04:30] GG: *gets closer to get a better look and breathes out an "oh" when she sees* Well, that is something you don't see every day. Then again... You had a book about us before, sort of. So for you, it is almost an every day thing, I suppose. *shuts her mouth like i should just stop talking*

[04:34] UU: *chuckles* sort of... i am a little more Used to reading aboUt people than knowing them, that's trUe. bUt nothing qUite like this. it can get very, Um... personal.

[04:34] UU: i've done my best to avoid everything that doesn't seem pertinent to oUr predicament, thoUgh... u~u

[04:34] GG: *blushes a little* How personal?

[04:35] UU: well, it talks aboUt weaknesses, personal problems, and the like...

[04:36] UU: woUld... you like to see yoUr entry? maybe yoU coUld verify it...

[04:37] GG: Oh, alright. *that could mean a lot of things, but that doesn't mean she has anything to be embarrassed about right now* S-Sure.

[04:37] UU: okay! *she goes ahead and flips to Jane's entry in the book*

[04:40] GG: *she frowns as she reads, not liking how accurate it is. her skepticism, getting left behind because of her insistence on details. waiting too long.* Red herrings... *takes the rubber duck from her sylladex and glares at it*

[04:41] UU: *blinks at the adorable ducky and looks between it and Jane*

[04:45] GG: *tries to form words, making faces along with her thoughts, but eventually huffs and drops the duck onto the book* For goodness' sake. How am I supposed to know what's important now? Flipping red herrings. Why can't I just wake up?

[04:45] UU: wake Up?

[04:46] UU: if this is a dream, i sUre woUld like to wake Up, too...

[04:46] GG: Yes, wake up. *crosses her arms, still staring at the toppled quackbeast* Maybe it isn't a dream, but it sure feels like my other one.

[04:47] UU: *frowns at the rubber duck* ...i'm sorry, jane.

[04:48] UU: *she fiddles idly with the corners of the book's pages* i'm hoping i may have foUnd something that helps to make sense of this all...

[04:48] GG: Nothing to be sorry about. I'm just being a big baby about it. At least this time I'm myself. *sighs*

[04:48] GG: What have you found?

[04:51] UU: well... *she turns to look over the notes she's taken in the file on her computer screen, and they're a little scattered, but it essentially seems to be grouping various people together with key words. Roxy, Dave, and Vriska are few together with words like "loneliness, loss, sadness." Eridan and Dirk are a few with "fear" and Caliborn and John are a few with "anger." Then there this is the group

[04:51] UU: of everyone that is here with them, with the word "complacency." There are a few people under "unknown."*

[04:51] UU: it seems that most everyone seems to trend toward a few certain elements that tie them together. a particUlar feeling that stands oUt.

[04:52] UU: and it's been noted in the text that some people are specifically "together," as if they've been groUped together pUrposefUlly, the way we have been.

[04:53] UU: i feel certain that somewhere, everyone else has been groUped in a place similar to oUrs, with stress on whatever this feeling is that woUld cripple them most.

[04:56] GG: *this is intriguing and gets her leaning in now putting her hands on her hips* Interesting. So these places were all designed specifically to keep us from being at our best. *looks very carefully at the "unknown" group*

[04:58] GG: It sounds like there's a strategy to the groupings, though. I can't tell if we're put together because we work well together, or because whoever put us here thinks we won't be able to do so.

[05:00] UU: it seems to be the latter, or at least that's what i've gathered this aUthor seems to hope. there's a lot of attention placed on oUr failUre...

[05:01] UU: or at least the desire for it.

[05:01] GG: *gives the screen an especially annoyed glare, then turns to callie with a smile, because this information makes her feel much better about it* Well, obviously they miscalculated. What were they thinking putting the two of us together if they wanted failure?

[05:05] UU: hee hee! *It takes her a little by surprise, but it feels nice, and she finally gathers herself enough to go along with it. Somehow it just feels very inspiring to talk to Jane about these things.* not mUch, i warrant.

[05:06] UU: bUt i still wonder what we can do from here. is there something here we can even fight back against? this aUthor seems real enoUgh, bUt the only people here have been... i don't know. none of them really seem mUch like conspirators, do they?

[05:06] UU: even if they were... what woUld we do with them?

[05:15] GG: I don't know... but there has to be something. All I can tell is that they keep giving us what we like. They're trying to keep us happy and, like your list says, complacent. *looks at the screen then to callie again* I've been trying to fight it by not fighting. Maybe that's just what we shouldn't be doing. Maybe we should... Ugh no. Dying apparently isn't a thing here.

[05:16] UU: hmm?

[05:17] GG: Well, I thought since the sneaky fighting wouldn't help, maybe actually attacking them would do something. *sighs* But the woman in the church told me it isn't possible to die here

[05:20] UU: what? :U

[05:20] UU: that woUld explain why neither of those boys were hUrt dUring their little episode...

[05:23] GG: Boys had an episode?

[05:24] UU: yes, those captors. u_u;;

[05:24] GG: *scoffs* Of course. Those silly boys.

[05:25] GG: Well, it apparently is possible to get hurt. The woman also said she only likes to come out of there when somebody needs healing.

[05:26] GG: *squints* Maybe we should make that happen...

[05:26] UU: indeed. *smiles a little, but when Jane speaks again, she thinks* i don't know aboUt that... the two of them seemed like they shoUld have been hUrt from all their pUmmeling, bUt they didn't really have a scratch.

[05:27] UU: if that's a contradiction, what coUld it mean?

[05:28] GG: Hm... We can only be hurt by the people not within our group?

[05:33] UU: bUt can we get anyone here to test that theory for Us?

[05:34] GG: I know Sollux would volunteer, but... I don't really want to do that to any of them.

[05:36] UU: no no, i mean... coUld we get anyone that resides here to hUrt one of Us?

[05:43] UU: .

[05:46] GG: Oh, right of course. Not easily, I'm sure. There could be a way to provoke them.

[05:46] GG: There was a guy in the school store. We could try messing up his stuff. I haven't been to the other store yet, though.

[05:46] GG: Maybe there's somebody in there.

[06:01] UU: i sUppose there coUld be... *she's not very hopeful from the way Mituna had talked to that one person who kept trying to calm him down, though* yoU don't think... we might have to hUrt one of them first?

[06:06] GG: *thinks for a moment, feeling some of her motivation start to slip now* I hope not... *sighs* We'd probably have to. They're too darned accommodating.

[06:07] GG: *pulls the chair out from the desk to plop down on it, leaving her lap open for if callie wanted to sit as well*

[06:09] UU: *she's thinking now* if we coUld jUst figUre oUt something else that's important aboUt this place... get past all those fUdging red herrings and whatnot...

[06:11] GG: Alright, okay. Let's see. *tries to recall the other potentially useful information she's gotten* It's about... facing... accepting. What did she say...

[06:13] GG: There was something about accepting the past. The church is about guilt and regret.

[06:31] UU: what do yoU think that all means, then?

[06:48] UU: .

[06:54] GG: I'm not sure... *looks up as if the ceiling has the answer* Maybe it's... just right there... Take it at face value. Something I never do. *glares at the ceiling now* I always look for some stupid underlying meaning.

[06:58] UU: *blinks a few times* i'm not sUre i follow... we need to accept oUr pasts? or do the opposite?

[06:59] GG: The former. Do exactly what she said. There's nothing we can do about what's happened already. We can try to make up for it, but we can't change it. *sighs* No matter how much we want to.

[06:59] UU: i sUppose...

[07:00] UU: bUt will that help Us get oUt of here?

[07:00] GG: I don't know. *closes her eyes and takes of her glasses in order to put her hands on her face*

[07:01] UU: ... are yoU all right?

[07:02] GG: Yeah. I'm fine. *looks down at the book again*

[07:02] GG: It isn't easy having your major flaws thrown in your face like that.

[07:03] UU: oh... yes, of coUrse. i Understand.

[07:04] UU: *Callie feels bad for not having been as sympathetic before. That's something she's kind of used to, personally.*

[07:05] UU: bUt... for what it's worth, i think yoU are lovely, flaws and all. no book can make that any less trUe.

[07:08] GG: *laughs a little* Thank you, sweetie. I'm sorry I'm not helping at all.

[07:08] UU: yoU've done plenty. it's difficUlt to know what to do in a time like this...

[07:17] GG: Yeah... Yeah. *thinks for a bit, then holds her arms open toward her, quietly asking for a hug. that was her other big reason for coming. she was feeling grossly lonely.*

[07:18] UU: *Callie thankfully understood what this meant, and she smiled sympathetically, moving closer to comply with arms wrapped around her friend and one hand offering gentle pets*

[07:23] GG: *sighs in the embrace, eyes closing again* Do you think I'd get in terrible trouble if I stayed here for a while?

[07:31] UU: not at all! stay as long as yoU like.

[07:38] GG: Thank you.

[07:46] UU: it's no problem. ^u^ *Callie isn't sure whether she should pull away, so she doesn't, waiting until Jane is satisfied*

[08:07] GG: *after a while, she lets go of the troll* Alright, then. I guess looking at this stuff some more couldn't hurt.

[08:09] UU: certainly not! feel free to read throUgh it.

[08:12] UU: *SUDDENLY MESSAGE FROM MITUNA*

[08:13] GG: Will do-- *will not*

[08:13] UU: hmm...

[08:13] UU: something happened, it seems.

[08:14] GG: Oh? *looks up at the screen* Oh...

[unchaineduvarovite]

-- unchainedUvarovite [UU] began pestering terraLethargum [TL] at 15:41 --

[03:41] UU: *GIMME THE DIRK I WANT THE DIRK*

[03:51] TL: [[DIRK'S BIO IS AS SUCH. He raised himself, much like Roxy did, and really has a thing for orange soda. He raps and builds robots, and is a complete dork, but pretends like he's really cool. He's had a thing for Jake for a long time, but this romantic turmoil between him and Jake, Jane and Jake, and Roxy and Dirk, was the cause of much drama during their game session. It's mostly cleared up no

[03:51] TL: w, and not much has resurfaced on Dirk's part, now that he and Jake are back together, but he is still having some issues with control. Specifically, his issues and weaknesses are controlling his friends but not always going about it directly. He pushes from the sidelines, and once that control is taken away from him, he's left with nothing. Exploiting his fears would be best, in an uncontrolla

[03:51] TL: ble environment. Furthermore, Eridan, the source of a lot of his more recent turmoil, has also been placed there, and might potentially be an added source of grief. Perhaps convincing him it's his fault Roxy is now single and that Jane is with Caliborn would be a plus: like he pushed them away from their own happiness. That is, if the fear doesn't get to him first.]]

[03:57] UU: his fears... *takes more notes, and so far she's got a vague outline of who she thinks is where based on what the book has said, aside from the obvious who is together here -- Roxy and Dave, Eridan and Dirk*

[03:57] UU: all right then... *thinks for a long moment before sighing and finally turning to Caliborn's bio*

[04:12] UU: .

[04:13] TL: [[Caliborn's bio is a lot of what Callie would most definitely know. He's a tooly tool who used to be a Cherub and gave his sister a really hard time. He still loves steak, but has discovered he can't eat it raw anymore. He has a small amount of regret for his past actions, but buries it really deep so that he never has to face it. Although he claims he hates her, he really does appreciate his

[04:13] TL: sister, so keeping the two seperated is vital. His main issue is his temper, so placing him in a land that exploits that is mandatory.]]

[04:15] UU: *jaw drops* what???

[04:17] UU: *blushes into forever, this is not what she expected*

[04:17] UU: *takes a moment to recover to type down the important stuff though*

[04:19] UU: *now who else should she look at...*

[04:19] UU: *well, there's always John*

[04:28] TL: [[WONDERBOY JOHN. He was raised by his dad, who was super into baking. His family has always been pretty stable and supportive his whole life, so he was pretty used to being comfortable. He really enjoys pranking others and will sometimes go out of his way to pull off really elaborate pranks. Unfortunately, he's a bit of a jackass and won't hesitate to say something when he thinks someone is b

[04:28] TL: eing an idiot. He's also stubborn and won't always admit when the person being the idiot is he himself. He doesn't have extreme issues with rage, but he does get annoyed easily]]

[04:32] UU: *hmm... another thing about this specific emotion. Is this the other feeling that she forgot about when the church person was talking to her? She goes ahead and types out some notes about anger with a few question marks and Caliborn and John beneath it*

[04:33] UU: *what about her good friends Tavros and Nepeta?*

[04:42] TL: [[Tavros it talks about how he had a rough time growing up because Vriska would constantly pick on him to be more confident. Kanaya helped him out by encouraging him to name his self confidence so that he wouldn't put himself down all the time, and Vriska used this to make fun of him for having an "imaginary friend". His self confidence was named Rufio, and then later he met the actaul "Rufioh".

[04:42] TL: He tries to stay positive and doesn't have a lot of issues beyond not always sticking up for himself, claiming he has no self confidence when he actually has a lot. He's a very beaten down soul, and reminding him of why he's so beaten down won't be hard.]]

-- unchainedUvarovite [UU] is now an idle chum! --

[05:43] TL: [[Nepeta, on the otherhand, was a different story. She was level headed, and always had a strong support system with Equius. She enjoys shipping, but is upset to see ships end. Isn't very active, either, in fact, this is a major flaw of hers. But forces beyond control command she be placed in a different land than what may be appropriate.]]

-- unchainedUvarovite [UU] is now an idle chum! --

-- terraLethargum [TL] is now an idle chum! --

[09:39] UU: hmm... where is she then, i wonder...

[09:40] UU: *puts them both under mystery categories for now*

[09:41] UU: i've read a bit aboUt dave in roxy's, bUt what does his own say?

[09:41] UU: *flips to Dave*

[09:52] TL: [[Dave's explains some of the same things John's did about Earth, although for Dave, he was raised by his brother, who later turned out to be his biological father. He attempts to bury his feelings by putting on a "coolkid" guise. He's not expressive of his emotions, but deep in that body of his, he's quite emotional. QUITE emotional indeed. He found his brother's body during the game and this

[09:52] TL: affected him deeply, although he never talks about it.*

[09:52] TL: *]]

[09:59] UU: *affected him deeply... there's definitely something about Roxy and Dave's bios that tells her wherever they are, it has something to do with tragic emotions. Loneliness and the loss of loved ones... It's some kind of sadness, to be sure. She makes a note*

[10:02] UU: *let's see... who else? well, Jade is a good friend, too*

[10:18] TL: [[Jade grew up by herself after her grandfather passed away after an...unfortunate accident. However, she made the best of her situation. She is strong willed and resourceful, but because of her independence it makes her stubborn and easily stressed when facing situations alone that are not so easily resolved. As a result, she should be placed in an uncontrollable situation, where she has to wa

[10:18] TL: tch things crash around her without being able to do a single thing to stop it.]]

[10:19] UU: hmm.... *jots jade under the mystery category too*

[10:34] UU: .

[10:39] UU: *checks the Rose entry to make things even*

[10:45] TL: [[Sweet deal, a whole set of kids. Rose grew up with her mother, whom she was in a constant passive-aggressive battle with, or so she believed. She had interests in lovecraft and horror terrors, and although she was initially a go-getter, that eventually died down once she was on the meteor, where she wasted away, imbibing alcohol in an attempt to get closer to her mother. She basically did a 1

[10:45] TL: 80 with how active she was. As a result it may be good to place her in a relaxed land, although results may be unpredictable.]]

[10:51] UU: ... i see...

[10:51] UU: more of this complacency.

[11:26] UU: ... *suddenly thinks about her clowny darlings*

[11:26] UU: *blushus and looks up Gamzee first*

-- terraLethargum [TL] is now an idle chum! --

[11:40] UU: .

[12:36] TL: [[Your clowny darlings are wonderful. Uncle Gamzee has had an interesting life. His lusus was never around, and he used to eat sopor all the time, which kept him happy, but was a way for him to avoid his problems. No one else really liked him, and even his own moirail kind of didn't like him much. He had his religion destroyed by Dave, who showed him an ICP video (the book contains a URL next

[12:36] TL: to this. If callie were to type in the URL it would come up with this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs ) It also has a warning in red to watch at your own risk. It's pretty awful. ANYWHO, Gamzee murdered Nepeta and Equius soon after, and aided in the downfall of everyone else, but at the same time t

[12:36] TL: ook care of the cherubs. It's unclear what his intentions were in everything he did, about whether he was working to stop lord english or whether he was working for him. But at any rate, Gamzee now is full of fear of the past repeating and also of how everyone thinks of him, making this a good weakness to exploit.]]

[12:41] UU: .... :U!!!

[12:41] UU: he... what?

[12:42] UU: *she stares at this entry for a long time before she finally can't anymore. She scoots her chair away from the computer and stands, not bothering to take notes, and goes to her bed*

[unchaineduvarovite]

[11:06] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] began pestering unchainedUvarovite [UU] at 23:06 -- [11:07] TA: hey [11:07] TA: 5orry abou7 7ha7 [11:07] TA: we ju57 ge7 really 57upid 5ome7ime5 [11:07] TA: e5pecially when we don7 under57and 7hing5 we 5hould [11:07] TA: u ok [11:08] UU: oh... it's all right. [11:09] TA: i feel like 7ha75 7he halfie57 of half 7ru7h5 lol [11:09] UU: this place is frUstrating for all of Us, i'm sUre. [11:10] TA: well yeah [11:10] UU: i'm jUst trying to help... [11:10] TA: i know [11:10] TA: 5ollux wa5 ju57 7rying 7o make you under57and [11:10] TA: bu7 i75 hard when you don7 fully under57and your5elf [11:12] UU: yes, well. [11:14] TA: 5orry he wa5 a bi7 [11:14] TA: rough [11:14] TA: we ge7 7ha7 way 5ome7ime5 [11:14] UU: don't apologize for him. [11:16] TA: im no7 [11:16] TA: kind of [11:17] TA: okay a li77le bi7 yeah [11:18] UU: i don't know how i coUld have helped, anyhow. [11:18] UU: i coUldn't presUme to Understand, and i jUst keep asking pointless qUestions. [11:20] TA: wow okay [11:20] TA: i don7 7hink 7here5 really a poin7le55 que57ion when i7 come5 7o here [11:20] TA: or wha7 7he fuck we 5aw [11:20] TA: 5hi7 i5 weird [11:22] UU: of coUrse there is... i'm jUst wasting more time. [11:23] UU: perhaps i oUght to give this book to jane. i'm nowhere near as good at solving mysteries as she is. [11:23] UU: she oUght to have it all deciphered lickety-split! [11:23] TA: yeah wha7ever [11:23] TA: i 7hink youre doing a pre77y awe5ome job [11:24] TA: le75 be hone57 i don7 have 7he a77en7ion 5pan for 7ha7 and i don7 even know where 7o begin lol [11:25] TA: be5ide5 who care5 [11:25] TA: youre mo7herfucking 7roll 5herlock [11:25] TA: you have 7hi5 in 7he proverbial bag [11:25] TA: you ju57 5ound fru57ra7ed a5 fuck or 5ome7hin [11:25] UU: i appreciate that, bUt i'm sUre jane is really more deserving of that title. [11:26] UU: even the troll part. i'm sUre she Understands trolls better than i even do. [11:26] TA: i really don7 give a flying 5hi7beam of a fuck lmao [11:26] TA: why doe5 i7 even ma77er [11:27] UU: becaUse this is important, of coUrse! [11:27] UU: i really don't feel comfortable being left to piece all this together myself. [11:28] TA: wow plea5e enligh7en me on 7he impor7ance of comparing one5elf 7o 5omeone el5e in an a77emp7 7o make my exi57ence all 7he more mi5erable [11:28] TA: my hearduc75 are yearning for i7 [11:28] TA: oh [11:28] TA: i gue55 i could 7ry 7o help [11:29] UU: really? [11:30] TA: 5ure why 7he fuck no7 [11:30] UU: if yoU're sUre... [11:30] UU: i sUppose that coUld be okay. [11:30] TA: 5wee7 [11:30] TA: 8) [11:31] UU: ^u^ [11:32] TA: al5o [11:32] TA: i know wha7 i75 like [11:32] UU: what? [11:32] TA: 7o feel kind of wor7hle55 [11:33] UU: oh... [11:33] TA: bu7 comparing your5elf 7o o7her5 i5 ju57 going 7o make 7ha7 wor5e [11:33] UU: i'm not trying to... [11:34] UU: i jUst don't want to slow everyone down. [11:34] TA: yeah bu7 [11:34] TA: youve made 7he mo57 progre55 lol [11:34] TA: wi7hou7 your find we'd ju57 be hanging around wi7h 7humb5 up our a55hole5 [11:35] TA: were ge77ing 5omewhere now and i75 7hank5 7o fucking 7roll 5herlock [11:35] TA: wow [11:35] TA: 5uch 5mar7 [11:35] TA: very knowledge [11:35] TA: much my57ery [11:35] TA: lmfao [11:36] UU: hee hee hee! [11:36] UU: i'm sUre someone woUld have foUnd it eventUally, thoUgh... [11:37] TA: yeah righ7 [11:39] TA: id 5ay keep 7hinking 7ha7 bu7 7ha75 an annoying a5 fuck 7hough7 5o don7 [11:41] UU: umu;; [11:42] TA: ba5ically fuck 7he ha7er5 [11:43] TA: 7hey go7 no bu5ine55 being in your pan [11:44] UU: the haters... [11:45] UU: i see. [11:46] UU: i will try to fUck the haters, then! [11:47] TA: hahaha good [11:47] UU: hehehe! uUu [11:48] UU: thank yoU for the advice, love. it's been well taken. [11:50] TA: youre welcome i gue55 [11:50] TA: lol [11:51] UU: i hope yoU don't mind me saying so, bUt the way yoU type reminds me of roxy a bit. it's comforting to hear from someone that reminds me of my closest friend, in a roUndaboUt sort of way. [11:53] TA: 7ha75 7ula5 moirail [11:53] TA: 5he5 pre77y fucking rad [11:54] TA: no7 on our level of radne55 bu7 5he5 up 7here [11:54] UU: ahh, yes... [11:55] UU: i'm sUre she makes for a lovely moirail for her! [11:55] TA: i gue55 5o [11:56] TA: probably [11:56] UU: i can't imagine roxy failing at anything like that. she's an exceptional friend. [11:56] TA: ill 7ake your word for i7 [11:57] TA: we don7 7alk of7en and 7he la57 7ime i 5aw her [11:57] TA: 5he wa5 7rying 7o keep eridan from ge77ing hi5 5hi7 punched in lmao [11:58] UU: what's this, then? :u [11:58] TA: when we were a7 7he 5pa [11:58] TA: he pi55ed off [11:58] TA: dirk [11:59] TA: yeah dirk [11:59] UU: oh dear... [11:59] UU: that's UnforUnate. [12:00] UU: eridan is infUriating, thoUgh, that's for certain. [12:00] TA: yeah i75 wha7ever [12:00] TA: i don7 have 7o much 7o 5ay abou7 him [12:01] UU: i coUld say a few words, bUt i'll spare yoU them. u_u;; [12:04] UU: anyhow, if there's anything that coUld be said from me that's honest, it's definitely in sUpport of roxy's character, believe me. [12:05] UU: she's been nothing bUt the trUest friend to me, even after i died! [12:10] TA: i believe you [12:10] TA: 5he 5eem5 pre77y cool [12:10] TA: and yeah [12:11] TA: 5he 5eem5 like 7he 7ype [12:11] UU: i'm glad yoU do. ^u^ [12:13] TA: im glad i remind you of her [12:14] TA: 7hi5 place ha5 every7hing excep7 7ho5e clo5e57 7o u5 [12:14] TA: 5o 7ake wha7 you can ge7 [12:17] UU: yes, well... i hate to think of it like that, as if yoU're simply a stand-in for someone else! yoU're perfectly wonderfUl all on yoUr own. [12:17] TA: ehehehe 7hank5 [12:19] TA: youre pre77y ba75hi7 awe5ome your5elf bu7 im almo57 5ure i 7old you 7ha7 already [12:19] UU: :U! [12:19] UU: maybe not in those exact words! [12:19] UU: bUt thank yoU, too. [12:25] TA: ehehehe [12:30] TA: alrigh7 [12:30] TA: im gonna go 7ake a nap or 5ome7hing [12:30] UU: all right, then! [12:30] UU: i sUppose i oUght to get back to work, anyhow. [12:31] UU: ta, darling! [12:31] TA: good luck [12:31] TA: 5eeya calliepop [12:31] UU: <kisses!> [12:31] -- unchainedUvarovite [UU] ceased pestering trojanAbstruse [TA] at 00:31 --