because shut up.

Your name is John Egbert. You are nineteen years old, and six years ago, you entered a game named Sburb with your three best friends. You have won the game, except...not quite?

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[07:31] AG: *Vriska's doing her normal rounds around the ship, making sure everyone is still alive and hopefully not throwing up or anything else that newbies to ships might expirence when she hears something vaugely familiar coming from the kitchen area. she makes her way over, remembering that soundtrack from that one movie that Eridan made her watch a while ago, grinning a little as she walks in, but her grin quickly fades as she sees John inside, crossing her arms with a BBBBT face as she stands in the doorway*

[07:34] EB: *John was only hearing the movie- the first Pirates of the Caribean, his attention focused on an apple he was attempting to peel in one go. His concentration breaks when he spots the pouty-looking Vriska entering the kitchen, and he looks up with a mildly surprised face.*

[07:34] EB: oh, hey! what's up?

[07:37] AG: *squints at him even more and makes her way inside, taking a seat at a table and crosses her legs, leaning forward to hand/chin against the table, still squinting at him the whole time* So. How long have you known a8out that lusus we have on 8oard?

[07:40] EB: *his face instantly changes into a slightly shocked expression. he hadn't expected her to actually reprimand him about this.* oh, uh... um.

[07:40] EB: kind of...ever since tavros put it in his sylladex.

[07:44] AG: *blinks heavily* He. Stuck a lusus in his sylladex. *brings her hand up from her chin to rub her forehead, letting out a huge sigh and mumbles half to herself* I cannont /8elieve/ that fucker. *looks back to John* Has it 8een 8ehaving?........And fuck, I can't 8elieve I never even SAW it down here, what the hell.

[07:47] EB: *he's not that impressed, seeing he's seen jade stick planets in her own sylladex. He's a little less nervous, seeing vriska wasn't yelling or anything, so he's able to resume his work and talk casually.* it's pretty quiet, actually. i think the only time it got loud was when the kraken monster thing was about to attack us, so it kind of worked as an alarm for me!

[07:51] AG: *laughs a little, though it's a bit humorless* Holy shit. I never once thought in my life that I'd have a fucking lusus on a ship with me-well, an alive one, at least. 8ut hey, did you ever think to inform me that we have a new mem8er on the ship???????? *leans back in her chair, crossing her arms with a fake pout* I thought you were mostly on my side in this rel8ionship, John.

[07:55] EB: *he laughs at the relationship comment, imagining how mortified eridan would be to hear it like that. he places the clean apple in a plate, and after doing so, he does his best fake-offended face.* vriska serket, are you guilt-tripping me??

[07:59] AG: I a8solutly AM guilt-tripping you, John Eg8ert!!!!!!!! *grins at him and jabs a thumb at herself* Now Tavros has the upper-hand 8ecause he outsmarted me, and I'll pro8a8ly neeeeeeeever hear the end of it. Thanks, John, you've doomed me.

[08:03] EB: *a cocky grin* always happy to doom you, dear friend. isn't nice to lose every once in a while??

[08:06] AG: Psh, heeeeeeeell no. Not against him, at least. *raises an eyebrow at him* You know how 8ad Tavros can fucking get when he gets full of himself. *shudders and shakes her head* Ugh.

[08:07] EB: *he squints, remembering the first time he met him at the ship. Ah, what a tool.* ...ok, that is actually a very good point.

[08:07] EB: but you can control that, right?

[08:13] AG: Hmmmmmmmm........I guess! I'm pretty good at twisting stuff he says around to get him even 8etter than he got me........*that's not really true, she just likes to think she can. she can't just snap her fingers and embarrass him like she can Eridan when he gets a little out of hand. this boy got SASS* 8uuuuuuuut no actual control right now. That's........still a kinda touchy su8ject I'm guessing.

[08:14] EB: touchy? how so, isn't that a normal kismesis thing? like powerplay and stuff?

[08:17] AG: *laughs a little* Yeah, kind of! 8ut uh........Last time I did that I kind of. Had him kill me. *pauses and purses her lips, then shrugs sharply before speaking again* Plus that's not all that fair, too 8e honest! If I just used that power all the time, he'd have no way of ever winning against me and that would 8e soooooooo 8ooooooooring!

[08:23] EB: *blinks a bit. oh, whoops, she already had talked to him about this.* oh. right, uh...how about letting some time pass so that it isn't a touchy subject and then use your powers every now and then?

[08:23] EB: and not even all of them, just enough for him to try and ressist them?

[08:29] AG: *oh snap, she'd never thought of just not using her powers full force before*........You know, that might actually 8e pretty funny. I can see it now, he'd pro8a8ly start getting cocky again 8ecause they're not working on him like normal, and I'll let it go on like that for a little while, then 8AM, I'll just shut him up. *griiiiins evily* Ooooooooh man, that would REALLY annoy the hell out of him.

[08:29] AG: >BBBB)

[08:30] EB: *he slices up the apple with a little grin* see? you've got an awesome trick to try now. you are welcome, by the way.

[08:35] AG: *waves him off* Yeah yeah, thanks a lot. *gets up to grab an apple that hasn't been peeled yet and sits back down with it, taking a chunk out* So. *chew chew* Has Eridan given you any trou8le since you showed up? And it is totally cool if you tattle on him, I don't care one 8it.

[08:39] EB: *begins to eat the apple he had been slicing* surprisingly enough, not really! i think he just didn't mind as soon as he saw that i didn't ever try to mess things up.

[08:42] AG: Heh, gooooooood. *keeps on chewing* To 8e honest, I was starting to get a little worried there 8ecause he looked preeeeeeeetty pissed! 8ut I think I managed to convince him to go easy on you. >:::;)

[08:45] EB: *le squint* you didn't use any mind control to get this, did you??

[08:48] AG: *le squint right on back* John, come on. It's not THAT hard to get what I want without using my powers! All I had to do was give him this face-*extremely over the top pouty/frown/eyelash batting combo face*-and just like that he practically melted right in my hands.

[08:52] EB: *he snorts so hard at the face- he then proceeds to cover his own face in the most dramatic display* oh my god, i can get why he melted! it's just like that one scene from raiders of the lost ark!

[08:54] AG: *John you shit. luckily for him, Vriska doesn't get it* W8, what scene? Was there a pretty girl like me that melts the hearts of everyone around her????????

[08:55] EB: *oh, poor sweet and inocent vriska. you walked right into this one.* yes! her stunning self melted all the men around her, and it was awesome.

[08:57] AG: *gaaaaaaaaasps* Oh wow, that DEFINITELY sounds like me then. *nods and flips her hair a little, taking another bite out of her apple*

[09:00] EB: *containing laughter so hard now, you don't even know. pirates of the caribean plays in the distance, and he retrieves the ipad to see what scene it even was in.* whoa, it's already here?? peeling apples sure is a waste of time.

[09:03] AG: Hm? *she'd forgotten that she heard something familiar on her way over here and gets up again to walk over and look at the screen* Oh, I KNEW it! I was trying to figure out what this was from just the sounds, and I was right! *glances over to give him a grin* Appropri8 choice of film, John.

[09:08] EB: *he grins right back* i know, right? i downloaded a bunch of pirate-themed movies for the trip, and i watch them whenever dangerous shit isn't going on.

[09:11] AG: Good idea! *watches the screen as she thinks* You know, as fancy of a ship this is and for having violet 8lood colors all over it-*shakes her head, because she's never going to be over how over the top this ship is* we haven't 8een attacked NEARLY as much as I thought we would.

[09:13] EB: oh, come on. we got attacked by a bunch of trolls and then a fucking kraken tried to wreck the ship, woman!

[09:14] AG: Meh, I've seen worse happen. *glances over again* You're not scared of some trolls and a sea monster, are you?

[09:16] EB: no, i just happen to value my life and comfort, thank you very much.

[09:17] AG: *snorts* That 8n't what the pir8 life is a8out, h8 to 8r8k it to you!

[09:22] EB: le sign! well, at the very least we don't actually eat and work like pirates do. this ship is pretty great in that sense.

[09:25] AG: Heh, yeah it is. Steady sailing, decent food, a nice, 8ig, comfy 8ed........Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have it 8etter on here than I do in my own damn hive.

[09:27] EB: hehe, are you considering moving, perhaps??

[09:30] AG: ........Perhaaaaaaaaps! Though I don't think Eridan would let me 8ecome a squater in his own ship.

[09:33] EB: you can just make the evil face from a minute ago and he would even let you sell the ship for all i know.

[09:34] AG: Yeeeeeeees, I could do tha-!........*squints*........EVIL????????!

[09:37] EB: ....uh--*quick quick think of something--*-- i mean, it's so charming it's even evil! faces are not allowed to be that great!

[09:39] AG: ........*squints EVEN HARDER*........*but then she laughs and shoves him a little* You're a fucking asshole, that's not what you meant AT ALL.

[09:41] EB: that's so what i--pfft! i so meant it!

[09:43] AG: Uh huh, suuuuuuuure! You can't hide 8ehind your earth movies that I've never seen 8efore! Oh! I know, I'll just go watch it myself sometime so I can get your stupid reference!!!!!!!! Raiders of the........the something lost........

[09:45] EB: the lost cause.

[09:46] AG: Raiders of the Lost Cause. *nods* You think I won't remem8er it, 8ut I will! And you'll 8e in soooooooo much trou8le when I do watch it!

[09:49] EB: *he scoffs* first you'll have to find it! it's so rare some even rumor it doesn't exist!

[09:51] AG: Oh I'll find it. I have my ways. *but oh no sweating internally, WHAT IF IT'S TRUE????????*

[10:07] EB: i dare you to try, serket. tell me when you find it. *griiiiin*

[10:10] AG: 8elieve me, I will. *glare/grin combo. ur in trouble, mister*

[10:12] EB: *he laughs a little, but WHAT IS HE LAUGHING ABOUT?? nobody knows... he then glances at the movie still playing in the small screen* right, then i await with bated breath. want to finish watching this with me or something?

[10:14] AG: *takes a bite out of the apple she still has becase she forgot about it during all that glaring* Sure! I dou8t we have any impending doom that I need to worry a8out on deck, so I can spare some time!

[10:44] EB: alright, then. you don't need a run on what happened up to this point, right??

[10:48] AG: Noooooooope! I've actually seen this one before!

[10:55] EB: cool then! hey, do you think i could find a microwave if i search hard enough? i kinda want some now. *even though he's still picking at his apples bc this is just not moviefood*

[10:56] AG: Heh, I dou8t it. 8ut hey, the owner of this ship is almost constantly eating, so I wouldn't 8e TOO surprised if he did manage some way to get a microwave to work.

[10:58] EB: ((omygod * i kinda want some popcorn. not microwaves, god what is wrong with me today))

[10:58] EB: if i do find one it would probably work on...willpower, not electricity. that's how strong eridan's hunger is.

[11:09] AG: *LAUGHS* Pro8a8ly!!!!!!!! Oh, w8 here a sec. *disappears out of the room, probably to go hassle a certain someone that she suspects has a bag of popcorn stuffed away in his sylladex somewhere, ignoring all demands of an explanation. gets back to the room and holds up the bag like ta-daaaaa, and starts digging around some cupboards* Ok, there's apparently a thing in here that'll........This thing!

[11:09] AG: *pulls out a,,,battery operated popcorn maker because those things totally exist right. stares at the thing, then at the bag, then shrugs because she has no idea how to work this thing and just tears open the bag, dumping everything into the machine and hits some buttons*

[11:13] EB: *yes these things exist in here right now, they are wonderful. then john stares, horrified at the way vriska attempted to do the popcorn. he half-expects the machine to explode, and so he gets up and snags it away before vriska can hit the final button* wait up, you're going to kill us!!

[11:13] EB: that is NOT how you do popcorn!

[11:16] AG: UUUUUUUUGH. *DROPS the empty bag over her shoulder with the loudest sigh ever and a really dramatic eyeroll for added effect as well* I'm not going to KILL us, holy shit. 8ut fine! Do it YOUR way if you think it's soooooooo much 8etter!

[11:20] EB: *he groans before managing to open the microwave to dump all the contents into a trash-bin-- if he just made them like that, they'd probably explode all over or god knows what. he's actually never made popcorn any other way. he localizes a new bag, and adds it in with the proper timing. popping can be heard rather quickly.*

[11:25] AG: *is totally glaring at the microwave thing, arms crossed and everything because she still thinks her idea was better. but HEY, at least this is working*........It smells really good.

[11:27] EB: *glances at her with a B) face as the popping keeps on getting louder and quicker* doesn't it?

[11:30] AG: *she was willing to get back to being civil, BUT NOT AFTER THAT FACE. so she just rolls her eyes and shakes her head again, deciding to go find a bowl to put all that popcorn in once it's nice and finished*

[11:32] EB: *snorts a little, finishing the rest of his forgotten apples as vriska does her thing. by the time she's back, a nice and clean beep should be heard, and a fantastic buttery smell fills the air.*

[11:34] AG: *goes ahead and pulls the bag out, glancing over at him again* Is it ok if I open this one and dump it out?! *doesn't even wait because she's just being a jerk and knows now is the time for opening and DOES IT, dumping all of it into the bowl and takes a big handful for herself*

[11:37] EB: yeah you--*just stares because wow vriska. mature.*

[11:37] EB: --can.

[11:38] AG: *grins while she munches away, holding the bowl out to him*

[11:38] EB: *rolls his eyes, but reaches for a handful*

[11:42] AG: *keeps on grinning and goes to sit back down at her seat, taking the popcorn with her* 8ring the movie over here!

[11:43] EB: *he rolls his eyes again, but with a little grin.* aye aye, captain! *and then they watched the movie uvu*

[11:45] -- arachnoGolden [AG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[11:48] -- etherBemist [EB] ceased pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 23:48 --

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[07:34] -- etherBemist [EB] began pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 19:34 --

[07:34] EB: hey, dude!

[07:34] TG: yo yo

[07:34] EB: are you back from your bulletin board mission thing yet?

[07:36] TG: sure thing man

[07:36] TG: where are you

[07:37] EB: i'm on my own mission right now, remember how i said i'd probably take one?

[07:37] TG: oh man

[07:37] TG: oh dang

[07:37] TG: egberts on a mission

[07:37] TG: it must be gettin hot up in here

[07:37] TG: enemies beware

[07:38] TG: hes comin for ya

[07:38] TG: no bomb shelter can protect you now

[07:38] TG: no amount of verbal manipulation

[07:38] TG: or physical threats

[07:38] TG: can deter the master of airbending from his task

[07:38] EB: that's right, i am the blue tempest, it is me!

[07:39] TG: the crowd goes wild

[07:39] TG: their hero is here

[07:39] EB: thank you, thank you! i'll be here all night!

[07:39] TG: will you really

[07:40] EB: pssh, probably more than that!

[07:40] TG: wow lucky me

[07:41] TG: so what mission are you on

[07:42] EB: the pirate voyage, and there's actually a lot of trolls in this one.

[07:43] EB: i ended up coming over the last minute and with really little knowledge of what i was getting into because i had to be sneaky about it.

[07:44] TG: whoa wait

[07:44] TG: with vriska and eridan

[07:45] EB: that's right, they're pretty much the ones in charge around here.

[07:46] TG: ok well

[07:46] TG: how did you get eridan to let you on board

[07:47] TG: i thought he didnt like you

[07:49] EB: the thing is, he didn't really want me on board, yeah.

[07:49] EB: like, we had this chat before the trip started and he was like "bluh bluh oh yeah wwere havving this awwesome trip and you cant go" and when i asked him about it, he basically said it was because he didn't want me anywhere near vriska.

[07:50] EB: so vriska and i talked and i decided that going and showing him that nothing would happen was the best way to put him at ease!

[07:50] TG: wow

[07:50] TG: you and vriska should receive medals for good decision making

[07:50] TG: im very impressed

[07:51] TG: i think the first thing a jealous boyfriend would want is for his girlfriend to go behind his back and sneak the object of his jealousy onto his ship

[07:51] TG: to prove that she would never go behind his back with said object

[07:52] EB: gee, when you put it like that...

[07:53] EB: but uh, anyways, he was only angry for like the first minutes.

[07:53] TG: yeah he gets distracted by shiny things right

[07:54] EB: thankfully! and i haven't actually talked to vriska in all the time i've been here so i guess things are cool for now.

[07:54] TG: what have you been doing

[07:54] TG: scrubbin the decks

[07:54] TG: haulin in the mainsheet

[07:54] TG: avasting the sails

[07:54] TG: or something

[07:55] EB: or something. i got kitchen duty so i've spent a lot of time in the kitchen cabin.

[07:55] TG: uh where exactly are you guys going

[07:56] EB: beats me, all i know is we're looking for some sort of weapon?

[07:56] TG: not again

[07:57] EB: i know, but...it hasn't been like last time at all.

[07:57] TG: does that mean no ridiculous pirate costumes

[07:57] TG: because im not paying to watch you horse around in regular clothing

[07:57] TG: not that im watching you horse around

[07:57] TG: but im imagining you horsing around

[07:58] TG: not that im paying for it either

[07:58] TG: but im just saying

[07:59] EB: hehe, you can't take your mind off me it seems.

[08:00] TG: i can stop whenever i want

[08:01] EB: don't hold back, i insist!

[08:04] EB: but anyways, about the clothes. vriska and eridan have these totally fancy and poofy clothes, like right out of pirate movies.

[08:04] EB: everyone else just sort of went with what they found, there's actually a lot of clothes on the cabins in the ship.

[08:04] TG: of course they fuckin do

[08:08] EB: and wouldn't you believe it, eridan's outfit is full of jewels.

[08:09] TG: if he falls overboard hes going to drown

[08:12] EB: nah, the gills will probably save him if it comes to that. unless he forgets to use then at the very last moment i guess.

[08:13] TG: have you ever heard of the expression 'stupid enough to drown a fish'

[08:13] EB: oh my god, it finally applies.

[08:14] TG: if it happens please take a home video for our collection

[08:16] EB: you've got it, i'll have my phone ready at all times!

[08:16] EB: i could even make a vine out of this, holy shit.

[08:16] EB: it would be so grand.

[08:16] TG: dude yeah it would go viral

[08:17] TG: youd be famous

[08:17] TG: eridan would be posthumously famous

[08:18] EB: hell yeah, eridan will rocket me towards internet fame faster than a bad numa numa video!

[08:22] TG: oh my god throwback to 2008

[08:22] TG: anyway when do you think youll be back

[08:25] EB: i'm not sure, but if it drags on for too long, there's actually a transportalizer right here for emergencies.

[08:25] TG: wow thats surprisingly useful and efficient

[08:26] EB: i know, right? in one of these trips, who would've thought.

[08:27] TG: yeah usually everything is wacky and redundant and designed to fuck you over

[08:28] EB: yes, but so far everything's good. you could even say we're having...

[08:28] EB: a smooth sailing!

[08:42] TG: your pun game is over the top(sail)

[08:42] TG: you need to be stopped

[09:16] EB: but dave, not using these puns right now would be such a hardship.

[09:28] TG: ok well build a bridge and get the fuck over it mate

[09:29] EB: i will not give into this pier pressure.

[09:33] TG: are you shore because i can be pretty persuasive

[09:35] EB: i don't sea why, in all honesty.

[09:36] TG: well let me shoal you

[09:37] TG: its because in our few brief years of living we have really gone overboard with the pun game

[09:38] EB: still, i'd say you do your delivery rather port-ly!

[09:40] TG: are you wheel-y saying what i think youre fuckin sayin to me

[09:40] TG: i cant believe you roped me into this bullship

[09:41] EB: you got into this yourshellf!

[09:49] TG: hey its knot my fault youre so damn charming

[09:49] TG: oh wait youre not

[09:51] EB: wow rude. you're so full of carp, i am way charming.

[09:52] TG: youre aboat as charming as prince charming from that shitty shrek sequel

[09:52] TG: ok that was a low blow im sorry

[09:53] TG: youre more charming than prince charming

[09:53] TG: but less charming than aboat anyone else

[09:53] TG: that sounds fair

[09:53] EB: jeez, i was about to get way offended over here!

[09:54] EB: but yes, you totally saved it, the balanced is restored now.

[09:56] TG: its me

[09:57] TG: im the chosen one

[09:57] TG: the avatar

[09:57] TG: master of all four elements

[09:58] EB: oh man, only four?

[09:58] EB: i'm so dissapointed, you totally forgot the best one.

[09:58] TG: whats the best one

[09:59] EB: the element of surprise. B)

[10:02] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] ceased pestering etherBemist [EB] at 22:02 --

[10:02] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering etherBemist [EB] at 22:02 --

[10:02] TG: we cant be friends anymore

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[10:04] EB: (oh man, this so means i won though.)

[10:04] EB: (and there you have it, folks!)

[10:04] TG: you didnt win shit dickstreet

[10:04] TG: this isnt over

[10:04] TG: board

[10:05] EB: the scores don't lie, strider! i mean, look at them.

[10:05] EB: dave strider: 0. the blue tempest: 1

[10:06] TG: more like dave strider: illuminati motherfucking infinity ass shit you cant even imagine and john egbert: 1

[10:06] EB: you're just a sore loser, but it's ok, it happens to everyone.

[10:09] TG: last time i checked i wasnt the sore one

[10:10] EB: oh my god you did not just.

[10:10] TG: oh i just

[10:12] EB: ok fine, you win this round, you dick.

[10:12] TG: haha my dick says thank you

[10:15] EB: pfft! anyways, i think i'm gonna turn in for now, but before that i must say something.

[10:15] EB: i /did/ take revenge on the hair dye thing before i went away.

[10:16] EB: so if i were you i'd be particularly careful with my hygiene products!

[10:18] TG: oh fuck

[10:18] TG: is this the token youve given me to remember you by when you go away to sea

[10:18] TG: incredible

[10:19] EB: i know, i am so thoughtful!

[10:20] EB: have fun discovering what i did exactly, ehehehe.

[10:20] TG: yeah its gonna be my own personal sideplot

[10:20] TG: adventures of a fuckwit

[10:22] EB: tell me all about it by the time i'm back!

[10:22] TG: sure ill write it all down in a diary for my little sailor boy

[10:22] TG: sail away davy jones sail away

[10:23] EB: that's the spirit, i knew you had it in you.

[10:24] TG: yeah yeah go jack off with an egg beater

[10:25] EB: pfft, love you too! 

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[06:32] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering etherBemist [EB] at 18:32 --

[06:33] TG: if i dont come back tonight tell my boyfriend i filled his shampoo bottle with blue dye

[06:33] EB: oh my god, you shit!

[06:34] TG: hahaha

[06:34] TG: smoother than an oil slick

[06:35] EB: there may or may not be revenge for this. but first i must ask, come back from where?

[06:35] TG: an incredibly dangerous mission to the hostile planet earth

[06:36] EB: oohh, is it a thing from the bulletin board?

[06:37] TG: yup

[06:37] TG: and terezi cant spell texas

[06:37] TG: or houston

[06:39] EB: the perks of being blind, i'd suppose.

[06:40] TG: yes the perks of being blind are getting to spell words wrong differently each time

[06:40] TG: anyway i should be back pretty soon

[06:41] EB: okay, have fun in texas then!

[06:41] TG: but be a good boy and if you use the shampoo it wont really show up cause your hairs too dark

[06:41] TG: but just a fashion tip its really punk rock to have blue hair

[06:42] EB: haha, i won't even touch that shampoo, thank you for telling me.

[06:42] EB: oh and by the way! maybe by the time you get back we can move out of the palace, i talked to eridan earlier.

[06:43] TG: what does eridan have to do with it

[06:44] EB: none of the empresses were online so i figured i'd ask him if we were meant to stay. he's under the impression that he's second in command so i might as well humor him.

[06:45] TG: and he said we could go

[06:45] TG: thats not surprising

[06:47] EB: not really! but yeah, it's a thing now, we can go whenever.

[06:47] TG: sweet

[06:47] TG: lets pack our bags

[06:48] TG: just kidding we carry everything we need with us in a mysterious pocket dimension

[06:49] EB: bless the sylladex, heh.

[06:50] EB: anyways, i think i'll see about doing a bulletin work before or after leaving, i feel like it could be fun.

[06:54] TG: choose wisely my son

[06:54] TG: all right deuces for now

[06:55] EB: stay safe and tell terezi i said hi!

[07:04] TG: sure thing bro

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[12:51] -- etherBemist [EB] began pestering corpseAnnotator [CA] at 12:51 --

[12:51] EB: hello, dude!

[12:55] CA: oh its you

[12:55] CA: wwhat do you need

[12:57] EB: sheesh, good to see you too, fishydude.

[12:58] EB: but anyways, i just wanted to check up on you since we haven't talked in forever!

[01:01] CA: oh yeah i guess wwe havvent

[01:02] EB: don't tell me you still find me terrifying or something. :(

[01:03] CA: wwhat no youre not scary at all wwhy the fuck wwould i find you terrifyin in the least

[01:09] EB: beats me, you were the one who said so in some conversation we had long ago.

[01:11] EB: i will forever wonder what exactly about me is so intimidating!

[01:20] CA: wwhatevver it wwas old me wwas sorely wwrong

[01:20] CA: youre about as least intimidatin as they come

[01:21] EB: we're talking about a you from probably a few months ago, does that even classify as old??

[01:22] CA: uh yeah past is past

[01:23] CA: evven yesterday wwould be classified as old you

[01:23] CA: not that you change much evver

[01:23] CA: me though im alwways changin an gettin more powwerful wwith each step

[01:24] EB: uh-huh, surely you wake up everyday with all sorts new knowledge and power.

[01:25] EB: is it a troll thing, or a fish thing? or an eridan thing?

[01:26] CA: its entirely just me because im far different than the others as youvve no doubt figured out by this point

[01:29] EB: oh, so you're the superiour being here?

[01:29] EB: *superior

[01:32] CA: wwell yeah havvent wwe established that like AGES ago

[01:34] EB: you mean like when you bloated your face with ice cream and then puked it all out?

[01:36] CA: FUCK you i could handle all the ice cream noww if i wwanted to

[01:36] CA: ivve been basically trainin since then

[01:39] EB: does this mean you spend your free time stuffing yourself with ice cream?

[01:40] EB: and just so you can prove a point to me? i am so flattered!

[01:42] CA: NO

[01:42] CA: fuck no thats not wwhat it means at all

[01:43] EB: don't be shy eridan, i know it's not an easy thing to admit!

[01:46] EB: but i so understand, it's okay.

[01:46] CA: i havve NOTHIN to ADMIT

[01:46] CA: wwhy wwould you understand havve you been stuffin YOUR face wwith ice cream

[01:47] EB: no, i actually haven't been training in that aspect at all.

[01:47] EB: which is something you just admitted you were doing, ehehehe.

[01:48] CA: fuck you john fuck you alwways

[01:49] EB: i also enjoy our conversations very much, eridan.

[01:50] EB: oh, wait a second, i just recalled something i wanted to ask.

[01:52] CA: wwhat is it

[01:53] EB: are we allowed to leave the palace whenever we want?

[01:55] CA: yeah theres sevveral others that havve already left an i knoww theres more to come

[01:57] EB: okay, cool! dave and i were discussing going back to earth a little while ago so i was just wondering if it was ok.

[01:57] EB: what are you going to do though, are you staying here?

[01:59] CA: feh no vvris an i wwill be sailin across the seas seekin out clues an fortune

[01:59] CA: an no you cant come

[02:00] EB: wow, rude!

[02:01] EB: you have deeply hurt my feelings.

[02:04] CA: i dont givve a shit about your lameass feelins

[02:06] EB: but we're friends, and friends do not just kick other friends out of their cool pirate adventures without good reason, don't you think?

[02:07] CA: i dont wwant you around because i just dont wwhy do i gotta havve a reason for you

[02:07] EB: because we're friends? duh?

[02:08] EB: if it has to do with ice cream theft i promise i will keep my hands to myself, it's not like i ever actually did it.

[02:14] CA: its got nothin to do wwith that anymore thats old newws

[02:15] EB: okay, then what is it?

[02:15] CA: its none a your goddamned business

[02:17] EB: don't you think it's kind of a dick move to talk about some cool trip you're having, saying that i can't come before i even asked, and then denying me a good reason to back off?

[02:18] EB: you honestly just got me asking just because you were so quick to say no, dude.

[02:20] CA: fine do you really need a fuckin answwer

[02:20] CA: i knoww you still got eyes for vvris an i dont trust you around her

[02:22] EB: uh, newsflash. i have a boyfriend.

[02:22] CA: that doesnt mean shit

[02:24] EB: yes it does, it means i'm already in a relationship and i'll have you know that i don't cheat.

[02:25] EB: and even if i wasn't in one, vriska IS in one with you, and i respect that because she's my friend and she can date whoever she wants!

[02:26] EB: you're also my friend and i wouldn't do something as dickish as stealing her from you or whatever because she's YOUR girlfriend. :/

[02:27] CA: so you wwant me to just take you for your wword on this

[02:27] EB: yes, trusting me would be pretty nice too.

[02:28] CA: are you really that fuckin cut up about me not wwantin you around on this trip

[02:29] EB: well, it's not about the ship as much as it is about you not wanting me around anywhere just because vriska is there.

[02:35] CA: yeah sure john sure

[02:36] CA: youre just jealous wwe get to go on a cool advventure wwithout you an you dont get to be around vvris like you do doubt wwanted

[02:38] EB: groan. sure, that must be it, because my explanation just now didn't amount to anything at all.

[02:40] EB: look, just keep in mind that i already had my chance with vriska and it didn't work. you're both my friends and i have no reason to get between you.

[02:42] CA: ugh wwhatevver i still dont wwant you around

[02:46] EB: ok, i got that. i'll get offline for now but at least read over the things i wrote, they were all true.

[02:46] EB: see you soon, dude!

[02:47] -- etherBemist [EB] ceased pestering corpseAnnotator [CA] at 14:47 --

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[05:38] -- etherBemist [EB] began pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 17:38 --

[05:38] EB: hi vriska!

[05:38] AG: Hey, Joooooooohn!!!!!!!!

[05:39] EB: what have you been up to? i think i didn't even get to see you at last week's party!

[05:41] AG: Not a whole lot. I've just 8een kinda recovering from all that dream shit, and that's pretty much it.

[05:42] EB: hmm, i see. and speaking of that, how are things with eridan? last time we talked you said he was awful to you while we were away or something like that...

[05:43] AG: Oh, well........

[05:43] AG: Turns out that wasn't even him!

[05:44] AG: It was just the dream or whatever messing with me.

[05:45] EB: a-ha, then it looks lke i was right about that after all!

[05:46] AG: Yeeeeeees, yes you were, no need to ru8 it in!

[05:47] EB: what, nobody's rubbing anything in.

[05:47] EB: not even the fact that i was, oh, you know. right. B)

[05:47] EB: i am just pointing it out, no biggie!

[05:48] AG: John!!!!!!!! Goddamn it!!!!!!!!

[05:48] AG: ANYWAY, what a8out you? What have YOU 8een up to?

[05:50] EB: i am currently in the middle of my adventures in getting better- i've been a little sick.

[05:50] EB: which was the reason i was at last week's party for like half an hour. :/

[05:52] AG: Wow, John. You got sick?

[05:52] AG: How'd you manage THAT????????

[05:58] EB: well uh. i guess i ate something bad?

[05:59] EB: we can leave it at that, because the rest of this story involves some long trips to the restroom.

[05:59] EB: and i am guessing you don't want to know about that.

[05:59] AG: ........Ok. Yeah.

[05:59] AG: No you're right.

[05:59] AG: Consider it dropped.

[05:59] EB: yeah, i thought so too.

[06:00] EB: but anyways, i'm all good now! and pretty excited about tomorrow, too!

[06:00] AG: What's tomorrow? >::::O

[06:01] EB: halloween, which was actually the theme for the party!

[06:01] EB: well, besides all the different types of smooching i guess.

[06:01] EB: but i'm surprised, don't you guys have halloween?

[06:02] AG: Nah, we don't. We didn't start cele8r8ing it until the last time it came around, 8ecause of you humans.

[06:02] AG: I gotta say, though, I think I like it!

[06:03] EB: hell yes you do! i mean, scary stuff, costumes, free food. what's not to love?

[06:04] AG: I know, right?! I'm glad we're all still friends with you guys, 8ecause this is one really cool event!

[06:06] EB: and i am glad we get to have a whole other culture celebrating it, hehe. did you get a costume for the party?

[06:08] AG: I did! I was looking up stuff a8out Spiderman a while ago and I stum8led across some other superheroes you guys have too.

[06:08] AG: Aaaaaaaand I found the next coolest one, right after Spiderman.

[06:09] AG: The 8lack Widow. >:::;)

[06:09] AG: So I was her!

[06:11] EB: wow, that's actually really fitting... oh my god were you the 2012 avengers version.

[06:11] AG: Hell yeah. >::::D

[06:14] EB: ...ok, that is pretty much the best outfit you could've chosen.

[06:15] AG: I know, right? I thought so, too.

[06:15] AG: What were you?

[06:16] EB: ohh, man. i pulled out this ghostbusters suit that was so cool! i even had it customized so that i could have a name-tag and some googles, it was so awesome.

[06:17] AG: Ghost8usters?

[06:18] EB: wait. you don't know ghostbusters?

[06:19] AG: Noooooooope!

[06:22] EB: i didn't ever tell you about it??

[06:22] AG: That's what "nope" usually means, John.

[06:23] EB: but it's not possible, not even my doomed self said anything about it??

[06:23] EB: it's SO important!

[06:23] AG: Ugh, I don't know! He might have 8ut I just don't remem8er!

[06:23] AG: Jeeeeeeeez, is it really THAT important????????

[06:24] EB: it's only one of my favorite movies since childhood!!

[06:25] EB: this is bad. this is really bad. we need to fix this soon!

[06:25] AG: Oh my god, everyone is throwing movies at me to watch, holy shit.

[06:26] AG: 8ut fine, the last couple of times you threw movies at me, the results were awesome, so I'll trust you this time.

[06:26] EB: hehe, i am glad you trust my judgement, as it must be.

[06:27] EB: but who else has thrown movies your way anyways? :O

[06:28] AG: Eridan said he is going to force me to watch all the........Harry Potter? Movies????????

[06:28] AG: And that there's seven of them.

[06:28] AG: SEVEN.

[06:29] EB: pfft! i hate to break it to you, but there are actually eight.

[06:30] AG: Oh my god.

[06:30] EB: book seven was so long the movie people broke it off in two movies!

[06:30] AG: That should pro8a8ly make me feel 8etter, 8ecause hey, 8, 8ut it doesn't.

[06:31] EB: you're in for a treat, though. they're pretty good.

[06:32] AG: Psh, I'll 8elieve it when I see it.

[06:39] EB: heh, ok. and hey, i just remembered something!

[06:40] AG: Oh yeah? What is it?

[06:42] EB: it kept slipping my mind, but jake said he would like to talk to you, so you should be expecting a message soon!

[06:43] AG: Oh!!!!!!!! I just talked to him last night!

[06:45] EB: about his cool new job in alternus and stuff?

[06:46] AG: Yeah! He's going to do some kind of knowledge exchange with us trolls when we go sailing together!

[06:46] AG: Help him get started and shit.

[06:47] EB: wow, what's this about sailing?

[06:48] AG: Oh, uuuuuuuuh.

[06:48] AG: Eridan and I are getting a crew together to go look for some kind of treasure!

[06:49] AG: Aaaaaaaaand Jake's gonna come, along with a few others so far!

[06:51] EB: haha, did you guys just decide you are going to set out to the sea and look for some random treasure then?

[06:52] AG: Yep, pretty much! The two of us have 8een wanting to get 8ack to sailing for a while now, so we're finally just doing it!

[06:53] AG: And you know what, fuck it. Eridan can suck it 8ecause pretty much said he doesn't want you to come along too.

[06:53] AG: So! Wanna join us anyway?

[06:55] EB: gee, i don't know! i'm not that into sea adventures but i guess i could go just to piss him off...

[06:56] EB: boy, that's really tempting. i'll think about it!

[06:57] AG: Hey now, John. The dude's got a kismesis already!

[06:57] AG: (8ut 8etween you and me, I think he used to have a little 8it of a h8crush on you! >:::;) )

[06:58] EB: wow what??

[06:58] AG: Yeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!

[06:59] AG: (8ut even MORE 8etween you and me, I think he's really jealous of you now instead!)

[07:00] EB: i don't know if i should feel flattered by the fact that eridan would see me as hatesmooching material...

[07:00] EB: and even more wow. he's jealous of me?

[07:03] AG: Yeah, I think so! He keeps getting really pissy every time I 8ring you up, and I THINK he might feel threatened 8ecause of how close you and I are.

[07:06] EB: that's kind of really dumb. i already have a boyfriend, so shouldn't that put him at ease?

[07:07] AG: Hey, we're talking a8out Eridan here. The guy gets jealous over the slightest things!

[07:10] EB: pfft. maybe i should go just to show him he has nothing to worry about, then.

[07:10] EB: which in turn will probably piss him off initialy so everyone wins!

[07:11] AG: Hahahaha!!!!!!!! I like the way you think!

[07:11] AG: 8ut don't tell him I told you all of that! He'd 8e soooooooo pissed, oh my god.

[07:13] EB: alright, my lips are sealed.

[07:13] EB: so tell me when you decide to sail and stuff!

[07:14] AG: Will do!

[07:14] AG: And I might keep you're descision to tag along a secret for now. >:::;)

[07:14] EB: hehe, i am the surprise guest, it is me.

[07:15] AG: And what a gr8 surprise guest you will 8e.

[07:16] AG: Now, I should pro8a8ly let him know that we have some takers and see if he's come up with anything yet!

[07:16] AG: I'll get 8ack to you soon, John!

[07:16] EB: aye aye, captain!

[07:16] AG: ::::D

[07:17] -- etherBemist [EB] ceased pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 19:17 --

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