Mad Wwhite Science Skills

An Independent Eridan RP blog. (if the text shows up weird here, hit ctrl+minus) Eridan is currently on employ of the grand empress of Alternia, and has been sent out to seek the mutantblood that threatens and taunts her throne. This brave, dashing hero looks for glory and romance on his quest for the mutantblood, and seeks highblood allies to join his cause. Temporary sidebar image by Notzilon

[caligulasarmada-blog]

ugh i had the wworst fuckin stomach thing 

im gunna take another bath an maybe just sleep another feww nights i dont feel like evven botherin wwith bein awwake 

[altricialtranscendent-blog]

wOW, oKAY,

a SIMPLE NO, wOULD HAVE SUFFICED, aS A RESPONSE TO MY QUESTION,

[twainarmageddon-blog]

ii diipped iintwo my memory bank2 and dug up a memory that ii thiink ii2 you.  

TV riight?  

[caligulasarmada-blog]

wway to fuckin hijack my post go find your owwn an stop scummin up this one mustardnug

[altricialtranscendent-blog]

caligulasarmada started following you

twainarmageddon started following you

eRIDAN? sOLLUX?

iT’S BEEN A WHILE, i DON’T SUPPOSE, eITHER OF YOU REMEMBER ME ALL THAT WELL„

aNYWAY HI,

[caligulasarmada-blog]

no wwhy wwould i remember someone a your loww status 

i dont make it a habit to remember peasants 

[cancrinegeist-blog]

NO, I DON’T HAVE FINS, JUST GILLS. AND I KNOW WHY THEY’RE SLIMING EVERYWHERE. IT’S BECAUSE, DUE TO BEING A MUTANT, I CAN’T JUST GO OUT AND FIND SOME WATER TO SIT IN WITHOUT RISK OF GETTING KILLED. 

[caligulasarmada-blog]

i got plenty a wwater on my ship its all privvate an shit too 

youre gunna ruin your gills kar youre gunna go for a swwim one day an youre not gunna be able to breathe thats wwhats gunna happen

then wwhere wwill you be 

[cancrinegeist-blog]

WELL I GUESS I’M GOING TO SPEND TODAY SCRUBBING OUT MY FUCKING GILLS AGAIN BECAUSE THEY’RE SLIMING ALL OVER THE PLACE AGAIN.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

wwait wwhat you havve gills

youre a mutant but you havve gills do you havve fins too 

wwait wwhy are you consortin wwith humans i saww your post to gam about pools a chemicals if its full a chemicals thats just askin to die 

wwait your gills are oozin mine only do that wwhen im sick or im stuck someplace i cant bath regularly maybe you just need a bath you should find a lake or the ocean or somethin an take one

[caligulasarmada-blog]

wwhy are there so many goddamned cats on my dashboard

[cancrinegeist-blog]

im onto you i dont quite got it figured out but i think i almost knoww the message youre tryin to send me

YOU’RE KIND OF A MORON. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT?

[cancrinegeist-blog]

YES ERIDAN, THEY’VE BEEN SENDING PEOPLE AFTER ME SINCE I WAS FOUR SWEEPS OLD. THAT’S WHY MY HIVE WAS BURNED DOWN AND I RANDOMLY FUCKING VANISHED FOR SWEEPS AND SWEEPS.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

an youvve evvaded capture for this long 

i think ivve underestimated you an here i thought you wwere just some dumb lowwblood that wwould just fall for my ploys i see im gunna havve to wwork evven harder at this

but seein as wwe used to knoww each other i really shoulda knowwn better i wwouldnt havve bothered makin your acquaintance if you wwerent at least somewwhat learned on matters such as this

[mirthfulbard-deactivated2017123]

NAH, THAT ALREADY MOTHERFUCKING HAPPENED AND I SURE WEREN’T SITTING AT HOME NONE.

that place is gone.

AND SHIT BROTHER, I GUESS I AIN’T TOO CLOSE TO BEING WHAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GAMZEE IS BEING LIKE.

i seen plenty of things between me and my alternates.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

wwait wwhat armageddon already happened on your timeline that doesnt make any goddamned sense 

your flagrant tales befuddle an confuse me 

wwho did it wwas it the humans did they come i bet it wwas them i kneww they wwere bad newws as soon as i heard tell a them

an ill go ask my gam i havvent talked to him in ages

[cancrinegeist-blog]

im onto you i dont quite got it figured out but i think i almost knoww the message youre tryin to send me

YOU’RE KIND OF A MORON. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT?

[cancrinegeist-blog]

I AM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT AND YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT I BELIEVE THIS AT ALL, OR STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT YOURSELF. 

ONCE THEY HAVE ME, THEY WILL KILL ME. 

CHOP MY FUCKING HEAD OFF, GUT ME ON A CULLING FORK, BURN ME TO DEATH, SHOOT ME FULL OF ARROWS, OR, LIKE THEY TRIED TO DO LAST TIME, THROW ME TO THE SUBJUGGLATORS TO UNDERGO SEVERE PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE, BEFORE THEY KILL ME. 

YOU ARE TRYING TO BRING ME TO THEM, WHICH MEANS YOU ARE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME. 

WHICH ERASES ANY FRIENDSHIP YOU THINK MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETWEEN US. 

[caligulasarmada-blog]

oh

wwait theyvve done this before im not the first theyvve sent

[mirthfulbard-deactivated2017123]

NAH, NO MOTHERFUCKING JOKING HERE, MY MAN.

alternates ain’t so bad once you get used to them.

I’M KNOWING AT LEAST TWO BROTHERS WHO ARE ME BUT NOT ME AT THE SAME TIME.

they’re both being pretty chill. :o)

[caligulasarmada-blog]

no thats awwful i wwant nothin to do wwith any alternates i got theyre all no doubt repulsivve beyond compare so dont evven send any at me just to provve ill be okay with them

an a course you wwould find that chill you find anythin chill the entire wworld could be obliterated by armageddon an you wwould still be sittin on your beach sippin one a your godawwful sugary drinks an smilin like a dumbass

you dont knoww wwhat its like havvin your flawws throwwn in your face like that you nevver could

or at least im assumin you nevver could provvided youre like uh

god i cant believve im sayin this

provvided youre anythin like MY gam

[camstearyamphigory-blog]

its a made up vword for a vweird situation that i havwe no interest in divwulging.

vwashing session? vwell now that sounds interesting. vwhat kind of vwashing session vwas it?

i like to vwash frequently myself.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

some asshole sent me to some shitthole i dont care to talk to some STRANGER about 

an i should hope you wwash frequently unless you enjoy smellin like literal shit an body odor good to knoww you have at least SOME sensibility 

i dont knoww any other form a wwashin you could be referrin to 

[cancrinegeist-blog]

im onto you i dont quite got it figured out but i think i almost knoww the message youre tryin to send me

YOU’RE KIND OF A MORON. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT?

[cancrinegeist-blog]

YOU’RE KIND OF TRYING TO KILL ME. 

THAT ERASES ALL REASON FOR ME TO BE NICE TO YOU.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

kar

ivve told you REPEATEDLY im not gunna kill you thats someone elses job

wwerent you payin attention i mean come on

i mean i wwould if i wwere told to but thats not my orders mine are different the empress wwants someone else to do it so she can make it a huge showw or somethin

all the royals are supposed to be there an evverythin youre keepin their party from happenin by not bein in attendance for somethin thats kinda a big deal i mean its not like theres that many mutants out there evveryone wwants to see your gross cherry colored blood in person

[gainfulgumption-blog]

wwait wwhats this about rainboww drinkers an troll vvampires

Sometimes I Like To Participate In Elaborate Role Play Scenarios Based On Fictional Figures Of My Interest

Didnt You Used To Be Fond Of Those At One Point In Time

[caligulasarmada-blog]

yeah i did but this seems different somehoww 

oh wwell you must just be really fuckin good at it if youre wwillin to keep character evven wwhilst addressin the enemy

[mirthfulbard-deactivated2017123]

:o?

WELL THIS IS THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKING BLOG MY OWN SELF GOT.

but if you done got chatty at another me, that’s being pretty cool, i figure.

NOT MUCH IS HAPPENING WITH MY OWN SELF TO BE TRUTHFUL.

just woke up from a nap i weren’t expecting to take.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

arg i cant handle this multiples a evveryone are poppin outta nowwhere the next i knoww youre gunna say theres more a me all ovver the goddamned place an i dont knoww howw my emotions wwill receivve knowwledge like that

it wwould explain a lotta peoples behavvior but this feels like some sick joke evveryones pullin on me

[caligulasarmada-blog]

☮☆●

☮ -  As terrible as he can be at making them, he values his friendships pretty deeply.  He tends to use the advice he's given especially if it seems easy to follow (and even if it's not very good advice).  It often looks like he ignores the more important advice he's been given, but it's more he's easily distracted by other strong emotions, and quick to resort to violent defensive behavior if he feels like he needs to.  He just wants others to listen to him and tries to do his best to listen to them as well, it's just kind of hard for him sometimes.  This isn't really a headcanon though, since I'm basically just pointing out something canon already tells us :/  

Uhhhh.  Yeah I'm going to have to think on this.  I guess this could count, though, since I don't think it's a thing many people realize?  

☆ - His streak is actually a mutation he's carried since birth, and just another reminder of his status as a highblood.  Luckily everyone just assumes it's dyed and leaves him alone about it.  This actually is just a headcanon.

●  -  If he felt like he had a choice, he might have became a historian rather than a captain in the Empress's armada.  But a few reasons he feels like he has to be part of the fleet is 1) He has to prove his worth, 2) Being a captain in Her Majesty's fleet means people are less likely to mess with him, 3) He thinks it's what his pre-ordained destiny is, as he and his (ex?)kismesis found a mysterious tomb when they were younger that spoke of the glory of his anscestor.  (although if the vriska we're trying to get on board with our timeline does it, this will be an actual fact.)  

[damnedcowgirl-deactivated201306]

Put one (or more) of the symbols in my inbox and I’ll make a specific headcanon

[cluelessclairvoyant-deactivated]

damnedcowgirl:

■ - Violent headcanon

♦ - Emotional headcanon

✿ - Happy headcanon

● - Sad headcanon

♠ - Painful headcanon

♥ - Love headcanon

♡ - Sex headcanon

☆ - Appearence headcanon

☠ - Death headcanon

♒ - Family headcanon

☮ - Friendship headcanon

▼ - Childhood headcanon

∇ - Old age headcanon

☄ - Food headcanon

★ - Education headcanon

[camstearyamphigory-blog]

hey its cool chief. O8VIOUSLY i didnt mean enough to you to leavwe any lasting impression vwhich is completely your loss because if you did remember you vwould knowv i put all of that magic baloney behind me. but ill cut you some slack and assume that the trauma of not being dead anymore vwiped your mind of all the important and meaningful memories.

but thats okay vwe can rekindle our friendship from the beginning, buddy, and it vwill be a total blast.

here let me showv you a little about myself:

this is a song i vwrote about howv easy it is to ovwerlook someone just because youre too close minded to see vwhat a great quadrantmate they could be, but i guess it could also fit the situation vwhere you got shot dowvn by your dancestor vwho doesnt even remember vwho you are.

[caligulasarmada-blog]

if you think im gunna listen to that you got another thing comin cause i already told you i dont care about your shitty music an that hasnt changed in these last feww minutes or wwell hours i guess i got a little caught up in another wwashin session

an wwhat the fuck is a danscestor that sounds like some dumbass made up wword