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🌸 💞 happy valentine’s day 💞 🌸

everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

kittycargo

All hail our new clown

everythingfox

Hungry bois

(via)

everythingfox

Hungry bois

(via)

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

*struts about flaunting my infant*

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

itinerantwraith

Free him

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

babey has been liberated

whoknowsaymore

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

babey has been simplified

network-switch

now make him low-poly so he can be further simplified

nylazor

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

BABEY YOUR POLY IT IT'S SO LOW

giraffeseatingcake

Transform

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

HE HAS UNDERGONE SUBLIMATION WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!!!!!!!!!

froodlemonkey

This is exactly why his Ma was hurrying past y'all...

thoodleoo

you know what? fuck you *replaces all the boards in your ship with different boards until you aren't sure whether it's the same ship anymore*

postilionstruckbylightning

You know what? Fuck you back *builds exact replica of the ship with the discarded original boards*

thoodleoo

paxamericana

evolutionarymistake-deactivated

Take note of how a lot of places removed seating essential to elderly and disabled people during the peak pandemic period when we still thought transmission via surfaces was likely and then just never returned them and probably never will.

A good samaritan in our neighborhood weather-proofed some old church pews and secured them where the benches our city took away used to be.

skin-slave

Love the ppl in the notes like, “but what if you sit on it and damage it? 🥺” Hydrants are cast iron. Cast iron has more compressive strength than steel. And they’re built to contain 40-100 psi. When was the last time you sitting down damaged an unreinforced steel bench like these?

And you think someone sitting on a thick cast iron structure is gonna hurt it?

And no, the ground is not accessible seating. You really gonna tell a 90-yr-old person to just sit on the ground? How tf you think they’re getting down and back up without falling? How about a person with a cane? Someone who’s pregnant? Now that there are no benches bc 😱 a homeless person might use them and be visible 😱 what do you expect those ppl to do? Also stop existing?

triforce-princess

puppygirlisland-deactivated2024

babybluebanshee

@lizardsister and @bumblebeesnees

my girlfriend is very Italian and loves garlic, onions, and olive oil and subsequently loves this post so I made this for her as a housewarming gift. You guys have contributed to making her house be more of a home and I thought you’d like to know.

lizardsister

hello this is singlehandedly the best thing to ever happen to me on this website

fickes

with great pain comes the great inability to form a coherent sentence

[ID: a 4-page comic in illuminated manuscript style of a person standing outside. /1: They look to the distance and say: "What is that dolorous cloud: that dreadful fright I see now on the dark horizon?" /2: They turn, upset, and say: "Alas! It is the brain fog approaching!" A purple cloud enters the panel. /3: They hold up their hands against the approaching cloud, saying: "A curse upon that fog that steals my eloquence. I...hate...it" /4: The cloud surrounds them and they say: "cloud"..."bad" /ID]