[whitepeopletwitter]

[letswonderspirit]

Happy late Valentine’s Day lol. This was supposed to be a late Christmas gift for my friend! But it is now a late valentines gift. 🌟💯 how time flies.

[frottinq]

just watched a scene from a cop show where the Buzzfeed Unsolved guys are on there and they're literally acting better than the cast of the show

[frottinq]

this is some of the worst acting I've ever seen on a tv show and it's not being done by the YouTubers

[ghost-of-a-vulture]

Quick warning to those with epilepsy

Try to scroll past this ad if it pops up, it has flashing lights in the first few seconds!!!

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sherpawhale]

shy, meaning "this child clearly has anxiety but let's tell them everyone gets nervous before things instead of going to therapy"

[twitterlols]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[thetomska]

😏

[cungadero]

i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[campyvillain]

to anyone who wants to watch the mitchells vs. the machines & is prone to flashing lights: PLEASE be careful. this movie is incredibly good but it does have a lot of segments that involve strobing lights and bright colors that may be hard to watch if you’re photosensitive. if you’re going to watch it and you struggle w those issues look out for any fight scenes/scenes involving the robots because those are where they tend to pop up the most. again this movie is REALLY good but if you’re going to watch it, be aware that it involves a lot of flashing lights and be on the watch for those scenes in particular

[campyvillain]

late addon but please don’t rb this and tag it w something along the lines of “flashing lights tw”. even tho this post is centered around it, the post doesn’t contain any flashing imagery in and of itself and tagging it like that could unintentionally blacklist it for those who have that tagged blocked. this is a serious warning for ppl with photosensitivity issues and it needs to reach anyone w them who might watch the movie w/o knowing the flashing scenes are there. coming from someone w issues w photosensitivity please stop rbing warnings that don’t show any imagery w “flashing lights tw” as it does nothing to warn the ppl that are going to be affected by said imagery.

[garbage-empress]

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

[e-the-village-cryptid]

update: 

the comment section is coming for you buzzfeed

[ebookporn]

[valtsv]

kindness is cool as hell but you have to understand that sometimes being kind means getting angry

[dungeonqueering]

So I reopened my dating apps because my tarot deck said to

And then I matched this guy

So I was like "Ok I GOTTA message him"

THE RING WRAITH SAID TRANS RIGHTS

I think I'm in love.

I'll try to keep you updated, but if I stop posting I've run off to Mordor.

[acastersource]

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

[nutmegnautilus]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the release of Spirit Phone!

I found out recently that Spirit Phone was released on a leap year, so technically it’s only had one “birthday”, but I wanted to celebrate nonetheless :^D

[voidupdate]

diversity win! the supercomputer filling the room with a deadly neurotoxin is a lesbian