Coffee and Cigarettes

I'm Josh, I say dumb shit and like to get drunk.

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Me every morning

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

God making me

[scottandhiskind]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[jackafz]

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

[gitananocturna]

Me

[kontrollsysteme]

[setheverman]

if you come to sweden you are actually required by law to wear these

[vitamincream]

[adoringlana]

[chickenfarmersan]

[miridai]

[chickenfarmersan]

[soul-c-h-o-p-s-deactivated20250]

this is next level

[labias]

Him: ..so what are you into?

Me:

[haunted-octopus]

Goodbye

[c-bassmeow]

[krabby-kronicle]

[suite2330]

[winonareeves]

Winona Ryder did not defy her agent, her parents, the Pope, God and get a makeover at the Beverly Center Macy’s in 1986 all so she could play Veronica Sawyer in Heathers for it to be remade into shitty reboot in 2018. She deserves better than this.

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