UNDEAD ASSHOLES AND ADORABLE DEMONS

So a punk zombie and a semi-asexual incubus walk into a bar.... Balin Status:Healthy Tzipporah's Status:Healthy ((Multi-mod OC blog. Please read the abouts.))

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yo.

this blog will remain up for archival purposes and i might pop in every so often to rp with Candy provided there's something to reply to. won't go into details but i'd rather it were archived and not deleted. -A

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Mod Pyro is leaving this blog, and as such Tzipporah will no longer be available here. The blog is staying up, but if you want to rp with Zip then contact @letmeaxeyouaquestion or space-panther.

[rpmemesguys]

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[letmeaxeyouaquestion-a-deactiva]

Elizabeth, um. Uh, can we... shall we meet?

The woman was surprised, and then excited. she responded quickly with a (hopefully demure) ‘yes’ and a little smiley cat emote.

[undead-demons]

Balin made sure to clean the house from head to toe, and to bolt shut the door to Zip’s room. He knew he hated to have is stuff touched, and who knows what sort of biohazard could emanate from here…

He popped a few muffins in the oven and combed his hair as he sifted through his CDs. He wanted her to feel welcome. 

[letmeaxeyouaquestion-a-deactiva]

The woman primped herself a bit more before heading over to Balin’s house, more than a bit excited to see the incubus again.

[undead-demons]

By the time she arrived, the muffins were ready and the music was softly playing. The lights were dimmed, but more in a romantic way than a sensual sense. He opened the door for her with a smile. “It’s so good to see you again...!”

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“Boyfriend!!!” he gasped as if personally offended “Here you are; a fellow mohawk with a boyfriend; and I can’t get a date. It’s probably because I smell like shit.” he laughed excitedly as he moved to leave “At least I’m not dead WHERE IT COUNTS right?? AHAH!” 

[philistinegenius-blog]

“You just need to know where to look, darling! There’s no shame in using dating sites,” he laughed. “A bath wouldn’t hurt, though. Some nice perfume does the trick nicely. Oh my!”

He waved as he laughed. “Play your cards right!”

[undead-demons]

He gave them a wave as he walked out, grinning wide as he did, fixing his coat as he left, amused by the encounter. He’d probably be back.

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“Like they’re just gonna let me break into the cell and eat em or something. We’d have to catch them by themselves. Like in the prison yard or something. I could bite some people.” he was salivating “Create a distraction as they turn ehehehe….”

[vortexnomad]

“Oh! That’s brilliant, I hadn’t even thoughta that!” She looked at him in amazement, grinning. “I was thinkin’ of goin’ straight in, but your idea is way better.”

[undead-demons]

He grinned wide “I know! It’s great. Plus I’ll get a tasty meal..”

[letmeaxeyouaquestion-a-deactiva]

Elizabeth, um. Uh, can we... shall we meet?

The woman was surprised, and then excited. she responded quickly with a (hopefully demure) ‘yes’ and a little smiley cat emote.

[undead-demons]

Balin was very excited. He asked her if she’d rather meet him somewhere fancy or at his place, and quickly jumped into the shower to be ready regardless of her reply. 

[letmeaxeyouaquestion-a-deactiva]

[Your place would be completely sufficient. I’d hate for you to go all out for little old me!] was the reply as Elizabeth also went to get ready; fixing her makeup and rummaging through her clothes to find something that was mature, and sexy but not slutty (which to be fair–was hard to do considering her wardrobe)

[undead-demons]

Balin made sure to clean the house from head to toe, and to bolt shut the door to Zip’s room. He knew he hated to have is stuff touched, and who knows what sort of biohazard could emanate from here...

He popped a few muffins in the oven and combed his hair as he sifted through his CDs. He wanted her to feel welcome. 

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“Eh that’s fine I’ll just superglue my shit back on.” he teased, revving the bike before taking off in the direction of the prison “ahahaha! what’re you gonna do when we get to the prison anyway? I’m fuckin’ dying to know.”

[vortexnomad]

“I dunno!” She admitted, leaning against him slightly. It wasn’t that she was afraid of falling off, but it’s not like she had feet to grip onto anything with. “I was thinkin’ I could just watch, y’know. Initially.” 

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“Like they’re just gonna let me break into the cell and eat em or something. We’d have to catch them by themselves. Like in the prison yard or something. I could bite some people.” he was salivating “Create a distraction as they turn ehehehe....”

[undead-demons]

He gave Goliath a weird look as he clutched the bullets “Eh….thanks…..sugartits?” he responded, before turning to leave “Seeya whenever, I guess. I’ll keep this place in mind for my next weapons run.”

[philistinegenius-blog]

He laughed softly. “That’s what my boyfriend calls me.”  The dealer waved enthusiastically with a nod. “I’m always willing to make a sale!” 

[undead-demons]

“Boyfriend!!!” he gasped as if personally offended “Here you are; a fellow mohawk with a boyfriend; and I can’t get a date. It’s probably because I smell like shit.” he laughed excitedly as he moved to leave “At least I’m not dead WHERE IT COUNTS right?? AHAH!” 

[undead-demons]

Tzipporah’s been getting a lot of love lately. Ironic, isn’t it?

Yes.

[undead-demons]

MAYBE USE YOUR DICK THEN YOU’D GET SOME LOVE TOO

DON’T YOU GOT A FAT BITCH TO FUCK

[undead-demons]

You know I can’t!! It wasn’t a criticism towards you, but myself!!

Don’t call her a slut! Or a bitch! And I mean, at least she has legs to spread. 

[undead-demons]

I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS

[letmeaxeyouaquestion-a-deactiva]

Elizabeth, um. Uh, can we... shall we meet?

The woman was surprised, and then excited. she responded quickly with a (hopefully demure) ‘yes’ and a little smiley cat emote.

[undead-demons]

Balin was very excited. He asked her if she’d rather meet him somewhere fancy or at his place, and quickly jumped into the shower to be ready regardless of her reply. 

[undead-demons]

undead-demons:

undead-demons:

Tzipporah’s been getting a lot of love lately. Ironic, isn’t it?

Yes.

MAYBE USE YOUR DICK THEN YOU’D GET SOME LOVE TOO

DON’T YOU GOT A FAT BITCH TO FUCK

You know I can’t!! It wasn’t a criticism towards you, but myself!!

Don’t call her a slut! Or a bitch! And I mean, at least she has legs to spread. 

[undead-demons]

vortexnomad:

She let out a small yelp of surprise as she was pulled down into the alley, but she supposed a bike did make sense. Not everyone had the stamina she did. Especially not the dead. 

She grinned, knowing full well the bike wasn’t his. She twisted her hair up with some difficulty and popped the helmet on, climbing on behind him. “Make sure not to crash anyway. I’m not the best at patchwork.” 

“Eh that’s fine I’ll just superglue my shit back on.” he teased, revving the bike before taking off in the direction of the prison “ahahaha! what’re you gonna do when we get to the prison anyway? I’m fuckin’ dying to know.”

[undead-demons]

philistinegenius:

undead-demons:

He roughly tapped in his pin code and accepted the charges, before shoving his card back into his pocket and making grabby hands at the box of ammo “Easier to process or some shit?”

“Oh, absolutely. The reader keeps a digital record of all transactions, whereas written receipts can just get lost so easily…” He sighed dramatically and slid the box over. “Here you go, my dearest.” 

He gave Goliath a weird look as he clutched the bullets “Eh....thanks.....sugartits?” he responded, before turning to leave “Seeya whenever, I guess. I’ll keep this place in mind for my next weapons run.”

[undead-demons]

undead-demons:

Tzipporah’s been getting a lot of love lately. Ironic, isn’t it?

Yes.

MAYBE USE YOUR DICK THEN YOU’D GET SOME LOVE TOO

DON’T YOU GOT A FAT BITCH TO FUCK

[undead-demons]

Tzipporah’s been getting a lot of love lately. Ironic, isn’t it?

Yes.

[undead-demons]

Sidon wiped away a bit of blood off Zip's mouth- he'd never been too good at being neat. Then, in an attempt at encouraging him to try cooked meat, she put a piece of pork in her mouth and leaned in to press her lips to his.

He made a small noise of annoyance when she wiped his mouth, and a louder sound when she kissed him, starting to snarl before he realized no; she wasn’t trying to bite him.

He relaxed, returning the kiss.

…and of course getting the pork immediately shoved into his mouth when he did.

The zombie screeched in anger at having been tricked but quieted as he started begrudgingly chewing the meat, only making soft grumbling sounds.

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vortexnomad: