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theo | 19 | undead | my brain is a human body by ajj

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hellooo i’m theo!! this is where i post my thoughts,, i don’t use labels much but im undead and a dog sort of 😍😍 i love gas stations and diet soda and my gf @muttwired !! no dni just be a sweetie pie ! my tags under the cut

#living dead post — any of my original posts

#corpseposting — undead posts

#dogposting — doggy posts

#gasstationposting — posts abt gas stations

(maybe more one day smiles !!!)

[undeadest]

i accidentally just deleted my intro post trying to delete a fandom post i accidentally reblogged here. time for a new one !!

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@muttwired and meeeee :3

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jk i’m listening to my hump now . my hump . my hump . my hump . my lovely lady lumps

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being sad will make you say the funniest things . Yeah everyone on earth has everything figured out besides me . And actually it’s the hardest for theo and no one else . sorry

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how it feels to eat a spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate chips on it

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ok sounds like SOMEONEEE needs a spoonful of peanut butter he put chocolate chips on to calm down !!!

[undeadest]

undead in the sense that parts of me were alive (emotions, interests, goals, desires) but are now long dead but my body is still running and perverting the dead pieces in an attempt to bring them back and keep me going but it just keep changing them into worse and worse things . what r u TALKING abt

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so relieving to feel absolutely miserable then realize your period is coming up . like ohhhh thank god this is not my permanent mental state

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my body’s made of crushed little stars,, ughh

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ifucking love peanut butttter

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genuinely so me ,, beach life in death you will always understand

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how my therian gf stared at me when i said i “feel like a dog cursed to live as a human”

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my favorite gas station has started playing music over the speakers i should sue . you can’t even hear her fridges buzz anymore

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no more music :-) yay

[evilscientist3]

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

[undeadest]

so ass that there are no dog activities to go do . i hope you’re hungry . for nothing .

[undeadest]

this is the best day ever