Malevolent kitchen sous-chef

Your goofy goth bf. (🔞) | 30 | 🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him | Bi & Polyam 🌈 | Smut writing sorcier ❄️🔥

[ashendemon]

Spooky pumpkins for Halloween

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[emtropi]

the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:

[hjartasalt]

[japaneseaesthetics]

Artist: Kasamatsu Shiro Title: Kinokunisaka in the Rainy Season Date: 1938 Medium: Color woodblock print Credit Line: Bruce Goff Archive, gift of Shin'enkan, Inc.

[supercanaries]

maybe one bite? (reverse akaren)

[slef06]

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[blu3mila]

chipping away at the the triple portrait wip, and i must admit... i set myself up with this level of detail. idk how i'm gonna match a face with those hands...

but oh what lovely hands... !

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[lelee-tdn]

Pink Kittens 🐈‍⬛

(or like one of my oomfs called them: paws of death loll)

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[pixelarttenten]

ゲームボーイ。

[taakiitoo]

Hashira au Hakuji

[berrytart]

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star