Gamer? I hardly know 'er!

She/Her :: Avid listener of gay loser music :: haters call me gay i prefer swaggot

[pulpfanfiction]

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[sailatina3]

Look at his expression of agony. Hungrybox didn't kill himself.

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[mrsterlingeverything]

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

[swagophile]

me (hero): [in the process of being mindbroken] so you're telling me justice is a social construct? and the lines i draw between good and evil are entirely arbitrary?

evil temptress: yup. and whats more, guess who drew those lines in the first place

me: [tilting my head] who?

evil temptress: power. your entire existence so far functions to uphold the status quo

me: [shakinf my head, not so easily outsmarted] no. my sense of right and wrong is innate. the lines i draw are natural and unquestionable

evil temptress: [smirking and using her most evil of tricks] what if i told you 'natural' is also a social construct

me: [totally overwhelmed by her terrifying power] woah.. thats.. wow.. so you're saying i should give up and be a mindless vessel for the demon lord?

evil temptress: what. i did not say that at all. no that's-

me: your power is most terrifying evil one.. and.. i can admit when i am beat. i will devote the rest of my life to her infernal majesty

evil temptress: [sighing] yknow what. sure. why not. have fun, kid

[grox]

Eat strawberrys and touch yo self disease

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[boccher]

derp pussy is ruining my life

[boccher]

derp pseudopodia is ruining my life

[loathsomespider]

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[quank]

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

[puyopuyo]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[charl0ttan]

punk is rock

[charl0ttan]

punk=meat

[charl0ttan]

punk =ham

[doll-shell]

:| ham is not an aesthetic!!! it's a social movemnt...

[charl0ttan]

ham=technology

[parasiticheart]

ham=the world

[charl0ttan]

[kushblazer666]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

We stan derelict, skeletal pussies. It should sound like a cicada husk.

[nociceptrix]

Til the carcass sounds its death knell!

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring