Gamer? I hardly know 'er!

She/Her :: Avid listener of gay loser music :: haters call me gay i prefer swaggot

[dogpuppy]

You have to stop what you’re doing and watch these reels with me…

[charl0ttan]

not to semi-kinda dox myself but this sentence is so funny to me it reads like something i would post

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

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[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[westerberg]

me to my bf (if I had one): omg.... pavements touring next year... I hope I can see them live ❤️

my bf: pavement...girl u know you can just go outside if you wanna see that 🙄 there are roads everywhere in [town we live in]

me: it’s like you don’t even listen to me... I think we should break up

my bf: whaaaa....

[sept 2022]

me: wow... pavement.... wait... stephen malkmus???

Stephen malkmus: yeah it’s me... ur cute... wanna get out of here?

me: 😳 of course I would... but your wife?

Stephen malkmus: don’t worry about it 😏

me: (wow... okay...) coool.... you wouldn’t believe the idiot I broke up with a year ago... he thought your band was roads

Stephen malkmus: oh haha

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras in miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

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[ephemeralpool]

[jncos]

[anywhoozles]

[charl0ttan]

also i couldnt find it when i was sharing my old art before but here's horse of blues from 2017. i had a lot of fun with this one:)

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[human-pet-they]

I really wish I understood the phrase “coworker media” as a pejorative because my coworker recommends me such scary things 😭 I get given 150 page anonymous autobiographies about someone’s complex relationship with their father rather than being recommended a Marvel tv show

[precious-corpse]

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[vintar]

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