[yelenasdog]

i know i needed this today, so in case you do as well, here it is. i love u.

“reasons to stay alive” as written by matthew gray gubler

[moisturiser]

im crying my best

[thedyke]

don’t glorify revolution in history and in fiction if you’re appalled at all forms of protest and change in the present.

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[underlyingtears]

so my claim to fame on this blog is that I have this one photo I took as a sophomore in high school and it’s just trees and stuff but it always starts to pick up around this time of year (it has like 8k notes or something and i posted it like 4 years ago?) because it’s such a fall photo and i haven’t logged in for a couple days but i just checked my activity and it’s gotten like 40 notes in two days so happy fall everyone it’s coming!

[underlyingtears]

two years later and the photo now has 9.2k notes lol happy fall

[pinksweet]

Say it ain’t so

[pinksweet]

I will not go

[pinksweet]

Turn the lights off

[pinksweet]

DES PA CI TO

[kayleefabulous]

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[with-grace-and-guts]

[officialunitedstates]

opinions on water

slurp slurp!

[weavemama]

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..

[lematworks]

[saying]

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

[deanandhiscas]

[impossiblenothings]

I never want an explanation

[kitchenscene]

mcu character as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?