— “ Something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. ”
just your normal freddy fazbear's night guard - mike schmidt. i joined tumblr to help the night shifts go by quicker; they get prreeettty boring after an hour or two.
i'm helpy's biggest fan, and ' proud ' owner & night guard of the most current restaurant in the fazbear chain - freddy fazbear's pizza place. come over and say hi; if not for the cool animatronics, then at least stay for the pizza. please. i need the money.
. . . huh? michael afton?
never heard of him, sorry. you must've gotten me mixed up with someone else.
hobbies? i don't do much outside of maintaining the restaurant, but sometimes i visit my family's graves when i have the time. ( i spit on father's; i put flowers for mother, for liz, and for... evan. i'm sorry. ) other than that, i wanna relearn how to play the guitar. heh, watch out bonnie. i'm coming for your job.
some other things i guess people would like to know:
➢ my pronouns are he/him.
➢ how old am i? old enough to do your mum. :)
➢ i am the #1 foxy fan. don't let anybody tell you otherwise. that's my goat - as the kids nowadays would put it.
➢ i like ' the immortal and the restless '. it's a big guilty pleasure; not afraid to admit that.
➢ i am not affiliated at all with the deaths of those poor kids from years ago. not one bit. a family friend just offered the position to me because they used to work in freddy's too. clearing this up before any rumours spread and potentially gets me sued. again.
➢ . . . i don't stink. i'm not ' rotting ' or a ' human corpse walking '. it's just my sweat. working in a warm place for hours on end does things to you, man. so please stop complaining about me doing my job, karen.
ABOUT THE PUPPETEER | OOC . . .
⟢ this michael is currently stuck in ffps LOL.. he's not properly dead just yet <3 this means he got scooped, is a corpse, and is absolutely lying out of his ass in the intro LMAOO ⟢ pfp is by the amazing youndev on pinterest :> ⟢ mod goes by she/her !! ⟢ the char i'm playing as is an adult, but i am a minor, so no outright nsfw questions please. ⟢ basic dni applies here bro... e.g. racists, homophobes etc ⟢ my michael is a heavy mix of canon facts, the interpretation basically the whole fandom agrees on, and personal hcs :3 ⟢ i need to explode movie michael afton /aff
TAGGING STUFF!! YAYYY
— “it’s me. michael.”: michael yapping
— “they thought i was you.”: ask box schtuff
— “living in shadows.”: mod speaking!! yippee!!!
