H-Pylori? More like ... H-pyLATER!

Kung Fu Panda

[understanding-surgeonfish]

can somebody PLEASE acknowledge this absolutely bizarre moment from Kylie Jenner’s vlog where, in the middle of a GRWM glam vlog she goes to her child’s bedroom to wake her up, and immediately steps into what looks like a zombie containment unit melting into the void with the sounds of subhuman eldritch horror droning in the background?? and doesn’t ever acknowledge wtf just happened???

[understanding-surgeonfish]

can somebody PLEASE acknowledge this absolutely bizarre moment from Kylie Jenner’s vlog where, in the middle of a GRWM glam vlog she goes to her child’s bedroom to wake her up, and immediately steps into what looks like a zombie containment unit melting into the void with the sounds of subhuman eldritch horror droning in the background?? and doesn’t ever acknowledge wtf just happened???

[cognitohazardous]

[cognitohazardous]

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

[slavery]

Me: *wakes up*

Jigsaw killer: you have exactly 1 hour to use the hammer I’ve hidden somonewhere in your room to retrieve the key I’ve placed behind one of your knee caps and unlock the collar on your neck or it will twist thus breaking your neck

Me: Alexa do I have anything on my schedule today

Alexa: There are no activities on your schedule today, dickhead

Me: *goes back to sleep*

[fatpikachupics]

i graduated from slug school, which is where i learned how to be sticky, attach to a substrate, and eat leaves

but, even more importantly, it’s where i learned how to love

[sm64mario]

[cornygirlfriend]

[despazito]

baby

[nyctosaurid]

circle tool

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

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[gharibajameel]

[ellismiranda]

[pancakeke]

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

[pancakeke]

these two replies are worrying for different reasons

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[catchymemes]

[kokomiin]

T

[kokomiin]

Hanos

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[celebrityskinmp3]