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Well, it's possible

Once a month I remember that this exists

werecat1234

Week one Frightfest entry

Figured I would just kinda put this here idk lol

https://www.tumblr.com/join/UmHDZbK3

“…oh?”

Blinks.

"Why do I feel like someone made a dramatic return."

@dustsansm2

i still go back to this moment. Where i was so happy seeing this post.

doodlenovaa

Fair enough LOL, WE MISSED YOU DUDE

im still surprisef at the fact people missed me

And why 🤨🤨🤨

self hatred :D

Bitch

Blinks.

"Why do I feel like someone made a dramatic return."

@dustsansm2

i still go back to this moment. Where i was so happy seeing this post.

doodlenovaa

Fair enough LOL, WE MISSED YOU DUDE

im still surprisef at the fact people missed me

And why 🤨🤨🤨

ah youre a diff swap from ours? sup. what ya up to.

“Ah yes! Hello other dust!”

I saw some breakdancing moss :)

“…what.”

im a little slow ok @dustsansm2

does this count as suggestive

I’m gay, everyday is hard, move out the way bitches.

what does that mean💔

im GAY everday is HARD.

I KNOW YOURE GAY AND EVERYDAY IS HARD

WHY ARE THE BITCHES MOVING OUT THE WAY???????

because, they aren’t homies. They arent for lifers. Smh.

fair enough

Fair enough on deez.

jahah

hahaga

deez NUTS

…

why did the chicken cross the road?

why

to get to the idiots home.

knock knock.

that doesn't even make sense how is it a knock knock joke now

.............

IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT

…

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

.....

whos there

The chicken.

#undertale ask blog #undertale roleplay blog #underswap #undertale au #heheh roleplay

“And thats how dust died folks.”

We found a new sans au!

You should meet him!

" GASP- "

the roaring knight plays team switched underswap by team switched

"...What the?"

" ... What is this doing on my Undertube feed? "

...

" Dust come look- "

@dustsansm2

#deltarune spoilers #deltarune #“ Hmm... ”

are you 14 years old-

“…NO?? I’m 20.”

but…14 is in your user swap-

”…what does that have to do with-“

“14 is my favorite number-“

yall have favorite numbers?

” yes?? “

…Why though? And how do I get a favorite number-?

”…”

And he walks away

Why do you hate me so much?!

” I DONT HATE YOU-“

*sniffle

how could you swap?

”…”

“…you are hopeless sometimes.”

Ok you can call me insane, but calling me hopeless is where I draw the line!

” WHEN HAVE I CALLED YOU INSANE?? “

Like…*trying to remember

I don’t know- I just felt you would.

” yeah that’s what I thought gay boy “

…IM NOT GAY THOUGH?!

” …your not???”

…HOW DJHX- HOW LONG HAVE YOU THOUIGHT I WAS GAY FOR?

” …I UH I PLEAD THE FIFTH?? “

Swap. You can’t plead the fifth on this one. Swap answer the question.

” yuh uh, “

Nuh uh.

*sprints away*

SWAP GET YO ASS BACK HERE! *Takes off his fuzzy pink slipper and dashes after him*

“ NEVER! “

*Is currently running looney toons style.*

*Aims the flipflop directly at the back of his head and yeets it*

” AAAJKHHSAGCJKJJZSXJBXHBHX,KAM-“

*trips and falls.*

*points and laughs*

AHA HA HA

”..errooorrrr-“

Error has now been summoned.

" Dust. "

@dustsansm2

…Yeahhhh heyyyyyyyyy?

*giggles like a little gremlin*

@an-error-has-occured

" You are going to apologize to Swap. Right now. Not some bullshit one, either. "

@dustsansm2

BUT HE STARTED IT-

Blinks twice

@an-error-has-occured

" Oh, yes. Because he totally started it when you were the one that came up to him to ask a question, yes? That makes perfect sense. "

@dustsansm2

Exactly! *Not noticing the sarcasm at all*

@underswapsans14

”…sarcasm you fool.”

@an-error-has-occured

" ..Swap, can I just kill him?? "

ERROR NO- 💔💔

“..Sure.”

“I say as a JOKE.”

@dustsansm2

…YOU WPULD LET HIM KILL ME? Im hurt! First you get my sexuality wrong, then you call me hopeless and then you call me a fool and now this?!

” I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERENT FRICKEN GAY- BUT THE REST OF THAT WAS SATIRE.”

IM STILL HURT FROM YOUR SO CALLED “SATIRE”!

also im pansexual…jesus..

” …YOUR A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY THEN-“

WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DIFFERENT FLAVOR?

” YOURE JUST A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY??? THATS ALL??? “

…YOU CAN TASTE THE GAY?

oh right… totally not advertising.

Taste the gay. *shoves skittles into your mouth very politely

*chokes and fucking dies*

" DAMNIT DUST- "

@utalesans

I know I’m not supposed to cut through, but really seems like I DUSTed that guy.

*revives because pun*

…See? I aint a murderer. And this is clear proof one why we should stop having beef. *pooints to sans*

@underswapsans14

Nuh uh, you dont have evidence.

Yeah, because I never dusted or cleaned my house, so I’m dusty.

trust. Fr fr.

they dont call me dusty trusty for nothin.

ask-containmenttale-discontinued

… Horror and Killer.

(12:10-13:00)

…THIS IS BULLYING!

#⭐️swap sans ask’s⭐️#undertale ask blog #undertale roleplay blog #underswap #undertale au #swap sans

Sips a blue monster energy drink.

I just found your blog. Uh. Hello swap. Can we hold hands pretty please..

(Beforehand warning that I'm clingy asf)

" Sure thing pal! "

Swap holds his hand out

are you 14 years old-

“…NO?? I’m 20.”

but…14 is in your user swap-

”…what does that have to do with-“

“14 is my favorite number-“

yall have favorite numbers?

” yes?? “

…Why though? And how do I get a favorite number-?

”…”

And he walks away

Why do you hate me so much?!

” I DONT HATE YOU-“

*sniffle

how could you swap?

”…”

“…you are hopeless sometimes.”

Ok you can call me insane, but calling me hopeless is where I draw the line!

” WHEN HAVE I CALLED YOU INSANE?? “

Like…*trying to remember

I don’t know- I just felt you would.

” yeah that’s what I thought gay boy “

…IM NOT GAY THOUGH?!

” …your not???”

…HOW DJHX- HOW LONG HAVE YOU THOUIGHT I WAS GAY FOR?

” …I UH I PLEAD THE FIFTH?? “

Swap. You can’t plead the fifth on this one. Swap answer the question.

” yuh uh, “

Nuh uh.

*sprints away*

SWAP GET YO ASS BACK HERE! *Takes off his fuzzy pink slipper and dashes after him*

“ NEVER! “

*Is currently running looney toons style.*

*Aims the flipflop directly at the back of his head and yeets it*

” AAAJKHHSAGCJKJJZSXJBXHBHX,KAM-“

*trips and falls.*

*points and laughs*

AHA HA HA

”..errooorrrr-“

Error has now been summoned.

" Dust. "

@dustsansm2

…Yeahhhh heyyyyyyyyy?

*giggles like a little gremlin*

@an-error-has-occured

" You are going to apologize to Swap. Right now. Not some bullshit one, either. "

@dustsansm2

BUT HE STARTED IT-

Blinks twice

@an-error-has-occured

" Oh, yes. Because he totally started it when you were the one that came up to him to ask a question, yes? That makes perfect sense. "

@dustsansm2

Exactly! *Not noticing the sarcasm at all*

@underswapsans14

”…sarcasm you fool.”

@an-error-has-occured

" ..Swap, can I just kill him?? "

ERROR NO- 💔💔

“..Sure.”

“I say as a JOKE.”

@dustsansm2

…YOU WPULD LET HIM KILL ME? Im hurt! First you get my sexuality wrong, then you call me hopeless and then you call me a fool and now this?!

” I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERENT FRICKEN GAY- BUT THE REST OF THAT WAS SATIRE.”

IM STILL HURT FROM YOUR SO CALLED “SATIRE”!

also im pansexual…jesus..

” …YOUR A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY THEN-“

WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DIFFERENT FLAVOR?

” YOURE JUST A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY??? THATS ALL??? “

…YOU CAN TASTE THE GAY?

oh right… totally not advertising.

Taste the gay. *shoves skittles into your mouth very politely

*chokes and fucking dies*

" DAMNIT DUST- "

@utalesans

I know I’m not supposed to cut through, but really seems like I DUSTed that guy.

*revives because pun*

…See? I aint a murderer. And this is clear proof one why we should stop having beef. *pooints to sans*

@underswapsans14

Nuh uh, you dont have evidence.

@utalesans

OFF MY POST WAH

are you 14 years old-

“…NO?? I’m 20.”

but…14 is in your user swap-

”…what does that have to do with-“

“14 is my favorite number-“

yall have favorite numbers?

” yes?? “

…Why though? And how do I get a favorite number-?

”…”

And he walks away

Why do you hate me so much?!

” I DONT HATE YOU-“

*sniffle

how could you swap?

”…”

“…you are hopeless sometimes.”

Ok you can call me insane, but calling me hopeless is where I draw the line!

” WHEN HAVE I CALLED YOU INSANE?? “

Like…*trying to remember

I don’t know- I just felt you would.

” yeah that’s what I thought gay boy “

…IM NOT GAY THOUGH?!

” …your not???”

…HOW DJHX- HOW LONG HAVE YOU THOUIGHT I WAS GAY FOR?

” …I UH I PLEAD THE FIFTH?? “

Swap. You can’t plead the fifth on this one. Swap answer the question.

” yuh uh, “

Nuh uh.

*sprints away*

SWAP GET YO ASS BACK HERE! *Takes off his fuzzy pink slipper and dashes after him*

“ NEVER! “

*Is currently running looney toons style.*

*Aims the flipflop directly at the back of his head and yeets it*

” AAAJKHHSAGCJKJJZSXJBXHBHX,KAM-“

*trips and falls.*

*points and laughs*

AHA HA HA

”..errooorrrr-“

Error has now been summoned.

" Dust. "

@dustsansm2

…Yeahhhh heyyyyyyyyy?

*giggles like a little gremlin*

@an-error-has-occured

" You are going to apologize to Swap. Right now. Not some bullshit one, either. "

@dustsansm2

BUT HE STARTED IT-

Blinks twice

@an-error-has-occured

" Oh, yes. Because he totally started it when you were the one that came up to him to ask a question, yes? That makes perfect sense. "

@dustsansm2

Exactly! *Not noticing the sarcasm at all*

@underswapsans14

”…sarcasm you fool.”

@an-error-has-occured

" ..Swap, can I just kill him?? "

ERROR NO- 💔💔

“..Sure.”

“I say as a JOKE.”

@dustsansm2

…YOU WPULD LET HIM KILL ME? Im hurt! First you get my sexuality wrong, then you call me hopeless and then you call me a fool and now this?!

” I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERENT FRICKEN GAY- BUT THE REST OF THAT WAS SATIRE.”

IM STILL HURT FROM YOUR SO CALLED “SATIRE”!

also im pansexual…jesus..

” …YOUR A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY THEN-“

WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DIFFERENT FLAVOR?

” YOURE JUST A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY??? THATS ALL??? “

…YOU CAN TASTE THE GAY?

oh right… totally not advertising.

Taste the gay. *shoves skittles into your mouth very politely

*chokes and fucking dies*

" DAMNIT DUST- "

@utalesans

I know I’m not supposed to cut through, but really seems like I DUSTed that guy.

*revives because pun*

…See? I aint a murderer. And this is clear proof one why we should stop having beef. *pooints to sans*

@underswapsans14

"...this is just bullshit at this point.. "

are you 14 years old-

“…NO?? I’m 20.”

but…14 is in your user swap-

”…what does that have to do with-“

“14 is my favorite number-“

yall have favorite numbers?

” yes?? “

…Why though? And how do I get a favorite number-?

”…”

And he walks away

Why do you hate me so much?!

” I DONT HATE YOU-“

*sniffle

how could you swap?

”…”

“…you are hopeless sometimes.”

Ok you can call me insane, but calling me hopeless is where I draw the line!

” WHEN HAVE I CALLED YOU INSANE?? “

Like…*trying to remember

I don’t know- I just felt you would.

” yeah that’s what I thought gay boy “

…IM NOT GAY THOUGH?!

” …your not???”

…HOW DJHX- HOW LONG HAVE YOU THOUIGHT I WAS GAY FOR?

” …I UH I PLEAD THE FIFTH?? “

Swap. You can’t plead the fifth on this one. Swap answer the question.

” yuh uh, “

Nuh uh.

*sprints away*

SWAP GET YO ASS BACK HERE! *Takes off his fuzzy pink slipper and dashes after him*

“ NEVER! “

*Is currently running looney toons style.*

*Aims the flipflop directly at the back of his head and yeets it*

” AAAJKHHSAGCJKJJZSXJBXHBHX,KAM-“

*trips and falls.*

*points and laughs*

AHA HA HA

”..errooorrrr-“

Error has now been summoned.

" Dust. "

@dustsansm2

…Yeahhhh heyyyyyyyyy?

*giggles like a little gremlin*

@an-error-has-occured

" You are going to apologize to Swap. Right now. Not some bullshit one, either. "

@dustsansm2

BUT HE STARTED IT-

Blinks twice

@an-error-has-occured

" Oh, yes. Because he totally started it when you were the one that came up to him to ask a question, yes? That makes perfect sense. "

@dustsansm2

Exactly! *Not noticing the sarcasm at all*

@underswapsans14

”…sarcasm you fool.”

@an-error-has-occured

" ..Swap, can I just kill him?? "

ERROR NO- 💔💔

“..Sure.”

“I say as a JOKE.”

@dustsansm2

…YOU WPULD LET HIM KILL ME? Im hurt! First you get my sexuality wrong, then you call me hopeless and then you call me a fool and now this?!

” I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERENT FRICKEN GAY- BUT THE REST OF THAT WAS SATIRE.”

IM STILL HURT FROM YOUR SO CALLED “SATIRE”!

also im pansexual…jesus..

” …YOUR A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY THEN-“

WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DIFFERENT FLAVOR?

” YOURE JUST A DIFFERENT FLAVOR OF GAY??? THATS ALL??? “

…YOU CAN TASTE THE GAY?

oh right… totally not advertising.

Taste the gay. *shoves skittles into your mouth very politely

*chokes and fucking dies*