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Grace, 25, she/her. Welcome to my blog! Icon by shegs. Not spoiler free!!

[enigmaticvariation]

someone should make a social network (2010) style biopic movie about the rise and fall of panic! at the disco because it's literally the same story. young awkward nerdy guys in the early 2000s make something cool and then have the worst friendship breakup of all time that's reminiscent of a divorce and now decades later the thing they made is lame as fuck. one guy became evil after they split up and the other guy disappeared off of the face of the earth. every man involved was so misogynistic that the story has undertones of a doomed gay relationship (a comically large hook drags me off stage and I am shot like a lame horse)

[gretasalpeter]

imagine getting outfagged by your own directly post-code sensitive 19 year old pansy protégé with an anxiety disorder . this was what happened to pete wentz via ryan ross in 2006

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[gretasalpeter]

pete wentz really gave that mentally ill and traumatized eighteen year old boy and his mormon friend his credit card information to make a chuck palahniuk does moulin rouge baroque pop punk album

[muppetshow2026]

brendon urie was born to play elder price in the book of mormon national tour but ryan ross was doing some wuthering heights shit with pete wentz and now i have to hear high hopes on the radio

[taylorwithluvs]

RYAN ROSS during a performance of I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES at the MTV VMAS (2006).

[whatacatch]

the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive

[estellaraee]

And “Ryan Ross” is ? LMAOO you’re drunk.

[whatacatch]

[draconym]

Last week I went out to a lake in Appalachia and I made a zine about changing, about moving forward, about the most frightening and meaningful dream I've ever had.

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[glamourweaver]

Muppet Frankenstein, where the only human actor is the Monster, and he has no prosthetics. Everyone just reacts to the one human in their world as a horrific monster. The body parts before the animation are even visibly felt Muppet limbs, but the creature rises as a human.

[louisegluckpdf]

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

[a-drama-addict]

well what can i say. i will like all characters better if theyre women instead of men

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[uhhsnail]

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[prguitarman]

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[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits