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Rewatching the movies again and I'm still not over century old vampires learning to drive

Viktor: Marcus and I are standing in the road, what do you hit?

Selene: Marcus. He can take it.

Marcus: She isn't wrong.

Viktor: THE BREAKS. YOU HIT THE BREAKS, SELENE.

Selene and Eve getting into normal mother and daughter fights but for the wrong reasons.

Selene: This is why you can't wear white. I told you. I told you that white is one of the worst colors to wear.

Eve: It's not my fault.

Selene: YOU LITERALLY RIPPED A THROAT OUT.

Eve: I DON'T UNDERSTAND BIOLOGY. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT MUCH BLOOD WOULD COME OUT?

Selene: YOU RIPPED A THROAT OUT. What did you think would happen?

Eve: Not that.

Selene: Will you please just cut your hair?

Eve: I rather like it long.

Selene: Eve, this is the fifth time I've had to help you wash blood out of it.

Eve: It's only Wednesday.

Selene: TODAY.

I know they couldn't have possibly fit it into the movies but it would have been hilarious to have a scene of Eve learning how to drive.

Eve watching Selene ram a lycan head on with a truck: 👀👀

Selene: ...don't do what I just did. This is not how you drive correctly.

Eve watching David do a sharp turn into a parking space and send a lycan flying: 👀👀

David: ...that is not how you park a car.

David and Selene in the back of a van shooting lycans through the open doors

Selene: David.

David: Yes?

Selene: If you're here, who's driving the-

*Entire van just swerved to the left and picked up speed causing the two of them to go crashing into the side interior*

Eve: driving with zero experience and purposely trying to hit lycans

Selene spinning around to see Eve at the wheel: YOU'RE TOO FAR TO THE LEFT.

Eve: swerved right hitting two lycans in the process

David: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HIT THEM, STAY ON THE ROAD.

Eve: absolutely flooring it

David and Selene: NO! WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

Eve: YOU GUYS DID!