Me, speaking a language to myself: Perfect pronunciation, intonation, I can express myself perfectly, I never struggle to find the right word to convey my most intricate thoughts, natives ain't got nothin on me
Me, speaking a language to a non-native speaker: It's going well, we are both making mistakes here and there but nothing major, I occasionally struggle to find the word but it's okay, I'm not self-conscious at all
Me, speaking a language to a native speaker: How do you even compose a sentence oh my gOd my accent is horrible they must think I was dropped as a child oh no I just conjugated a verb wrong Lord please smite me down






