But I'm Already There

Physical age is 18, Eiri not Eirikur, Republic of Iceland. Did I miss anything? ((indie rp blog for hetalia's Iceland )) Eirikur is currently (single) married to his internet connection.

[undiris]

….Now I want to try to find mice shaped cutters….. 

Mice are the ultimate small cute things. Except for chinchillas.. but I wouldn’t exactly count them as small.. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*rests her head on her knees*

I like rabbits…

[undiris]

Mm.. they can be sweet. But they nibble on things. *makes a face*

I like cats the best. They’re quiet and low maintenance. Though I still don’t think I’d want one, I enjoy having fur-free clothes thank you. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

They are intelligent though…

Animals help with companionship and loneliness… why else do you think Tristan got a dog after Jia left him? 

[undiris]

..Yeah, I know. Still, I don't think I could. I fly out of the country too much.

Maybe you should get some rabbits? I know Fannar worries about you, so. 

[undiris]

There are some hedgehogs somewhere in there as well. Probably at the bottom. They’re a lot smaller than the others though.. but they’re cute.

[thatwasatouristeruption]

Small things usually are.

*There isn’t even a shred of humor or irony there, she means that*

[undiris]

….Now I want to try to find mice shaped cutters….. 

Mice are the ultimate small cute things. Except for chinchillas.. but I wouldn’t exactly count them as small.. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*rests her head on her knees*

I like rabbits…

[undiris]

Mm.. they can be sweet. But they nibble on things. *makes a face*

I like cats the best. They're quiet and low maintenance. Though I still don't think I'd want one, I enjoy having fur-free clothes thank you. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

Bonus is closer. 

*leans forward to inspect them* 

I like the fox. he’s cute.

[undiris]

There are some hedgehogs somewhere in there as well. Probably at the bottom. They’re a lot smaller than the others though.. but they’re cute.

[thatwasatouristeruption]

Small things usually are.

*There isn’t even a shred of humor or irony there, she means that*

[undiris]

....Now I want to try to find mice shaped cutters..... 

Mice are the ultimate small cute things. Except for chinchillas.. but I wouldn't exactly count them as small.. 

[undiris]

*shrugs* Its softer than mine. Besides, a lot of people think androgyny is attractive. So. 

*looks toward the plastic tub between them* ..Do you have any icing sugar? We could frost those if you want.

[thatwasatouristeruption]

.*she speaks quietly, not wanting it to become a thing but at the same time, needing to say it*

..Not the people I find attractive….

*With a sigh she tries to remember the contents of her kitchen cupboards* 

I might do. I can’t remember.

[undiris]

*doesn’t hear that, or pretends not to for her sake*

Hmm.. if you don’t I guess I can drive back to my place to get some.. 

I bought new cutters recently.. so those are shaped like leaves and forest animals.. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

Bonus is closer. 

*leans forward to inspect them* 

I like the fox. he’s cute.

[undiris]

There are some hedgehogs somewhere in there as well. Probably at the bottom. They're a lot smaller than the others though.. but they're cute.

[undiris]

*POUTS* 

…..Maybe……. 

You just have a really girlish face. Its.. really… *gestures with his hands* Soft..?

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*looks up from her Kindle to stare at him disappointedly* 

Alma has a soft face. I don’t have a girlish anything. Unless you mean I look like a 12 year old. 

[undiris]

*shrugs* Its softer than mine. Besides, a lot of people think androgyny is attractive. So. 

*looks toward the plastic tub between them* ..Do you have any icing sugar? We could frost those if you want.

[thatwasatouristeruption]

.*she speaks quietly, not wanting it to become a thing but at the same time, needing to say it*

..Not the people I find attractive….

*With a sigh she tries to remember the contents of her kitchen cupboards* 

I might do. I can’t remember.

[undiris]

*doesn't hear that, or pretends not to for her sake*

Hmm.. if you don't I guess I can drive back to my place to get some.. 

I bought new cutters recently.. so those are shaped like leaves and forest animals.. 

[undiris]

…………….

*gives her a LOOK*

Not you too. I do not date old men. The last one didn’t even have 1 grey hair. 

But yeah, you’re waaay too girly for me anyway. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

Sorry Eiri.. You do have a preference though you can’t pretend you don’t.

I think you’re the only person i’m ‘too girly’ for…

[undiris]

*POUTS* 

…..Maybe……. 

You just have a really girlish face. Its.. really… *gestures with his hands* Soft..?

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*looks up from her Kindle to stare at him disappointedly* 

Alma has a soft face. I don’t have a girlish anything. Unless you mean I look like a 12 year old. 

[undiris]

*shrugs* Its softer than mine. Besides, a lot of people think androgyny is attractive. So. 

*looks toward the plastic tub between them* ..Do you have any icing sugar? We could frost those if you want.

[undiris]

Loneliness has harmed people before.. *trails off* 

*stretches out his back, throwing his arms up in the air. You can hear his bones pop* Looks like we both need a date huh? We should just go out with eachother. *extremely dry sarcasm. He isn’t serious about that at all*

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*there’s a little half smile in there somewhere*

Aren’t I a little young for you? And female. 

[undiris]

…………….

*gives her a LOOK*

Not you too. I do not date old men. The last one didn’t even have 1 grey hair. 

But yeah, you’re waaay too girly for me anyway. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

Sorry Eiri.. You do have a preference though you can’t pretend you don’t.

I think you’re the only person i’m ‘too girly’ for…

[undiris]

*POUTS* 

.....Maybe....... 

You just have a really girlish face. Its.. really... *gestures with his hands* Soft..?

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*looking back down at her Kindle she tries to think of a way to answer this that won’t make Eirikur leave*

Yes… Lately it’s been a little difficult. 

*She sighs, shifting her weight and curling in on herself a fraction*

It won’t kill me.

[undiris]

Loneliness has harmed people before.. *trails off* 

*stretches out his back, throwing his arms up in the air. You can hear his bones pop* Looks like we both need a date huh? We should just go out with eachother. *extremely dry sarcasm. He isn’t serious about that at all*

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*there’s a little half smile in there somewhere*

Aren’t I a little young for you? And female. 

[undiris]

................

*gives her a LOOK*

Not you too. I do not date old men. The last one didn't even have 1 grey hair. 

But yeah, you're waaay too girly for me anyway. 

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*drawing her feet in and the blanket around her, she looks from the tub to his face and smiles faintly in thanks*

Has it been that obvious?

[undiris]

*shrugs and rocks back so his back hits the couch cushions, looking at his feet* 

I guess. I’ve known you long enough to tell so.. I know the signs anyway. 

Have you been lonely?

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*looking back down at her Kindle she tries to think of a way to answer this that won’t make Eirikur leave*

Yes… Lately it’s been a little difficult. 

*She sighs, shifting her weight and curling in on herself a fraction*

It won’t kill me.

[undiris]

Loneliness has harmed people before.. *trails off* 

*stretches out his back, throwing his arms up in the air. You can hear his bones pop* Looks like we both need a date huh? We should just go out with eachother. *extremely dry sarcasm. He isn't serious about that at all*

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*she’s feeling a little down again, down and lonely. She’s bundled herself up in a blanket on the sofa, Kindle in her lap. A sole finger protrudes to advance the page every so often*

[undiris]

*quietly walks into the room and sits down across from her, a medium sized plastic tub in his hands, and automatically tucks his legs up under himself* 

*after a moment of silence he places the tub in between them* 

They’re sugar cookies. I made too much so.. you can have these. You’ve been looking down lately so..

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*drawing her feet in and the blanket around her, she looks from the tub to his face and smiles faintly in thanks*

Has it been that obvious?

[undiris]

*shrugs and rocks back so his back hits the couch cushions, looking at his feet* 

I guess. I've known you long enough to tell so.. I know the signs anyway. 

Have you been lonely?

[thatwasatouristeruption]

*she’s feeling a little down again, down and lonely. She’s bundled herself up in a blanket on the sofa, Kindle in her lap. A sole finger protrudes to advance the page every so often*

[undiris]

*quietly walks into the room and sits down across from her, a medium sized plastic tub in his hands, and automatically tucks his legs up under himself* 

*after a moment of silence he places the tub in between them* 

They're sugar cookies. I made too much so.. you can have these. You've been looking down lately so..

[aph-nordics]

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[denmarktbh]

Sigurd, what brother do you think. When i mention boners, it’s always Sigurd.

And you are being defensive. You’re still being defensive.

[undiris]

…Oh, right.. 

  Urrgh.. I don’t want to hear about Sigurd’s teenaged boners…. I’m going to make that chocolate bread. *shuffles towards the kitchen*

[denmarktbh]

*mutters* mm, well you didn’t have to hear what he did with them, whilst I did… *calls* you need a hand?

[undiris]

*pauses a moment while he's getting down a metal pan* Can you get the chocolate chips from the bottom drawer? I can't bend over today.

[undiris]

….I fail to see how anything could be worse than Erks……… *MAKES A FACE* 

I- I’m not going to pop a boner! I wouldn’t do that over food, no matter how good it sounds. *sounds a little like your trying too hard to deny that Eiri*

[denmarktbh]

Are you really going to risk it, Eirikur?

I’m not going to believe that for a moment. It’s more than likely you’ve done it once without meaning to. I remember your brother when he was a teenager, I remember how often that used to happen. A soft breeze would do it. 

Besides, you sounded far too defensive. Next time make a joke about it and people will think in the other direction. Some advice from me to you. 

[undiris]

*…MAKES AN EVEN BIGGER FACE AT THE USE OF ‘EIRIKUR’*

…..What brother. Or- which..brother. Errugh.. I didn’t need to hear that. I am not being defensive……..Nnnnn stop teasing me-

[denmarktbh]

Sigurd, what brother do you think. When i mention boners, it’s always Sigurd.

And you are being defensive. You’re still being defensive.

[undiris]

...Oh, right.. 

  Urrgh.. I don't want to hear about Sigurd's teenaged boners.... I'm going to make that chocolate bread. *shuffles towards the kitchen*

[undiris]

((going offline for a bit!!

[undiris]

I know but….Erks? *screws up his nose*  

We can melt chocolate and marshmellows and then drizzle them on sweet bread… *trails off, getting a dreamy look on his face, just imagining that* *send help*

[denmarktbh]

Don’t complain, it could be worse. *boops his nose*

Alright, captain sweet tooth, don’t pop a boner… but that does sound good.

[undiris]

….I fail to see how anything could be worse than Erks……… *MAKES A FACE* 

I- I’m not going to pop a boner! I wouldn’t do that over food, no matter how good it sounds. *sounds a little like your trying too hard to deny that Eiri*

[denmarktbh]

Are you really going to risk it, Eirikur?

I’m not going to believe that for a moment. It’s more than likely you’ve done it once without meaning to. I remember your brother when he was a teenager, I remember how often that used to happen. A soft breeze would do it. 

Besides, you sounded far too defensive. Next time make a joke about it and people will think in the other direction. Some advice from me to you. 

[undiris]

*...MAKES AN EVEN BIGGER FACE AT THE USE OF 'EIRIKUR'*

.....What brother. Or- which..brother. Errugh.. I didn't need to hear that. I am not being defensive........Nnnnn stop teasing me-

[undiris]

kongeriketnoreg started following you

ajappaa started following you

mutzeigen started following you

I- I don’t think I have enough sweet bread for all of you…. 

[mutzeigen-blog]

Then just give it all to me!

[undiris]

N- No its mine-

I won't let you have it. I'll run if I have to, and trust me I hate running.