Please Step Inside

My name is Kanaya Maryam and I am here for you. (An independent AU Kanaya Maryam RP blog. Crossovers are always welcome as are OC's) Current M!A status: None I Track UndyingMetaphor. If you don't tag one of those thing I will probably miss it Cairovercoat - Background

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I Return For No Discernible Reason Only To Disappear Again Shortly

Because That Is My Modus Operandi

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Greetings, my playfully ado+rable dancesto+r. Tell me ho+w yo+u are do+ing please.

You Do Not Need To Say Please Darling Dancestor

I Am Quite Well A Touch Tired But On the Whole I Can Not Complain

How Have You Been

[undyingmetaphor]

Rose Did

Also The Cops Tried To Tell Me With Their Handcuffs

And The Women Tried To Tell Me With Their Screams

[timaeuscreamsicle]

i think you may have misread the situation

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That Is What I Thought

Although Rose Was Very Adamant

Chainsaw Plus Kids Park Equals Bad

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timaeuscreamsicle replied to your post: Humans Are Bizarre How Was I Supposed To Know...

who told you that lie

Rose Did

Also The Cops Tried To Tell Me With Their Handcuffs

And The Women Tried To Tell Me With Their Screams

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Humans Are Bizarre

How Was I Supposed To Know That Brandishing A Chainsaw In A Park Was A Bad Thing

[tentacletheory-deactivated20140]

"Well, humans generally aren’t really pleased with violence or any implications of such. Brandishing a weapon at someone definitely doesn’t get praised, au contraire even."

[undyingmetaphor]

"Well that is quite bizarre. I've never gotten in trouble for revealing my weapon back on Alternia. How was I supposed to know?"

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Curses

Someone Said Something About A Desire To Sleep With Me And Then Dissappeared

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pir8queenoftheseas

I want to have sex at this very moment with some sexy Maryam ass.

Well There Will Certainly Be No Threatening Now

This Comes From Nowhere

It Is Definitely A Possibility

How Can I Help You

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Im Going To Do It

Im Going To Threaten Children

Only You Can Stop this

All You Have To Do Is Talk To Me

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People Should entertain Me Before I Threaten More Children With Chainsaws

[undyingmetaphor]

Send me "Moan" and I'll generate a number!

One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips

Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse

Three: Your muse owns mine for two days

Four: My muse submits for yours

Five: My muse dominates yours

Six: My muse gives yours a striptease

Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest

Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night

Nine: Our muses do the deed

Ten: Our muses hug one another

Eleven: My muse nibbles yours

Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine

Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine

Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse

Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing

Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing

Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants

Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot

Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed

Twenty: My muse will tease yours (take that however you will)

Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine

Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place

Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours

Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting,kissing, etc.)

Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above

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My Pokemon Team Is Six Espurrs

[tentacletheory-deactivated20140]

"I disagree, then again, that might be because I gave birth to one myself…"

[undyingmetaphor]

"Maybe this is some sort of troll thing. I don't see why it's a big deal. Or why the cops were chasing me. I was simply asserting myself."

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"Because the child refused to stop staring at me. I told it to go away."

[tentacletheory-deactivated20140]

"And you immediately grab for your chainsaw??!" She asks, sighing a bit in a disappointed manner.

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"I was asking really kindly but it ignored me. Is that wrong? Human children are very creepy looking." 

[tentacletheory-deactivated20140]

"Hmm, well, at least you weren’t either arrested or killed just yet, what happened though? Why did you even pull out your chainsaw in the first place?" She asks, frowning a little bit at the troll girl.

[undyingmetaphor]

"Because the child refused to stop staring at me. I told it to go away."

[tentacletheory-deactivated20140]

The woman reads the post and smiles a bit, quickly dashing to her transportalizer to warp the girl over towards her estate, hoping to get her out of trouble soon. “Hey there!”

[undyingmetaphor]

The transition being extremely sudden it almost causes Kanaya to jump. After looking around for a few seconds she realized what happened. "Rose, I have to thank you. I woke up on Earth and events transpired. Certainly not how I would prefer to wake."