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[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[teesadutta]

[unearly]

i just logged on to tumblr on my computer for the first time in like 2 years

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

[gwinny5k]

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

[deliciousstomach-deactivated202]

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

[bogleech]

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

[themuditaendeavour]

Convenient children =/= healthy children

[absolutely-walnuts]

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

[abstract-dimension]

[eo-nni-blog]

수국

[bigsquid]

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[inritum]

[6i]

i wanted you to win so bad that i took loses for that. i lost myself for you. we both lost.

[thickmints]

instagram.com/maddawg__ 🖤🖤

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

BongWater

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

[weloveshortvideos]

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

[awed-frog]

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

[errantics]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[whattblackparadise]

metamorphic or igneous

[sunflowercocoa]

neither, dwayne the

[hijerking]

me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again