[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[mrdistracted]

With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst nightmare.

[gay-for-kristen--gay-for-kate]

And it’s even cooler because Ms Frizzle used to be voiced by Lily Tomlin, who is also a lesbian. So basically Ms Frizzle is a lesbian by association.

[antifa-hulk]

Of course she’s lesbian what straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus

[cingerbread]

[mvdrinv]

[elitaharkov-deactivated20180526]

[heart2mouth-deactivated20190227]

me: i fucking hate heterosexual drama it’s so annoying and petty

me when my friend has heterosexual drama to share:

[neckkiss]

[actualdogvines]

[andreavilllalon]

[almorosa-deactivated20170822]

[khadidon]

Alicia keys be like…

[manuelmacabre]

I fucking snorted this is too much lmao

[snorlaxmeback-deactivated201803]

FU C K 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[oscar--boscar]

A very excited boy

[psychicscavenger]

shit my own dogs heard her say ‘walk’ and they got excited

[justyniannucci]

[jaysunshappyhour]

"Can I have Dilaudid?"

Blood pressure 95/46

[bjyonceknows]

Me on our third date

[lvd2]