Mr. Distracted's Distractions

My name is Kyle, He/They, Washington. I post fandom stuff and sometimes stories from real life.

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[antennafarm]

Visit Original Link

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[mrdistracted]

My old regular bar offered a drink called a trashcan, which is basically this with a can of red bull upside down on top

[sparkly-trashfire]

Jimothy. That is all.

[arrenkae]

Love aroace Carl headcanons, but also, even if he's not? I really appreciate a male character whose mind just. Never goes there. This man is 100% focused on surviving a hellscape dungeon and having a single (1) horny thought in the entire series turns out to be an Extremely Alarming sign of him being mind controlled

[mrdistracted]

I honestly don't see Carl as ace. I see him as autistic. He has attractive women flirting with him it is too dense or too focused to notice.

[jet-dawnbringer]

Hey, this one goes out to Imani.

12 skulls Imani. The first example of "it might get worse before it gets better." Queen of "They will not break me." He might not even realize it, but Carl's ideals were demonstrated and reinforced by Imani. Maybe the most important woman in the series? (I love her)

Meeting all of Meadow Lark was clearly deeply formative, but meeting Imani? Imani, who loved her people enough to mercy kill them? Imani, who loved her co-workers enough to take that decision off of them? Imani, who physically left behind the bloody choices of the first two floors and the pvp tickets, and chose a race and class that let her go back to healing? (I love her)

All my homies love Imani. Three cheers for Imani.

[constellation-sapphic]

I just finished book five of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and I've seen some people (on instagram lmao) mischaracterizing Carl, sort of joking that he blows stuff up without hesitation and without thinking through it

But, Carl is so chronically an over-thinker? He had four (or more!) backup plans at the end of the Butchers Masquerade, and was actively mixing and matching elements of them to fit the changing scenario. The only times I can recall him acting without thinking through it is when he's defending, not attacking.

Hell, he even fine tunes each of his bombs to be meticulously right for any given scenario. He thinks through each possible path he can imagine. He optimizes *everything*.

I love him sm please don't water his character down into brash dumb explody man

[filteredrainwater]

ONE DAY I'LL DRAW A BACKGROUND!!! BUT NOT TODAY!!!! (IMANI 🐱🐱🐱)

i like her alot

[tealighthouse]

dungeon crawler carl is full of horrors and devastatingly poignant beautiful heartbreaking relationships and carl and donut alone make it worth reading because it’s so rare to have this deeply familial platonic bond portrayed as the single most important relationship that a cishet white man has to lean on when faced with insurmountable odds and soul-crushing terrors but i don’t think anything or anyone is touching prepotente talking about miriam, miriam who would let him into the house and play piano and sing for him, only him, miriam who was his mother, miriam who loved her smart boy, her good boy, her beautiful boy, and how he is never going to get that back

[hanbei-hq]

Trying to explain DCC to my friends is so hard bc you have to bring up bullshit like “yeah so he takes a bowl of snickers from the first book, does a funny dance with them around the ankles of the boss, and then uses an ingame exploit that makes bosses deathly allergic to peanuts and explode into confetti.”

(not something that happens but the fact that it sounds almost identical to some of the explanations I’ve given to my friends proves my point)

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[caffeinewitchcraft]

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

[headedoutleft]

something i want to mention because i’ve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware they’re being filmed

good job on how you handled it, op!

[ralfmaximus]

Indeed, spotting Meta glasses in the wild just got harder in 2026.

They are no longer exclusively Ray-Bans.

[englishmagic]

Do you think it’s possible to cut together a version of Count the Rice that is only the studio parts?

When they leave we don’t see where they go

Sometimes someone comes back and says some cryptic shit

Then they’re all gone and Sam is just faffing about by himself

Whenever someone comes back in they’re increasingly furious

They’re counting the rice

[tiredadventurer]

[samreich]

incredible advice unfortunately

[januaryunleashed]

Why celebrate the Fourth of July when I can celebrate RWBY Volume 10 being greenlit instead

[sequids-remade]