Mr. Distracted's Distractions

My name is Kyle, He/They, Washington. I post fandom stuff and sometimes stories from real life.

[mrdistracted]

Gonna start saying "I'm disappointed in you" to the people who get on the bus at the back door to avoid paying. Especially if they then walk towards the front of the bus blocking the aisle for people who got on at the front.

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[mrdistracted]

As a tall person I need to have a quick rant.

I have long legs. I walk fast. Sometimes when walking in a group I notice. Sometimes I don't. What bothers me is that when I do slow down to stay with the rest of the group, they then also slow down. So now I either have to either slow down even more, or stay ahead of the group again.

[mrdistracted]

Watching RWBY v7 and I'm at the Ace Ops vs RWBY fight.

First of all the whole "we're the best huntsmen in atlas" "you were, until you trained us." Is such a great moment.

But also Rwby really picked their opponents well. Ruby new she could bait hot tempered Harriet into doing something wreckless. Weiss knew Marrow couldn't use his quirk on both her and her summon if they stayed far enough apart. And Yang and Blake have much better teamwork than Elm and Vine because the Ace Ops don't view each other as friends, just coworkers.

I wonder if during training they studied the aceops knowing that this fight might come eventually.

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 08.01 New Order Part 1

[mrdistracted]

My wife and I were going to go camping at a little private campground for the 4th of July to get away from people, but I was waiting to find out if work was giving me Friday the 3rd in observance. I still don't know but now it's too late and the campground is booked full.

I'm so tired of not being able to plan things for holidays because my company can't communicate

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[mrdistracted]

And houses for sale

[thursday]

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[captainlordauditor]

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

[fgrobichiko]

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

[captainlordauditor]

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

[fgrobichiko]

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

[captainlordauditor]

swing by you say

[fgrobichiko]

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

[ffoxer]

New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received

[reptile-girl]

porn will win

[runcibility]

[mrdistracted]

I'm trying to remember if Ezra, Ahsoka, and Hondo were ever on screen together in Rebels. Because if not that'd be a great way to introduce him to live action in season 2 of Ahsoka.

Ezra would be excited to see his weird pirate buddy again, Ahsoka would be annoyed to see this pirate trickster again. And then all three of them just go "wait, you know each other?"

[mrdistracted]

Additionally, the meeting comes about because Ezra and Ahsoka need someone they can "trust" to help with something shady and both go "I know a guy" not realizing they're talking about the same guy

[mrdistracted]

I'm trying to remember if Ezra, Ahsoka, and Hondo were ever on screen together in Rebels. Because if not that'd be a great way to introduce him to live action in season 2 of Ahsoka.

Ezra would be excited to see his weird pirate buddy again, Ahsoka would be annoyed to see this pirate trickster again. And then all three of them just go "wait, you know each other?"

[beardedmrbean]