using podcast shitposting as a coping mechanism

giving u ur wolf 359 content in the year of our lord 2020 (icon by @rosepetalswrites)

[captn-lovelace]

did you know that thru the wolf 359 patreon you can get the wolf 359 ad free experience™ for as little as $1 or $5 if you wanna throw ‘em a bit more and it gives you access to the rss feed? and it will stay in your podcast app even if you only pay for one month of the patreon? then you can download the ad-free episodes? to have? permanently? to preserve and do what you will with? (flash drive, hard drive, laptop, fuck it burn it to cds) and listen to forever and ever?

Get more from Kinda Evil Genius Productions on Patreon

creating the complete, ad-free Wolf 359 experience

[captn-lovelace]

renée “i also brought a gun” mincowski can shoot me with her harpoon any day of the week

[captn-lovelace]

i like to think hilbert has a fun time pretending to be a cooky scientist with a higher pitched voice before he mutinies

[captn-lovelace]

mincowski is so iconic from the start “but could there? be pain? could we use a gas that causes him a little pain first and then knocks him out?” girl boss

[captn-lovelace]

wolf 359 episode 11 is the most iconic turning point of any audio drama, in this essay i will d-

[captn-lovelace]

nothing makes me feel the passage of time quite like christmas the anniversary of the wolf 359 finale

[captainsalmonid]

i miss si5 so bad man

[al-norton]

🌊

Illustration commission for @commsroom 💥

[justcallmecornflake-deactivated]

Be a big girl. Don’t die.

[fictionpodsexyperson]

Podcast Sexybracket Round 4: Isabel Lovelace vs Cecil Palmer

Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)

Abridged from the official website: “Captain Lovelace—Isabel to her friends, ‘sir, yes sir, right away, sir’ to most everyone else—is a fearless air force commander and space pioneer. Lovelace is known in equal measure for her brilliant tactical mind, her maverick impulses, and her acidic wit. Both a workaholic and an infamous prankster, Lovelace prides herself in both taking her business seriously and taking time to enjoy the finer things in life.”

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Edited from the Welcome to Night Vale fanwiki: “Cecil Gershwin Palmer is the voice of Night Vale and the narrator of Welcome to Night Vale. He works at Night Vale Community Radio as the announcer and self-proclaimed journalist. He lives in an apartment in Night Vale with his scientist husband Carlos. Cecil generally seems friendly. However, he has something of a dual personality. He can seemingly switch between pensive and cheery moods in the time it takes for him to switch between the appropriate tones—which is almost no time at all.”

How should I vote?

In this bracket, don't worry about who's most popular on Tumblr or who meets a narrow definition of "sexyman"/"sexywoman"—just vote for whoever you, personally, think is sexiest.

[pensivespacepirate]

#I desperately want to clip her run and hide speech to Goddard here for the unenlightened to learn of her incredible sexiness #Hhhhhkkdhshs even just thinking about it jfkshsjsksjshh #Unfortunately I am very lazy (via @sashadealltheknives)

happy to be of assistance!

Visit Original Link

[alfvenwave]

[unenthusiasticcavalry]

i’m relistening to wolf 359 so after like 3 yrs i’m back on my bullshit

[uranium]

wolf 359 is a podcast about how humans are fucking stupid and terrible and selfish and yet so incredibly loving and brave and intelligent at the same time. it also answers the classic question If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

[skoople]

this is not official at all i built it from dates yanked out of the scripts and a little bit of math

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

I’ve made posts like this before but I think time loop stories are some of the most concentrated essences of the nature of a story having a narrative function. A time loop story takes the fact that any story can be reread, rewatched, relistened to forever without ever changing the end, and makes that a literal function of the story, the infinite repeatability becoming the driving factor. And then the story says “but what if the infinite repeating cycles did change? What if it was possible to get it right, to break the loop, to free yourself from the narrative? What if the universe (the reader, the author) wants you to get it right, no matter the cost?”

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Someone tagged this with wolf 359 and then apologized. Have you seen my URL

[prydon]

thinking about one of my favorite things about jupeter, which is the way that juno is outwardly pretty casual/gruff in his way of speaking but inwardly super poetic, whereas nureyev is outwardly very flowery/poetic but inwardly so repressed and experiencing kill bill sirens in his head at all times. they’re meant to be

[cosmicrhetoric]