a lavender shadow

27 | she/they the power of wolf 359 brain rot and disco elysium brain worms combined

[captn-lovelace]

I saw one of those “blind date with a book displays” and bought one today for the first time. It’s the third book in a series 🤦‍♀️

[mykelneedssleep]

In honor of pride month I’m relistening to mission mishaps: no complaints because idk what was going on that episode but I can tell you one thing and that’s heterosexual colleagues do not refer to each other as “partner” and get upset when they don’t remember their “special friend day”

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[thevisualvamp]

Coffee break

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[motherfucker-unlimited]

The fortune teller giving me a tarot reading: I keep drawing The Tower, the deck doesn't even have this many copies, this isn't supposed to happen

Me: It must represent my huge penis

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[aletheyass]

always remember that adhesive labels can sense your fear and hesitation when you are removing them

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons