Unexpected Arachnids

Floridian Swamp Monster. Nonbinary, asexual, aromantic. Queer as hell. They/them. I have my inbox turned off for a reason. If you manage to send me a message anyways, I will block you. Non-mutuals who DM me will also be blocked.

[junglejim4322]

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

[history-of-fashion]

after 1515 Attributed to Lucas Cranach the Elder - Catherine of Mecklenburg, Duchess of Saxony

(Thiel Gallery)

[lauraciello]

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

[iwilleatyourenglish]

an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[planetarytransformation]

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

[probablyreal]

brushbug banging out the tunes

[chainmail-butch]

Images that go hard as fuck

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[passionpeachy]

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

[passionpeachy]

animal cruelty

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?