[xxxsarihartxxx]

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[amvs]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[amvs]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[amvs]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

[squareallworthy]

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

[amvs]

[maykitz]

[unfilstrofco]

my villain arc will be quiting my IT job and then getting a job outside of IT and using my knowledge to make IT support's lives miserable.

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[targetedknowledge]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[computervsworld]

not now frightening ghoul there's a fucking bounny

[targetedknowledge]

[fisutiddies]

[ouroborosorder]

fucking losing my shit over elizabeth holmes' fucking twitter banner

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[ad-profundis]

Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

checked the twitter "for you" page for the first time in a good while, first post I see is an argument between two libertarians in which one tracked down the grave of the other belligerents dead brother and took a photograph of himself standing over it with a shovel threatening to build a chair with his bones

[spaghetti-ex2]

[bottledfool]

Important follow-up

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[dogpuppy]

[slimemode]