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shitty horoscopes book ix: the body and the wreckage.
each sign rules a body part, though which part will vary depending on who you’re talking to. this volume marks a year to the inception of the shitty horoscopes series.
amrit brar (musterni), 2015
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This Is All You Get
This is all you get. This is all you’re allowed to have. Make it count.
Your voice in my ear makes me whine. It’s a very desperate sound and I am quickly becoming a very desperate girl. I had begged and begged for you to touch me. You’d been gone for over a week on some work trip that I deemed highly unfair and unnecessary. I had teased you the whole while, sending you pictures, dirty texts, calling you late at night when I wanted something. You had warned me plenty of times that I was getting myself into trouble, but I didn’t care. You remind me that all I care about is my own wet cunt.
So now, because of my poor behavior, I’m sat here on your lap, grinding against your thigh while you pay me no mind other than to occasionally whisper something awful to me. You have better things to do than deal with the pathetic, wet mess that I am.
Five minutes. If you don’t make it, you’ll have to wait.
It isn’t fair. I had been waiting so long. I needed it. I needed you, but I couldn’t get what I wanted.
“It isn’t fair.”
The words slipped from my mouth in a soft whisper, caught between light gasps. You laughed and mimicked me.
“It isn’t fair? You know what really isn’t fair, little one?”
I shake my head. I can’t focus on you. I dig my fingers into your leg, trying to get myself a better chance. I have three minutes left. I might make it if I concentrate.
“You being such an awful girl while I’m gone. You know what happens to mean little girls like yourself?”
I shake my head again. Words are not my friend today. Two minutes.
You grab my chin and pull my eyes up. I can feel my breath catching. I’m so close. You’re frowning, but I’m so close.
“They edge. And they edge. And they edge. Until there’s nothing left. No thoughts, no orgasms. Just edging.”
I just want to shut you out and focus on my task, but you echo in my head. Just edging. Just edging. Just edging.
“Time’s up.”
you want to cum? prove it. humiliate yourself, embarrass yourself, show me how disgusting you are. then i’ll think about it.
The March 17th new moon will present new truths that transcended everything you thought you knew up until this point. This is a major new beginning. We are going through the last big purification as the solstice gateway is already starting to open.
hogwarts memes
- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall
- POTTER
- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”
- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff
- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction
- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]
- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”
- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”
- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )
reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD
-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…
-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI
-”i’d rather be petrified”
-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”
I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic
Low quality 🍑 tie.
“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”
My butt looks gigantic what even
It also looks absolutely amazing tho! 😍
Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.
Making housework fun
Cooking a nice diner before going into a hot sex night🍾🥂
Shooting new photo’s for you guys😈❤️💋👠👠